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His Bob Ross cosplay was hilarious because by the end of the stream he was just a guy in a button-up shirt with a dumb wig on, he'd dropped the beard and then the fake voice eventually. He's trash.
To be fair his fake Bob Ross voice wasn't even a Bob Ross voice at all, and the way he kept saying "yes children" made him sound like a pedo which was hilarious in its own right.
 
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I watched a memology vid where his passive aggressive begging was beyond cringe
 
If Leanna wasn't a sorta cute girl, she wouldn't have friends either. She's about as vile as Phil.
So you're saying she doesn't have any friends.
I usually ignore these caps but holy shit, this is fucking disgusting.
Well, he needs his oyster snack and wasn't able to get it through the regular snort method.
 
Realistically speaking I don't see the vest streak dying or whatever, ever; he never made that much money consistently, daily, and it's really easy with no effort. His cult will never allow that shit to stop, unless he starts something else; and taking into account that he's extremly autistic about habits and scheduling, this won't be the case.
 
He says vaguely that they randomly connected and they weren't looking for anybody and they forged a deep emotional bond. It's possible this occurred in Twitter DMs after chatting about OBS.
Yeah I remember hearing him say that but that’s all I’ve ever heard him say about their meeting. Figured it was online but wasn’t sure

She already followed him, so she knew who he was before they started talking. If you go to her chaosrealm01 twitter, you can see on her likes/retweets that she had liked and/or retweeted at least a few things months prior to the OBS introduction.
How could any female Google Phil Burnell and not be disgusted? The incident would probably come up at the top along with 10,000 videos of him being an asshole

A lot of our knowledge of Kat other than the OBS tweet is speculation.

Allegedly Phil said he had an alcohol problem and Kat was going to help him with that.

Allegedly Kat's ex boyfriend was told Phil worked in finance.

Phil when Phil first mentioned his new girlfriend he said they met randomly. He made it sound like they met in person and were dating when givin the info we have now, they were just texting.

On that note, Phil mentioned many times how they were talking and Kat said things no one has ever said to him before. He later revealed he never actually spoke with her until their first face to face meet up. He allegedly dated this woman for months and bought her a plane ticket without ever actually speaking to her.

Many things Phil has said about Kat have turned out to be false. They are soul mates. Kat loves to cook and clean but was unable to do it where she lived (Kat's ex claimed Kat was a bad cook and he did all the cooking). Kat would be a second income and she would help pay off his debt.
I can’t believe no detractor has catfishes him! That would be legendary

With Pandalee, at the time they hooked up, DSP was at the peak of his "career" and actually had something called "Normal fans". She was also 18. However, with Kat, yeah, Phil was just a means to an easy life of doing the bare-minimum. And as time as shown, we know who wears the pants in that household and it ain't the "mature" adult
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Well if bot of their life goals is to do the bare minimum, perhaps they are meant to be together
 
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I don't see how anything else would keep a streak because Phil is too stupid to create something himself (remember the skull?). The vest was actually organic because his fans forced him to wear it.

He'll probably get 100 bucks a stream anyways because bit cheers and patreon are dead but I cannot WAIT to see what Phil decides is a good idea.
 
How could any female Google Phil Burnell and not be disgusted? The incident would probably come up at the top along with 10,000 videos of him being an asshole
It would also show that he's a simp who makes over $100,000+ scamming people who have to wear helmets. As long as you cook and clean, this guy will buy you what you want, cave in to your every demand, and his only sex-drive comes from seeing cash or half-naked men wrestling. So the thought of ever having to fuck him isn't a concern. If you think he would be gross to sleep with, then you can be like Kat and have your own separate bed. Phil sends Kat love letters on Animal Crossing and has never received a letter back from her, so you don't even have to pretend that you're interested in him.
I can’t believe no detractor has catfishes him! That would be legendary
Seeing how Phil doesn't trust anybody and sees everyone as a detractor, any catfishing message he might get would need the person to prove that they are who they say they are. As dumb as Phil is, his own autism would save him from ever being catfished. Just look at how he immediately checks his phone when someone who isn't one of his well-known whales gives him a large tip to see if it could be charged-back.
 
So is the giant statue of Phil wearing the vest in the Minecraft world still happening? I remember around the 50 street Phil came up with this idea and he was ridiculed by his chat, but later on it seemed like he was planning to do it.
 
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Paging @actually: have you been able to perform a breakdown of who have been the highest tippers regarding the vest goal? Whenever I check the stream, I consistently see familiar paypig names listed on the Whoreboard.

Although it has been a bit surprising that Phil has been hitting his daily and nightly tips goal for 50 straight days, nothing is permanent and the queue of paypigs who are consistently donating is eventually going to dry up.

Beastbod and bishop_of_mercy come to mind as two peculiar cucks who donated upwards of $1,000 earlier in the month but haven’t donated lately at all.

Remember guys: the higher the pig flies, the harder he’s going to fall on his face. And given that Phil is awful at planning for anything, he’s going to get comfortable with this amount of income while getting accustomed to the easy money rolling in until it gradually stops where we’ll get some amazing toxic and salty moments.

It might take a while but it’s definitely happening.
 
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