Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Kulee Baba]

Okay let me say it as one of the last Dick apologists in this thread: Dick is a lolcow. I really believed that he was just fanning the flames because he likes publicity good and bad. But nope he is truly seething.

What's unique in this scenario is the new position Null has found himself in. Oftentimes Null is a neutral party, or becomes an antagonist to the lolcow once the cow starts sending amateur c&d letters to him. This time though, Null is Vergil and he's guiding Dick thru the Autistic Inferno.

"Here pity only lives when it is dead."

 

[Old Man Mario]

Pillstream when?

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You can almost hear him mooing.

His udders are close to bursting. I feel he has assumed the form of a Lolcow.

Perhaps he should have met up with us and we all used the blowjob machine as a group of friends. We could have enjoyed some Banquet Tv Dinner Fried Chicken and avoided this.

The Biggest Problem in his universe is he refuses to share.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

That's what years of Jesse's seething was about. But Jesse has no talent or charisma so it took PPP and Godwinson noticing it and them doing a few hours of trolling before its potential for an autism tsunami was unleashed.

There's no denying it at this point. But I also think the only proof of it lies in Maddox's fap folder. So, as we're doing literary references, this is a Cuck 22.

I think if we're honest, a big part of it was that Godwinson and PPP were just in the perfect position to take the material against Dax & co. and feed it into the loose fed-up former IBS and ex-/cow/ set of people. People who were already soured on all this chummy e-celeb protectionism for a long time. Realistically there was no other group who had the memory needed to become invested in this, and with them it would have been impossible for a new outsider to gain much traction. The fact that Jesse's vibe was an especially bad fit for group really didn't help him though. Godwinson and PPP on the other hand, they had an earned reputation that would let them to stir things up among them without having to push hard for it at all.

 

[Null]

His udders are close to bursting. I feel he has assumed the form of a Lolcow.

People who write like this are fucking psychopaths

 

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All I'm saying is, people in crack houses shouldn't be so obvious about what they're hiding.

 

[Popper Whiting]

feed it into the loose fed-up former IBS and ex-/cow/ set of people.

I sensed it, and said it at the time, that the stream where they all piled on Jesse left them wide open. If I saw it others saw it, PPP and Godwinson did. That little thing that tips you off prod here to get a reaction. It is something you don't know what it looks like until you see it.

It's Sargon's Suit, that one little thing when mocked and prodded triggers a meltdown and rapid descent into cow status. The JHL texts, the information it exposed and the threads it left to pull on 80s girl, it was Dick's Sargon's Suit, and bringing in everyone to dogpile Jesse, mute him and over-react tipped off any experienced shit stirrer there was a vulnerability.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Someone (probably Jesse or his fans) bought the domain hulagirl86.live and have it redirecting to Marie's school faculty page

 

[MemeGrey]

My prophecy is that Maddox will redeem himself delivering the coup de grace to Dick and MundaneMatt will do the same to Ralph.

"No man can destroy me!"

[Removes fursuit facemask revealing a trooned out face, to gasps from the audience] "I am no man!"

 

[4inchaverage]

I'm a longtime enough fan that I'm in the groups and talk to other fans. He will definitely keep the retarded gen-xers who unironically think getting shit on your dick and taking LSD before a GNR show is cool. He is losing the less atavistic fans however. My advice to him is to stop this sperg-fit and fully focus on booming it the fuck up for your Gen-X fans. Maybe start reviewing old tape decks or something.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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A true work of art. If this doesn't get cope tweeted by Maddax there's no justice in this world.

 

[Physics Ninja]

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All I'm saying is, people in crack houses shouldn't be so obvious about what they're hiding.

So is he now hurling insults at the girl he was just messaging two tweets ago for help?

 

[Arcturus]

When will Jesse finally be noticed as the true game master?

 

[Popper Whiting]

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When will Jesse finally be noticed as the true game master?

I finally get captured for a tweet and it is by fucking Jesse! Fuck my life.

 

[Kulee Baba]

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When will Jesse finally be noticed as the true game master?

Jesse, the only reason you're not a lolcow is that no one gives a shit about you. You're pathetic a-log faggot.

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

After seeing these tweets, It looks like Dick wants @George Cuckzunian to come on the show. Would you be willing to call into TDS to share your work to the class? I think that could be pretty funny.

 

[tantric_depressive]

So is he now hurling insults at the girl he was just messaging two tweets ago for help?

Yeah, Dick called that random Medusa chick a fat whale. I ain't no simp, but that seems a bit much everything considered

 

[Unog]

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When will Jesse finally be noticed as the true game master?

He dropped the Special Olympics torch in the mud, and only by the grace of god did PPP and Godwinson keep that ember burning long enough to culminate in this outpouring of autism and hilarity.

Jesse, you made a fuckup on par with the guy who fucked up dropping Metokur's dox. If you had any self-awareness or shame you'd try to hide where this originally came from as best as you humanly could. Also, you're boring and unfunny.

After seeing these tweets, It looks like Dick wants @George Cuckzunian to come on the show. Would you be willing to call into TDS to share your work to the class? I think that could be pretty funny.

@George Cuckzunian See this? The above is the opposite of what you should do. Keep doing your thing, you've obviously hit on something. Keep digging till you hit paydirt. What you've done already has yielded unprecedented results.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

After seeing these tweets, It looks like Dick wants @George Cuckzunian to come on the show. Would you be willing to call into TDS to share your work to the class? I think that could be pretty funny.

Fuck that! They'll just mute him and shout at/laugh over him. He should only agree to face Dick on neutral territory, like a @Perspicacity stream.

@Perspicacity will you swear a solemn oath of impartiality if Dick agrees to 1v1 @George Cuckzunian with you as a moderator?

 

[Unog]

Fuck that! They'll just mute him and shout at/laugh over him. He should only agree to face Dick on neutral territory, like a @Perspicacity stream.

@Perspicacity will you swear an solemn oath of impartiality if Dick agrees to 1v1 @George Cuckzunian ?

Or just don't do it at all because he has nothing to gain from it and as such can only stand to lose.

The entire notion is retarded. Full steam ahead @George Cuckzunian , no changing tracks.

 

[tantric_depressive]

He dropped the Special Olympics torch in the mud, and only by the grace of god did PPP and Godwinson keep that ember burning long enough to culminate in this outpouring of autism and hilarity.

Jesse, you made a fuckup on par with the guy who fucked up dropping Metokur's dox. If you had any self-awareness or shame you'd try to hide where this originally came from as best as you humanly could. Also, you're boring and unfunny.



@George Cuckzunian See this? The above is the opposite of what you should do. Keep doing your thing, you've obviously hit on something. Keep digging till you hit paydirt.

Jesse gotta be careful with his gloating, whether earned or not, for the Harvest is always looking to cast a new Malachai