Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I have a confession to make. I was Ben the whole time.

All I wanted to do was make the same five jokes about Dax, but now Dax is threatening to come after my livelihood. Dax is an epic lolcow who needs to be milked, and everyone who calls me "autistic" and "retarded" is trying to censor me and ruin my livelihood. All you guys making fun of me are being paid by Dax.

Sweep me under the rug all you want. I don't care anymore.
 
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At this point I think the only explanation is @Sheryl Nome is actually Josh (being paid via secret NP2 payments directly from dick) to pretend to be even more butthurt over this drama than dick, thus taking the attention away from dick by being the bigger cow, all in an elaborate janny operation to sweep away the fact that dick's gf was a camwhore and prevent the harvest.
 
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Bob Barker said:
At this point I think the only explanation is @Sheryl Nome is actually Josh (being paid via secret NP2 payments directly from dick) to pretend to be even more butthurt over this drama than dick, thus taking the attention away from dick by being the bigger cow, all in an elaborate janny operation to sweep away the fact that dick's gf was a camwhore and prevent the harvest.
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They're onto me
 
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Diabeetus said:
I have a confession to make. I was Ben the whole time.

All I wanted to do was make the same five jokes about Dax, but now Dax is threatening to come after my livelihood. Dax is an epic lolcow who needs to be milked, and everyone who calls me "autistic" and "retarded" is trying to censor me and ruin my livelihood. All you guys making fun of me are being paid by Dax.

Sweep me under the rug all you want. I don't care anymore.
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Stop stealing my credit, nerd. I am and has always been Ben. Picture evidence below.

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Bob Barker said:
At this point I think the only explanation is @Sheryl Nome is actually Josh (being paid via secret NP2 payments directly from dick) to pretend to be even more butthurt over this drama than dick, thus taking the attention away from dick by being the bigger cow, all in an elaborate janny operation to sweep away the fact that dick's gf was a camwhore and prevent the harvest.
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It's just Josh living out his tranny fantasies.
 
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Immortal Technique said:
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Three men that each have their own thread basically stating, "I use to like KF until they started to make fun of me" to their support group. The worst in that thread was:
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Soon enough he'll have an axe pussy, blue hair and go by Dax'amima
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You think Dax is gonna troon out?

This is all so rich. This whole "simpsparicy" has only really revealed that the prom kang still has a highschooler's mentality.
 
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