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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Today's Lou dump.

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Lou still doesn't see the irony in this type of stuff he retweets.

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Someone archived this before me apparently but Lou seems to want to spend more money monthly on Netflix even though he's about to starve. Weird flex that you can afford Netflix and a badge but not food. Archive

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I think Lou mistyped his tweet here and meant to say he isn't going to let anyone get on to him for his stupid purchases. I can only assume whoever sent him that money doesn't know the backstory of "Lou claims to be starving when really he's stuffing his gullet and buying wants with other peoples' donations" scam. Archive

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Also kinda a weird flex, Lou claims to not like anything about himself. Usually if people don't like something about themself, they try and change it. Lou just doesn't want to change is the issue. There's no motivation to when people just give him money left and right for just claiming to be trans and starving even though he lives rent free in his house. Archive
 
I'm dying over that questionnaire. It reads like an emo 15 year old wrote it. I say this as somebody who would have answered exactly the same way as an emo teenager.

There seems to be a contradiction. He states that him being toxic is a misconception, yet also admits to having no positive traits. Which is it?

Then he makes the bizarre claim that he is good at hiding his problems. He tells everybody all his problems every day. Might I offer an alternate talent of yours? You are really good at eating mcdonalds. Being positive here! What else is Lou good at?
 
"Good vibes" so Lou turns it into a display of self-pity
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But Lou, didn't you just say that "there is no being better"?
Lou doesn't want to be seen as a "toxic, evil person" even as he tweets some of the most pointlessly negative shit imaginable. "boo-hoo, what a worthless person I am, can't wait to die :( :( :("

"some day I'll be better to my friends," but not today and probably not any time in the near future, that would take effort.
 
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Don't forget to buy your nephew's apples first Lou, before you spend other people's money on the things that really matter
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Might I suggest "Professional Leech"? Its very PG-13 and far more accurate

I can't decide which is the most loathsome, Lou or the amoebas who send him money. I also note the time elapsed since receiving begging funds and planning the next wank-bank material above
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"Good vibes" so Lou turns it into a display of self-pity
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But Lou, didn't you just say that "there is no being better"?
Today's Lou dump.

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Lou still doesn't see the irony in this type of stuff he retweets.

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Someone archived this before me apparently but Lou seems to want to spend more money monthly on Netflix even though he's about to starve. Weird flex that you can afford Netflix and a badge but not food. Archive

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I think Lou mistyped his tweet here and meant to say he isn't going to let anyone get on to him for his stupid purchases. I can only assume whoever sent him that money doesn't know the backstory of "Lou claims to be starving when really he's stuffing his gullet and buying wants with other peoples' donations" scam. Archive

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Also kinda a weird flex, Lou claims to not like anything about himself. Usually if people don't like something about themself, they try and change it. Lou just doesn't want to change is the issue. There's no motivation to when people just give him money left and right for just claiming to be trans and starving even though he lives rent free in his house. Archive
It's always wonderful when Louis does these questionnaires and all he can basically say is that he has no interests or personality, with a sprinkling of pity pulls here and there. Then again, Louis's interests and personality are all exceedingly negative, and because Louis can't accept that, the best he can say is that they don't exist.

Most telling is how he says that he can't be any better than he already is, because I trust he genuinely believes that, as his guilt trips never have any introspection. When something bad happens to him, it's because of exterior sources like people, or money, or even on the clothes on his back. Look at his rotting pinky toe, for instance. The insistence that he's diabetic is something he will reject because it carries the weight of responsibility on his part, implying that this problem is caused by factors under his control such as diet and exercise. But Louis claims to the contrary, stating the toe is because his shoes are too small, nobody gives him money to afford better ones, and his mean parents make him walk everywhere. I'd love Louis to answer what is any different about his life now than it was two or three years ago, because I've considerable evidence to suggest he was a jobless leech buying furry porn back then, too.

In short,

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It's always wonderful when Louis does these questionnaires and all he can basically say is that he has no interests or personality, with a sprinkling of pity pulls here and there. Then again, Louis's interests and personality are all exceedingly negative, and because Louis can't accept that, the best he can say is that they don't exist.

Most telling is how he says that he can't be any better than he already is, because I trust he genuinely believes that, as his guilt trips never have any introspection. When something bad happens to him, it's because of exterior sources like people, or money, or even on the clothes on his back. Look at his rotting pinky toe, for instance. The insistence that he's diabetic is something he will reject because it carries the weight of responsibility on his part, implying that this problem is caused by factors under his control such as diet and exercise. But Louis claims to the contrary, stating the toe is because his shoes are too small, nobody gives him money to afford better ones, and his mean parents make him walk everywhere. I'd love Louis to answer what is any different about his life now than it was two or three years ago, because I've considerable evidence to suggest he was a jobless leech buying furry porn back then, too.

In short,

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Lou is truly a boring person. again, it's hard to believe anyone wants to follow him when the only personality he displays is so overwhelmingly negative.

the above comic reminds me that one thing i've noticed about Lou, that is probably true of most lolcows, is that he has warped and exaggerated versions of pretty common human traits. i think most people have moments when they don't want people offering ideas and suggestions, they just want someone to commiserate with them when something goes wrong. "yeah man that sucks, ain't life a bitch?" before they get down to the business of trying to directly address whatever's bugging them. Louis never moves on to that second point; he is forever stuck in the first stage, where he can get instant gratification in the form of buttpats and pity. just like everything else in his life, the idea of expending effort for the sake of longer-term happiness is unthinkable.

in some ways he sounds legitimately depressed, which is very unfortunate, and if it's so i hope he can get some help for it. but it's hard to tell if he's stuck in a rut due to fucked brain chemistry or his dedication to being a leech.
 
“Time to call it quits ;)” Yeah guys, stop documenting me being a literal piece of human filth that can’t even cook a proper meal for himself and would rather spend other people’s money on grubhub and worthless electronics while i leech off of my parents when they provide for me and pay my bills Please stop talking about the shitty things i do. Please :(

You’re pathetic, Louis. You and your shitty little “condescending“ winky face can get your fatass off the couch and go get a life instead of sniveling on twitter like an 8 year old.
 
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Guess it's time for Burger King
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Lou's latest spankbank material is hot off the press
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Shit tier quality, as per usual from this Gneech guy

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Except we all know you're a faggot who likes four-titted, two-dicked whateverthefuck species those pictures were of

Lou making plans for other people's money again
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Guess it's time for Burger King
http://archive.md/TAkqA

Lou's latest spankbank material is hot off the press
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Shit tier quality, as per usual from this Gneech guy

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Except we all know you're a faggot who likes four-titted, two-dicked whateverthefuck species those pictures were of

Lou making plans for other people's money again
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Well, his fursona's fluff around the face is an interesting compromise for translating Louis's gigantic double chin.

Also, buying Skull Girls doesn't support Sonicfox. It supports the devs of the game. Sonicfox is just some greaseball they put into it. And I know Louis won't play the game at all because fighting games are already niche enough as is, and he could barely stomach playing mainstream games like Doom without giving up an hour in. I'm willing to bet Louis doesn't even know the first thing about Sonicfox other than he's some furry, and that's all Louis needs to know if he should be on his side.
 
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Guess it's time for Burger King
http://archive.md/TAkqA

Lou's latest spankbank material is hot off the press
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Shit tier quality, as per usual from this Gneech guy

Okay, so since gneech is my favorite shit-tier artist that Lou worships I ADORE this ref sheet. Specifically, because he's obligated to like it due to it being gneech, but based on everything he's said about his preferences for this fursona it matches approximately NONE of them.

As far as I can tell, Lou wants two things very specifically: sexy-muscle and bigass tiddies.

Now granted, tigers have distracting stripes which can obscure some of the shading or line work to help define muscles, but a smart artist would take the opportunity to wrap the stripes in such a way that it actually helps define the volume and contour of the muscles. Gneech, sadly, draws characters with the detail level of a middle-distance background character, so that's definitely not happening. A note in mostly-illegible handwriting telling us she's SUPPOSED to have muscle isn't really helpful.

As far as big tiddy goes (and Lou seems to typically describe it as bordering on hyper) these are some real sad specimens. Especially in the profile view, western MALE superheroes have more of a chest than that. When you give a ref sheet to an artist you're commissioning, you want it to tell the whole story, because any additional instructions you have to add are one more thing to get forgotten when they're drawing. Lou is gonna have to constantly give some sort of nebulous 'but the tiddies way bigger than that' every time he uses this as his ref.

Also, for a 'whole lotta woman' this character has a really.... unshapely body. Remove the parenthesis boobs on the front view and body is just barely on the female side of androgynous, there's barely any hip definition and most of it comes from that wierd stance he's drawn where it look like one foot was supposed to be wearing a kitten heel that just isn't there. Idk, curvaceous muscly wonder woman this is not.

And a final note, why is the whole back black, that's such an ugly choice, especially with black hair. I'll be vastly surprised if he doesnt get at least one artist drawing the hair way too long because they didnt look carefully and interpreted that as a big mass of hair.

Tl;dr man this ref is... about what youd expect from gneech, aka not much, but in particular it looks very little like what Lou keeps saying he wants and that tickles me.
 
And a final note, why is the whole back black, that's such an ugly choice, especially with black hair. I'll be vastly surprised if he doesnt get at least one artist drawing the hair way too long because they didnt look carefully and interpreted that as a big mass of hair.
I appreciate your art sperging since I know nothing of art, especially furry shit.

Now, with that out of the way, we're speaking about Lou Gags here: he's not going to use that ref sheet to commission any art, ever. He's going to have another identity crisis or two. Maybe go back to being a cougar, or decide he's a fierce fiery ferocious redhead lioness all of a sudden with a huge mane (lmao) and tiddies as big as the largest watermelon you could ever imagine. As you said, this one isn't muscular and it sure as fuck isn't curvy either. That back is just fucking ugly, and it doesn't look anything like a real tiger would. This Gneech guy might be far too lazy to do any research.

Look, fat faggot, I know it's your hard-grifted goddamn money, but why the fuck would you waste it on garbage like this? It's like buying a standard bottle of Grant's awful bottom-shelf blend for the price of a Redbreast 12.

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You know what you don't need to cook and can eat cold, Lou? A SALAD
I'm legitimately confused here. What does it being hot have to do with not being able to cook? If you don't have money, don't eat out??? It's not like he's slaving in the kitchen for hours, it takes less than a half hour to make pasta or something else that's cheap and easy. I don't get what his angle is here - "it's too 89F outside so I don't wanna cook :( buy me food? Pwease?" Like does anybody fall for this? If so, it's hot here too, can someone buy me delivery pwetty pwease 😢

Also crop your screencaps, Lou, jesus. It takes 5 seconds in MS paint.
 
He wouldn't last one hour in the deep south in the middle of July. We'll cook in 100 degree weather with the oven on and nothing but a ceiling fan and 5 ice cubes. What does it being 90F have to do with it being too hot to cook? Just make a salad or eat some cereal or something. A sandwich with maybe only 3 pieces of meat and less condiments.
 
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You know what you don't need to cook and can eat cold, Lou? A SALAD
Pop an Eggo in the toaster.
Pour A bowl of cereal (NOT THE WHOLE BOX!)
Honestly, boiling water doesn't overheat you that much so you can make pasta or rice.
If you can't cook in May, you're going to have a bad time in July. Start looking for meals you don't have to cook, Lou!
 
I can see it being too hot to cook if you make something like a stir fry with noodles, or a homemade thai curry, or something that takes multiple pots boiling and simmering that you have to be over constantly... but that's not what Lou eats. Ever.

Also, he did mention having a salad once... by going to an Italian place, IIRC. Which probably means "salad" in the biggest quotation marks you can think of. Either a pasta dish that's somehow labeled a salad even though it has two vegetables and both came out of a can, or it has enough dressing to count as a soup.

But you can have tons of things that don't overheat you too cook, and they don't even have to be salads. Using a slowcooker, making a casserole in the oven (mainly because you just go into a cooler room until it's done!), sandwiches of all sorts... seriously; there's a huge list. I could probably post a recipe every day from now till the start of fall (September 22) that requires minimum 'hot' cooking (i.e. minimum stovetop and no boiling) and not repeat. Of course, that would mean checking KiwiFarms at least once a day, and I don't tend to; much less several dozen times a day. I have more productive things I could be doing. Like, well... almost anything else.
 
Today on "Lou definitely doesn't read this thread religiously and try and think of ways to blame others for his own shortcomings".

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Again, Lou. A deadname isn't a deadname if you still go by it, even if it's just to hide that you're trans (I've got money on the fact that your family doesn't even know that you're trans). You've probably never faced a single hardship that a normal trans person would go through. Can't get a job because you're trans? Oh that isn't on any questionnaire for walmart or target or whatever? Can't get unemployment? That's because you aren't part of the work force to begin with. Your mom wanted you to go to college and make something of yourself, and you sure did: You made a lolcow of yourself on the internet, you made yourself a fat lard that just leeches off your mother and stepfather and has the gall to say they abuse you or that they're transphobic solely for your benefit. You grift money off people so that your lazy ass doesn't have to cook because "it's too hot". Buy a fucking floor fan or a box fan. They're cheap as fuck and let me tell you they do a great job when you want to not use AC. No fucking wonder 2 lolcows are crossing streams. They're both dumb as shit with a bent moral compass.

I don't see how someone can twist the narrative so much and still have people believe them when they constantly mention their KF thread where everything is archived and on display for the world. It just blows my mind he even gets money.
 
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