Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Pissmaster said:
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Gödel sentences, dude!

Also Philip K Dick was a genius. Watching what was originally a poorly thought out troll hit the exhaust poor of the Death Star is a bittersweet thing. It's funny as fuck but it may well bring The Farms down as well as Dick and Ralph.

Oh well, all good things come to an end I suppose.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Gödel sentences, dude!

Also Philip K Dick was a genius. Watching what was originally a poorly thought out troll hit the exhaust poor of the Death Star is a bittersweet thing. It's funny as fuck but it may well bring The Farms down as well as Dick and Ralph.

Oh well, all good things come to an end I suppose.
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Nah, the farms will be ok.

Since we're getting all fancy with the references, his reaction to the camwhore thing made me think of the Tell-Tale Heart. Except instead of the heart of a dead guy under the floorboards, he's hearing the moaning of Jim Carrey on cam getting slowly louder and louder as @George Cuckzunian keeps tugging on the thread.

He's holding that closet door shut with all his strength and the skeleton's beating it the fuck down on the other side. :story:
 
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Xarpho said:
Dick has spent so much time crying about KF that it's bound to attract attention from others. I mean, Maddox knows the identity of 80s Girl, couldn't he confirm through some way that Marie is in fact 80s Girl just to spite Dick?
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That's what years of Jesse's seething was about. But Jesse has no talent or charisma so it took PPP and Godwinson noticing it and them doing a few hours of trolling before its potential for an autism tsunami was unleashed.

There's no denying it at this point. But I also think the only proof of it lies in Maddox's fap folder. So, as we're doing literary references, this is a Cuck 22.
 
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Rausch said:
That's what years of Jesse's seething was about. But Jesse has no talent or charisma so it took PPP and Godwinson noticing it and them doing a few hours of trolling before its potential for an autism tsunami was unleashed.

There's no denying it at this point. But I also think the only proof of it lies in Maddox's fap folder. So, as we're doing literary references, this is a Cuck 22.
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Maddox's reputation literally couldn't be lower, but Dick's could.

If Maddox were to reveal the contents of his fap folder and confirm that Hulagirl86 was 80s girl it would hurt Dick way more than him.

Just saying.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Maddox's reputation literally couldn't be lower, but Dick's could.

If Maddox were to reveal the contents of his fap folder and confirm that Hulagirl86 was 80s girl it would hurt Dick way more than him.

Just saying.
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My prophecy is that Maddox will redeem himself delivering the coup de grace to Dick and MundaneMatt will do the same to Ralph.

"No man can destroy me!"

[Removes fursuit facemask revealing a trooned out face, to gasps from the audience] "I am no man!"
 
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If you had told me a few weeks ago that Dax would pass on the opportunity of a lifetime in mercilessly mocking Maddox teaming up with the Yo Mama guy to produce a collaborative hit-piece on the alt-right in the form of a scat fetish Newgrounds video to instead drunkenly puke accusations at the girlfriends of far-removed guests on Twitter to hunt down a shitposting account I would have called you insane - how times change :story:

You earned this Dax; you yourself had the power to do anything else and instead you chose the harvest:
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Famke Slamssen said:
Holy fuck and the exceptional individual is doubling down. He's chasing the stupidest fucking lead possible and outright attacking former guests of the show in a blind rage. Holy fuck lolcow lolcow lolcow lolcow I disavow everything he's a complete fucking exceptional individual holy shit.

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At least this girl appears to look like a biological woman and not a man like Dick's broad.
 
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While not being the arbiter on bestowing the lolcow title, I still think dick isnt really a "true" lolcow. This is just an episode, everyone has an episode. Granted he has had a few now and is currently teetering on the edge.

Ill tell you what he is though, and thats a snake. A snake covered in grease. He is a standard LA degenerate in the entertainment industry. What people like about him is the character he plays. He is a brown noser that would rather suck your dick rather then actually confront you, because he doesnt actually believe in anything standards. He will just go with what feels natural to the character he plays. UNLESS, he believes himself superior to you, or you start peeling apart the character. Thats why he is currently so mad now, because his money making character is being taken for a fool. The only reason he got to where he is, is due to the fact he got into a fight with a more retarded snake. He has been coasting on that meal ever since.

Snakes sometimes group together, and he has built himself a nice little shield of IBS remnants and rejects to be his attack dogs and defenders. Almost like a shoal of fish schooling together to prevent being picked out. I honestly never understood what appealed to null, but hopefully he sees things starting to crack, because I dont believe null is really apart of the snakes in the group, he is just hanging out with a sketchy crowd.
 
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