Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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BIG_BRAD said:
going pretty much exactly as expected lol
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I get why these guys are taking this so personally. Most of them have been $20 patreon supporters since day one - which means they have each personally paid Dick approximately a thousand fucking dollars. Imagine realizing you have given a lolcow a thousand dollars, especially when others have been getting the same content two days later each week for $0.

Plus, TDS is a big part of their personal identity. The longer Dick keeps this up, the more likely some fat incel makes a cope post on the subreddit crying that someone called him a simp because he has a TDS shirt on.

Although it seems pretty clear that he's willing to sacrifice his brand in order to white knight for his gf when he could just keep his mouth shut and get way better results. Well, he could have a week or two ago, but I think he might be in too deep now...
 
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tantric_depressive said:
She ain't gonna lose her job over this. Honestly, the stuff Dick's put out there would be more damaging to her employment status, than these camming accusations are, even if true
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She works in Los Angeles. If anything, being harassed at work by autists with accusations like these will be added job security.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
going pretty much exactly as expected lol
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They can't handle the fun. Should we offer them fellowship and Banquet TV Dinner Fried Chicken?

Everything that is posted has him seething more and his hug box holding him tighter.

The best thing about all of this has been pointed out over and over: if he would have just shrugged it off and let shit go it would have faded away.

Thank you for the endless entertainment everyone!
 
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Dick I know you browse this obsessively so I will be nice and explain what is happening clearly. the people whose insults and mockery you are trying so hard to shout down include people who dont really care about being right, they want to see a reaction out of you even if it means harassing your loved ones up to getting them fired or causing them harm because they think its funny.

You have two options. sperg about how its not funny and how we should jump off your cock while berating Josh for site standards you approved of when it wasnt you ala Maddox or ignoring it and denying the trolls any reaction having them eventually ease up on you out of disinterest, it doesnt matter how many gunted ecelebs pat your back on stream and it doesnt matter how many upvotes you get when people who think your life and the lives of the people close to you being ruined is a perfectly humorous outcome are involved.

I think youll continue your boomer tier shouting match at the amorphous blob of internet flies nipping at your neck so have fun being doxed further and having your grandmothers obituary on pornhub or something when they decide spasming mexican jumping bean gimmick needs something to keep it fresh and interesting


Tookie said:
She works in Los Angeles. If anything, being harassed at work by autists with accusations like these will be added job security.
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not if youre white, straight and cis and said something potentially triggering
 
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I'm making another Sargon comparison, because it is apt. The skeptics bled over onto image board culture during gamergate, most of them being mostly reddit in the form of worn out posters from r/atheism who stumbled onto internet attention because they were upsetting the SJWs and Feminists, which was funny at the time. They then tried to co-opt it to push their own agenda and boost their own image whilst never really getting board culture, which can be summed up that it is fun to play with matches. So when they showed vulnerability and got overly sensitive it became fun to fuck with them and laugh at them, and as a result they self immolated because Sargon and others couldn't comprehend that they couldn't (and never did) control what online autists like to laugh at, and the increasingly embarrassing lengths they went to try and do exactly that became funnier to online autists who egged them on in order to keep laughing.

Now Dick bled onto it because 1. It was funny to make fun of Maddox and watch him fail and 2. He latched onto (and got latched onto inturn) by IBS personalities, which was funny at the time. He and his audience are mostly Reddit, r/thedickshow, and stumbled onto internet attention because IBS and Maddox continually failing was funny at the time. He tried to co-opt and build his brand using board culture whilst never really getting board culture, which again can be summed up as it is fun to play with matches. So when he showed a vulnerability it became more fun and funnier to fuck with him than to laugh with him. As a result he is self immolating because he cant comprehend he couldn't (and never did) control what online autists like to laugh at and the increasing embarrassing lengths he's currently going to try and do exactly that just makes it funnier to online autists who are egging him on in order to keep laughing.

What Dick (and Riley and others) dont get, is that even though this is about Dick, this isn't about Dick. It isn't that people hate Dick, it isn't because people on the thread are Alogs, or jealous. It is about the reaction. That is what is funny to people. The second you took yourselves too seriously and over-reacted, it becomes funny to talk about it, especially as that is all it takes to spark continued reaction. You guys were told, by Null, by @AnOminous, by myself and many others to not engage and not react, just drop it, because that is feeding the attention and shit stirring is encouraging the thing which is pissing you off. I know you guys are reading this thread, take Tyler the Creator's advice.

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The only way to win is just drop it, if someone says or does something which gets under your skin, shut off the screen and go for a walk, forget about it. Someone else will come along for people to laugh at and everything would be forgotten. But they won't take that advice, which again I suppose makes it funnier still.
 
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he's drinking bacardi 151 said:
Plus, TDS is a big part of their personal identity. The longer Dick keeps this up, the more likely some fat incel makes a cope post on the subreddit crying that someone called him a simp because he has a TDS shirt on.
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I can't imagine the type of identity crisis someone like Cripple Jesus or any of the other notable dickriders would have to go through if they allowed themselves an honest look into the true state of the dysfunctional alcoholic they've failed to model their lives after.

BIG_BRAD said:
going pretty much exactly as expected lol
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What is your deal btw? You've always come across as a legitimately deranged jilted ex-fan to me, but if that's not the case and you would do me the favor of giving an actual explanation for why you've dedicated as much time as you have to fucking with Dick and co. I'd love to hear it.
 
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I'm making another Sargon comparison, because it is apt. The skeptics bled over onto image board culture during gamergate, most of them being mostly reddit in the form of worn out posters from r/atheism who stumbled onto internet attention because they were upsetting the SJWs and Feminists, which was funny at the time. They then tried to co-opt it to push their own agenda and boost their own image whilst never really getting board culture, which can be summed up that it is fun to play with matches. So when they showed vulnerability and got overly sensitive it became fun to fuck with them and laugh at them, and as a result they self immolated because Sargon and others couldn't comprehend that they couldn't (and never did) control what online autists like to laugh at, and the increasingly embarrassing lengths they went to try and do exactly that became funnier to online autists who egged them on in order to keep laughing.

Now Dick bled onto it because 1. It was funny to make fun of Maddox and watch him fail and 2. He latched onto (and got latched onto inturn) by IBS personalities, which was funny at the time. He and his audience are mostly Reddit, r/thedickshow, and stumbled onto internet attention because IBS and Maddox continually failing was funny at the time. He tried to co-opt and build his brand using board culture whilst never really getting board culture, which again can be summed up as it is fun to play with matches. So when he showed a vulnerability it became more fun and funnier to fuck with him than to laugh with him. As a result he is self immolating because he cant comprehend he couldn't (and never did) control what online autists like to laugh at and the increasing embarrassing lengths he's currently going to try and do exactly that just makes it funnier to online autists who are egging him on in order to keep laughing.

What Dick (and Riley and others) dont get, is that even though this is about Dick, this isn't about Dick. It isn't that people hate Dick, it isn't because people on the thread are Alogs, or jealous. It is about the reaction. That is what is funny to people. The second you took yourselves too seriously and over-reacted, it becomes funny to talk about it, especially as that is all it takes to spark continued reaction. You guys were told, by Null, by @AnOminous, by myself and many others to not engage and not react, just drop it, because that is feeding the attention and shit stirring is encouraging the thing which is pissing you off. I know you guys are reading this thread, take Tyler the Creator's advice.

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The only way to win is just drop it, if someone says or does something which gets under your skin, shut off the screen and go for a walk, forget about it. Someone else will come along for people to laugh at and everything would be forgotten. But they won't take that advice, which again I suppose makes it funnier still.
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Dax, this post might be a bit long if you're micro-dosing and drinking, so let me sum it up for you in a way a seething Gen X'er can understand:
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I see some people suggest tracking down and contacting some of the girls Dick had on the show, even the ones who clearly want nothing to do with him or the drama that follows him around.
Stop being handicapped.
Remember: We're here to laugh at the lolcows, not actively engaging with them.
If any of these women have a bone to pick with Dix, they'll hear about all this drama through osmosis, we already know Modern Medusa is likely reading the thread.
 
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