Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

Good to see that spergs are once again derailing this thread with inane bullshit that doesnt matter but allows Dick to paint the farms as re.tarded spergs yet again.

Dune 2020 cast list

Paul Atreides - PPP
Stilgar - Godwinson (lol, jannie)
Chani - not featured in this adaptation
All other pro-Atreides characters - Ben
Shaddam - Dax Herrera
Irulan - Marie Valenzuela
Ghaius Helen Mohiam - That dumb thot who catfished Kiwi Chris for e-clout

And at this point the ping you hear is the analogy, stretched to breaking point, finally snapping.

Actually the Kiwi Chris thing brings up an interesting question. If you listen to the ChrisChan special Scuffed TRR with Gator, Flamenco, Null, and Geno here it's clear that Null tried to set up an LLC for Chris which people could donate to so he'd keep his house when his Mum died.

Does anyone think that Dax would bother with this sort of thing for one of the people he's mocking? Basically to Dax if you're not fucking two girls at once in a mansion on a pile of Patreon money you're not even human.

Now I realize that people in Kiwi Farms are not in any position to moral fag, but it seems like there's a clear difference between chronicling peoples' misadventures and catfishing/trolling mentally ill people into having misadventures so you can score an epic win. That seems like something which is frowned upon here but not in Dick's vile coterie. So actually we are in a position to moral fag.

Nice cast, but I'd like to posit a few changes. @Sheryl Nome can be Irulan, because while she's supporting Dick I believe she can be swayed (gay I know). 80s Girl is the Bene Gesserit wife of Shaddam IV, and either Sean or Null can be Count Fenrig. We could also add that the farmers are the Fremen and r/theDickShow are either the Harkonnens or the Sardaukar (I'd rather the former because calling them Sardaukars is giving them too much credit). Not only does this complete the analogy, but it also helps rub some salt in the wounds of the "not your personal army" screeching.

 

[Sped Xing]

Riley is Baron Harkonnen.

Lol fat

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You're saying Dax is fucking his daughter?

Oh Gosh darn it. Gosh darn it all to HECK!

@Sheryl Nome can be Irulan, because while she's supporting Dick I believe she can be swayed (gay I know)

This means she'll eventually be cucked by PPP with a Kiwi Farms girl. Or cuckqueened. Whatever.

Null can be Count Fenrig

Nice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Fenring#Dune

When Shaddam is forced into a corner by Paul Atreides, the Emperor and his Truthsayer, the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother Mohiam, realize that Shaddam's only option is treachery. Fenring is summoned and ordered to kill Paul, but refuses, aware that Paul represents the success of the Bene Gesserit breeding program of which Fenring himself is a failure.[2]

 

[Sped Xing]

"Quean" is an old word that used to mean "woman" but gradually came to mean "whore."

Stick that in your pipe and freebase it.

 

[MemeGrey]

I think I'm done with the 80's girl stuff, I realised I don't actually care if she was a camwhore or had a Kik account or sits in a truck while her boyfriend cryfucks 2nd place beauty queens.

MadDax sperging on twitter and getting fat famewhores to defend his honor is more to my taste.

How many of the news babes that didn't show do you think saw his "mansion" and bailed?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Can't we get @News Babe to #MeToo Dick? I know it's the sort of thing the Tleilaxu would do, but we need to keep add some gas to the trashfire.

 

[BSV]

"Quean" is an old word that used to mean "woman" but gradually came to mean "whore."

Stick that in your pipe and freebase it.

I see, and that is how this innocent woman on camera turned in to a camera whore as well I suppose. All women on camera is camera whore. It's weird how some people call kiwifarms an incel forum isn't it?

 

[Several Goats]

Can't we get @News Babe to #MeToo Dick? I know it's the sort of thing the Tleilaxu would do, but we need to keep add some gas to the trashfire.

Sounds like TDS redditors wet dream. A #MeToo against Dax is possibly the only thing that could stop him beating the decayed corpse podcast lifeline that is Maddox

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Sounds like TDS redditors wet dream. A #MeToo against Dax is possibly the only thing that could stop him beating the decayed corpse podcast lifeline that is Maddox

A lot of the Tlielaxu's gay ops backfired on them too.

I see, and that is how this innocent woman on camera turned in to a camera whore as well I suppose. All women on camera is camera whore. It's weird how some people call kiwifarms an incel forum isn't it?

The word incel has become pretty meaningless. The Honored Matres probably called the Tleilaxu 'incels' because of the whole Axolotl Tank thing.

 

[Sped Xing]

This thread is now Arrakis RP.

I'm Liet.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

I realised I don't actually care if she was a camwhore or had a Kik account or sits in a truck while her boyfriend cryfucks 2nd place beauty queens.

Just keep in mind that this...

MadDax sperging on twitter and getting fat famewhores to defend his honor is more to my taste.

... is exactly why this is even happening:

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Over 8 quadrillion posts have been swept up from this thread. Truly our lord and savior PPP was correct about the true intentions of kiwifarms being "down for maintenance".

Also 80s girl is a camwhore.

 

[Perspicacity]

The stronger accusations weren't that you were directly censoring people, but that you were running interference for dick. You closed the current thread talking about dick twice, which disrupted to conversation as people had to regroup at the alternative, you defended dick even to the point of calling his overpriced crack den a "mansion" because he paid too much for it when everyone under the sun see a mansion as being a large luxurious house not an overpriced one, and you went into streams defending these people IIRC. There's the ben shit, and the removal of new accounts who are anti-dick.

Regardless of the validity of any of those actions in a vaccum, the fact that in the past you have said "in some ways my success is tied to dick's success," makes you look suspicious.

To clarify some of the people in the Masterson thread were either thread banned or banned for like 24 hours timeout for spamming @ null. The only accounts that were outright deleted were the blockland/pedo spamming ones, and that was like one or two people socking. I really don't agree with it because it gave them a dopamine rush of attention but it is what, it is. (This is what I saw anyway)

After looking there are definitely posts missing in the Simpspiracy thread. I don't know if they were manually deleted by the user or moderated.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Over 8 quadrillion posts have been swept up from this thread. Truly our lord and savior PPP was correct about the true intentions of kiwifarms being "down for maintenance".

It was probably a deep clean for coronavirus.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

>Photoshoot
Now we're finally on to something.

So. These images AREN'T of her cam whoring then. Which explains why it looked like the picture was in some type of album. And you KNEW this was a photoshoot too, and NOT of her camwhoring.

Really fucking making me think.

I think it's clear that the person in this photo is Ben

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I think it's clear that the person in this photo is Ben

Ben, we told you you need to wear a mask to post in this thread.

 

[Perspicacity]

Yeah, I only care in so much as it is adding more pressure to the mastersson boiling pot. I don't think it should go any further than rubbing it in Dick's face and leaving it at that. I don't want anyone to do some gay shit like try to get her fired. That's for faggots.

Get the fuck out of here Jesse or whatever fucking dumb ass you are. You are literally a cancer to any of this, go hide behind your p2w stream with 10 people. The original poster didn't even claim that this was the picture talked about by Asterios. But you chimping out here also makes me think you two are not involved with each other for some reason.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

This thread went to shit lmao

 

[Never Scored]

This thread went to shit lmao

Blame Ben.

All of them.

 

[porsalin5]

This thread went to shit lmao

This thread has been shit since the OP.