Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@BOLDYSPICY! It's not that I wouldn't like to draw my own illustrations in my own books. It's just I honestly cannot draw even as good as the art you posted from Amanda Turcol. I wish I could at least draw as good as that but I just never learned. I admit I am sort of settling for the second best illustrator I could have as much as I am for the second best voice actor I can have right now. But it's just what fate has dealt me.

Fair enough, but you can at least try. What's stopping you?

As for what "fate" is dealing you, "fate" is bullshit & you know it. People, especially good men like @voiceguy (who was a friend threw himself to the wolves to defend you, even while grieving the loss of his wife), don't cut ties for no reason. You need to take a long, hard look at yourself & what behaviors are driving people away. No jokes, no sarcasm. I'm being 100% sincere.

. . .I think I've made a post like this before.

EDIT: Looks like I have, & looks like voiceguy actually noped out of their business partnership back in 2017. Can't believe I forgot about that. I guess that's what happens when you have. . .a life.

 

[Picklechu]

I speedread through this thread by going thru the highlights and holy fucking shit, six years and ain't a goddamn thing changed other than getting the movie published. What an icon.

To be fair, she also got her teeth fixed and (presumably) got some better meds and/or a better therapist, although being horny for and completely devoted to an imaginary, unlikable cockroach is as strong as ever.

@The Last Stand

@Picklechu The Wogglebug is not actually a cockroach. He is a creation of Professor Knowitall's from rare Genoma beetles and also a touch of his own human DNA which is why he has four limbs instead of six and can walk upright.

Ah, I see, so he's an abomination that should be destroyed with fire.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Ah, I see, so he's an abomination that should be destroyed with fire.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Paul Verhoven is my god of Subtlety in Excess. Fucking LOVE Starship Troopers.

 

[Afinepickle]

Every time this thread rises from the ashes like a magnificent phoenix I get a little twinge of joy.

Shine on you crazy bugloving diamond. Keep banging your fucking head against the wall getting scammed by hacks and permanently alienating the sympathetic.

Also I still maintain that the Wogglebug could be an interesting character to revisit in on Oz fanwork if you dialed up his smarmy "I'm smarter than everyone" prickishness to the point where it actually becomes funny. Sort of an unsympathetic protagonist who always manages to hoist themselves by their own petard because of how thoroughly unlikable they are.

But of course that would require working within the framework of Baum's characterizations as well as talent and the former you completely refuse to do while the latter you do not possess.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Every time this thread rises from the ashes like a magnificent phoenix I get a little twinge of joy.

Shine on you crazy bugloving diamond. Keep banging your fucking head against the wall getting scammed by hacks and permanently alienating the sympathetic.

Also I still maintain that the Wogglebug could be an interesting character to revisit in on Oz fanwork if you dialed up his smarmy "I'm smarter than everyone" prickishness to the point where it actually becomes funny. Sort of an unsympathetic protagonist who always manages to hoist themselves by their own petard because of how thoroughly unlikable they are.

But of course that would require working within the framework of Baum's characterizations as well as talent and the former you completely refuse to do while the latter you do not possess.

Hell, she could use his smarminess as an aesop where after getting himself boned over the umpteenth time he comes to the realization that he isn't hot shit, apologizes, and learns to be proud but humble. A nice little message of humility and to be proud but not arrogant.

 

[WogglebugLover]

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug. This is the theme of my next anti-Oz book I am working in. I've already written a book in which I convey that I believe that why the Wogglebug is a snob, or at least he turned into one later, was all their faults.

 

[Sam Losco]

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters everyone else in my life who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug me. This is the theme of my next anti-Oz book I am working in. I've already written a book in which I convey that I believe that why the Wogglebug is I am a snob, or at least he I turned into one later, was all their faults.

Fixed your typos.

Edit - I'll send you a bill for $50. That's what I charge to edit. Also, I'm now giving your post a "Recommand" rating.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Fixed your typos.

Edit - I'll send you a bill for $50. That's what I charge to edit. Also, I'm now giving your post a "Recommand" rating.

Very funny.

@WogglebugLover is the next movie going to be people standing around talking, while nothing exciting happens and no one cares? Cause that's what your last movie was and it was boring as fuck. No kid is going to sit through that shit.

Both the old and the new movie scripts are being revised and they both will be better for children's attention spans in every way, and the films just get more action packed as the series goes on.

Ah, I see, so he's an abomination that should be destroyed with fire.

It is this kind of thinking that was the reason why he had to leave Oz.

 

[Deadpool]

It is this kind of thinking that was the reason why he had to leave Oz.

More action? That's not hard to accomplish considering the last movie had no action. The only thing worth seeing in that movie was the evil gnome and the kiwi trees. You should focus on them. Wogglebug sucks ass in comparison.

 

[Patty Hitler]

@John Waters Art Bong I've paid 4 expert screenplay coverage readers on Fiverr to review and critique my first two screenplays. The lowest I've paid is $15 and the highest is $70. And one of them who is a woman who is a screenwriter and producer with a passion for reviewing other people's scripts and favors the fantasy genre gave my screenplay for Sylvie and the Wogglebug a "Recommend" which is the highest rating to give a script above a "Consider" or a "Pass" which means it's ready now for being marketed.

Lady, that person only 'recommended' your work so that you'd pay them for help. They don't care, Fiverr exists for people to make money, and that's how they do it; they go around giving random scripts 'reccomends' to see who gets back to them to pay for their help. You could post it here and we'd read it for free.

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug.

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug. This is the theme of my next anti-Oz book I am working in. I've already written a book in which I convey that I believe that why the Wogglebug is a snob, or at least he turned into one later, was all their faults.

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters everyone else in my life who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug me. This is the theme of my next anti-Oz book I am working in. I've already written a book in which I convey that I believe that why the Wogglebug is I am a snob, or at least he I turned into one later, was all their faults.

@Sam Losco, I was just about to post the same thing (or at least a close approximation to it).

Cynthia, this mindset is most, if not all, of your problem. It's a toxic way of thinking that will continue to ruin every personal & professional relationship you have unless you undergo serious cognitive behavioral therapy. Learn to take criticism, drop the victim complex, & I assure you you'll be much happier.

But we've both been posting in this thread for five years now, so what the fuck do I know.

 

[drain]

As far as I am concerned it's the other Oz characters who need to learn that lesson and should apologize to the Wogglebug. This is the theme of my next anti-Oz book I am working in. I've already written a book in which I convey that I believe that why the Wogglebug is a snob, or at least he turned into one later, was all their faults.

Bitch, what? You can barely throw together a book about your beloved cockroach wet dream, and now you want to write an ''anti oz book'' too? You know what they say about giving a gigantic step with short legs? Yeah.

I also love how you said that the bug is a giant dickhole because people made him this way. No, Cynthia, he's a dickhole because he was born one. Like you.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Whatever happened to the Nigerian producer?

 

[Picklechu]

It is this kind of thinking that was the reason why he had to leave Oz.

Any bioethicist worth anything would tell you how wrong human/animal hybrids are. The Wogglebug should be destroyed, and Professor Knowitall is going to go to prison.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Any bioethicist worth anything would tell you how wrong human/animal hybrids are. The Wogglebug should be destroyed, and Professor Knowitall is going to go to prison.

Maybe that would be the case in this world of ours. But fortunately not in Genoma which is a fantasy world that is an alternate dimension to ours.

@BOLDYSPICY! and @DrainRedRain I wouldn't expect you to understand. But I don't care what you think. I will always know I am right in my views.

 

[drain]

@BOLDYSPICY! and @DrainRedRain I wouldn't expect you to understand. But I don't care what you think. I will always know I am right in my views.

Well, actually you shouldn't really care about what we think, because this way we can keep laughing at you during these tiring times.

 

[howyadoin]

For someone who wants others to care about her fantasy OC stand-in, Cynthia sure doesn’t care what others think about her work.

 

[drain]

For someone who wants others to care about her fantasy OC stand-in, Cynthia sure doesn’t care what others think about her work.

No, no, she wants everyone to care ''positively'' about her and her work. She wants attention, but only of the positive kind. Which is, you know, impossible since she acts like an insufferable asshole and looks like she is perpetually mad at the world.

 

[Picklechu]

Maybe that would be the case in this world of ours. But fortunately not in Genoma which is a fantasy world that is an alternate dimension to ours.

Nope, it's the case in all worlds, universes, dimensions, realities, timelines, and planes of existence, whether they be parallel, perpendicular, pocket, fantasy, or even the kind that turbo-autists flick the bean to.

Professor Knowitall will be taken into custody, and kept in a maximum-security prison. He'll be tried at The Hague, and eventually executed for his crimes against humanity.

The governments of the world will unite in their desire to eradicate the abomination known as Wogglebug, and will hunt him down.

With squads of ninjas.

His only hope of survival will be learning to quad-wield uzis and, eventually, gaining the power to grow 50ft tall and breathe fire.