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Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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For your information, I haven't received a stimulus check from the government. I'm hoping to soon though. But I did receive a lot of money during my birthday last month and I actually did spend a small portion of it on a new Wogglebug Budsie doll which I am still waiting to come. I will showcase it in a vlog when it comes. I spent a larger portion of it getting coverages on my scripts and am on my way to perfecting them.
And really, I don't worship Wogglebug anymore than any Disney fan does or should worship Mickey Mouse.
And really, I don't worship Wogglebug anymore than any Disney fan does or should worship Mickey Mouse.
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My favourite bugs use their bugdick for traumatic insemination. The bedbug for example. It's bugdick looks like this:
And bedbug 'sex' looks like this:
Just pick a spot on the body and go to town on it.
I read somewhere that the old time Huns (as in Atilla the Hun era) when pillaging and sacking villages and there weren't enough females around for every hun to get their rape on, they use to just go to one of the women (or girls) being already raped, slice a hole in their side and just fuck that hole alongside their bretheren who are already filling both ends. Sure puts all this Covid-19 panic in perspective, eh?
How's everyone's lunch today then?
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Danny gets some extraterrestrial feline poon for his birthday.
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This thread reappears and disappears like magic. Welcome back bug lover.
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So thanks to this thread I Googled "cockroach genitalia" and learned that they have ridiculously complex naughty bits.
Cynthia wants Woggie's tittilator.
Cynthia wants Woggie's tittilator.
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Tag yourself, I’m the pseudopents.
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I was hoping this thread would become active again now that it looks like Dobson's retreated into his stinky bear den temporarily. And naturally, it was Cynthia herself who revived it. Welcome back, bugfucker!
I honestly think people would be less apathetic to your passion if this was something that you yourself created from the ground up and weren't autistically fixated on a very minor and ultimately unlikable character from someone else's intellectual property.
And also, you know, if you didn't put out books with illustrations of a nude adult-sized anthropomorphic bug sharing a bed with young children.
I honestly think people would be less apathetic to your passion if this was something that you yourself created from the ground up and weren't autistically fixated on a very minor and ultimately unlikable character from someone else's intellectual property.
And also, you know, if you didn't put out books with illustrations of a nude adult-sized anthropomorphic bug sharing a bed with young children.
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Giant cockroaches do not make children happy.
Giant cockroaches make children scared.
Giant cockroaches make children scared.
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Who are you paying for a coverage on your script and how much are you paying them? What do you mean by you "received a "Recommend" on my latest version of the screenplay for "Sylvie and the Wogglebug." ?
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Mickey Mouse is a well known household character by Disney. He's an iconic piece of animation history.
The Wogglebug is an obscure one off character from the Wizard of Oz. Literally nobody knows who he is aside from you.
And even so, I don't see any Mickey Mouse enthusiastics as committed and devoted to him as you are to Wogglebug.
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The Wogglebug should be on a sex offenders registry.
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I speedread through this thread by going thru the highlights and holy fucking shit, six years and ain't a goddamn thing changed other than getting the movie published. What an icon.
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“An obscure one off character from the Wizard of Oz” isn’t quite enough to properly explain how obscure this character is. This character was never in the classic movie, and was only introduced in the sequel to the original book, and was so unimportant that it’s left out in almost every single adaptation of the series besides a 1969 film, a 2017 Boomerang original series, and maybe like one more.
However, he did actually get a stage play nearly a full century ago, one notable for being racist against Arabs. A very, very weird character to base one’s entire life around.
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So, I hope you didn't skip over the Nigerian Prince Scammer thing, that sold Cynthia a load of faulty business plans for a lot of her mother's money.
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Saw this thread pop up today and have been reading from the beginning. I must say it's such a fucking tease that none of the old youtube 3D videos still work. The ones where everyone's like "ohh my god nightmare fuel, pedo bad-touch wah so spooky"
Shame on you all in 2014 for not archiving these extremely important videos for the rest of history. I'm going to assume the videos on the WogglebugLove Productions channel is what they were.
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lol jesus christ
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holy shit this is not how i expected her to look for some reason
Shame on you all in 2014 for not archiving these extremely important videos for the rest of history. I'm going to assume the videos on the WogglebugLove Productions channel is what they were.
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lol jesus christ
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holy shit this is not how i expected her to look for some reason
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Yes, that is her and you should hunt down a video where you can hear her talk.
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Oh my Christian God. And the state of her hair is abominable.
These videos from a year ago look too polished, I wish so much to see what people watched in 2014
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She literally looks like a cave man lmao. I wasn't expecting a super model, at worst I thought she would be some mousy looking girl not fucking Oorga the cave woman.
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@The Last Stand The Wogglebug deserves the kind of fame and recognition for being an icon in animation history as much as Mickey Mouse is which is the point.
@Crescent Fresh I am aware of how obscure the Wogglebug is and that is the whole basic point of why I am creating a whole new fandom around him. People who aren't familiar with him through the Oz books will come to love him through my films and books and toys. Especially children.
@Picklechu The Wogglebug is not actually a cockroach. He is a creation of Professor Knowitall's from rare Genoma beetles and also a touch of his own human DNA which is why he has four limbs instead of six and can walk upright.
@AnOminous The Wogglebug can never be a registered sex offender anymore than Barney the Dinosaur can be.
@Blood Debts I am going to refuse your idea of giving the Wogglebug modest clothes when he first appears. Because it would just be too unrealistic. The picture book is only told from the Wogglebug's point of view at the start of his living a sentient life. But the screenplay it's based on goes into detail from Knowitall's point of view and shows how he created wogglebugs, did some experiments to determine the one he wanted to be for his great plan to save Genoma and then just placed him on the rug by the hearth next to his desk. He obviously had no way of being able to make him clothes when he was that small as he created him with science and not with magic after all. His story is just unique from those bugs in James and the Giant Peach. And I like it that way. And I don't care who finds his first appearing naked as creepy. I think he's adorable and dignified with or without clothes.
@FreakyFredsTrannyGranny I actually have most of my old videos saved on my computer but I couldn't show them to you if I wanted to. They contain the voice of the Wogglebug's former voice actor who forbids me from displaying his work now that he has quit.
@John Waters Art Bong I've paid 4 expert screenplay coverage readers on Fiverr to review and critique my first two screenplays. The lowest I've paid is $15 and the highest is $70. And one of them who is a woman who is a screenwriter and producer with a passion for reviewing other people's scripts and favors the fantasy genre gave my screenplay for Sylvie and the Wogglebug a "Recommend" which is the highest rating to give a script above a "Consider" or a "Pass" which means it's ready now for being marketed.
@Crescent Fresh I am aware of how obscure the Wogglebug is and that is the whole basic point of why I am creating a whole new fandom around him. People who aren't familiar with him through the Oz books will come to love him through my films and books and toys. Especially children.
@Picklechu The Wogglebug is not actually a cockroach. He is a creation of Professor Knowitall's from rare Genoma beetles and also a touch of his own human DNA which is why he has four limbs instead of six and can walk upright.
@AnOminous The Wogglebug can never be a registered sex offender anymore than Barney the Dinosaur can be.
@Blood Debts I am going to refuse your idea of giving the Wogglebug modest clothes when he first appears. Because it would just be too unrealistic. The picture book is only told from the Wogglebug's point of view at the start of his living a sentient life. But the screenplay it's based on goes into detail from Knowitall's point of view and shows how he created wogglebugs, did some experiments to determine the one he wanted to be for his great plan to save Genoma and then just placed him on the rug by the hearth next to his desk. He obviously had no way of being able to make him clothes when he was that small as he created him with science and not with magic after all. His story is just unique from those bugs in James and the Giant Peach. And I like it that way. And I don't care who finds his first appearing naked as creepy. I think he's adorable and dignified with or without clothes.
@FreakyFredsTrannyGranny I actually have most of my old videos saved on my computer but I couldn't show them to you if I wanted to. They contain the voice of the Wogglebug's former voice actor who forbids me from displaying his work now that he has quit.
@John Waters Art Bong I've paid 4 expert screenplay coverage readers on Fiverr to review and critique my first two screenplays. The lowest I've paid is $15 and the highest is $70. And one of them who is a woman who is a screenwriter and producer with a passion for reviewing other people's scripts and favors the fantasy genre gave my screenplay for Sylvie and the Wogglebug a "Recommend" which is the highest rating to give a script above a "Consider" or a "Pass" which means it's ready now for being marketed.