Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

> "a woman of the female persuasion..."
He literally said "I have no trouble finding a woman of a woman" since thats what female persuasion is used for. He just adds words to his sentences.

-"Phil what music do you Kat and listen too?"
-"Music of the melodic kind"

Phil probably if he was asked that question today.
 
"Puzzle boss", alternatively "pahzzl bahs". A puzzle boss is any boss that you absolutely cannot even damage with conventional methods at all and have to exploit some part of the stage to damage it, or to reveal some weak point where you're finally able to damage it. Dave's definition stretches it by including bosses that have some special gimmick to it where you just have to adjust your usual tactics slightly. I think the best example of this is Marauder from nuDoom 2, his only real gimmick is that he puts up a shield that absorbs damage when he's not attacking, but he can't put up the shield while he himself is attacking, so you just have to shoot him while he's attacking. He also said that every boss in the first Metal Gear Solid is a puzzle boss. In fact, according to PigPigGo the first time he used the term was in Metal Gear Revengeance... and he used it to describe Senator Armstrong.
Of course, pretty much most bosses would fall under Dave's definition of a pahzzl bahs, but it seems the only ones he called that are ones he hated to deal with.
 
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"Puzzle boss", alternatively "pahzzl bahs". A puzzle boss is any boss that you absolutely cannot even damage with conventional methods at all and have to exploit some part of the stage to damage it, or to reveal some weak point where you're finally able to damage it. Dave's definition stretches it by including bosses that have some special gimmick to it where you just have to adjust your usual tactics slightly. I think the best example of this is Marauder from nuDoom 2, his only real gimmick is that he puts up a shield that absorbs damage when he's not attacking, but he can't put up the shield while he himself is attacking, so you just have to shoot him while he's attacking. He also said that every boss in the first Metal Gear Solid is a puzzle boss. In fact, according to PigPigGo the first time he used the term was in Metal Gear Revengeance... and he used it to describe Senator Armstrong.
Of course, pretty much most bosses would fall under Dave's definition of a pahzzl bahs, but it seems the only ones he called that are ones he hated to deal with.
Absolutely bonkers, this puzzle boss whining is ridiculous. He wants a regular enemy but with more health, hold fire to beat. But a boss is supposed to be a very special obstacle for several reasons. First off to challenge your skills and check your progress, second, to deliver variety and keep the game fresh, third, to actually block your way and make you feel great when you beat the big baddy, fourth, to be an unforgettable foe.
I have rarely witnessed a serious boss who's not a "puzzle" boss except in children's games: Jump on every Koopa Kid head three times and dodge their easy attacks. How exciting. But this is what Phil wants. Adding 1 and 1 together is way too much effort for Phil, he just wants to have fun and relax.

*) Yeah yeah. There are many forms of bosses. Maybe he wants the type who you just shoot at but you have to dodge way more, like in Bayonetta. But then he complains that the boss is unfair. You can't make it right for Philippo. In fact he even lost to the Koopa Kids in Mario Maker 2 despite their easy patterns.
 
Normal person: "The sauce made a grease stain on the table through the plastic packing"

Phil: "the sauce went through the MOLECULAR STRUCTURE of the plastic and made a stain on the table"

He really does think that talking like that makes him sound smarter.
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This clip sums up the pig so perfectly, setting aside the fact his bald spot looks especially terrible here, he says "molecular structure" in a sentence where he's confusing a mark left by the heat of something on a surface for a fucking grease stain.

This perfect balance of pseudo-intellectual obsessed with embellishing words and absolute dunce who is stunned and confused over the simplest of things.
 
Didn't Phil say once that the TIHYDP community were all attempted murderers or something like that? I seem to remember something like that coming out of that dicksucker of his awhile ago.
Yes

The person who swatted him was a detractor. Detractors watch TIHYDP videos. Therefore if you watch a TIHYDP video you are a detractor. Therefore you are trying to SWAT him if you watch videos on YouTube.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
Yes

The person who swatted him was a detractor. Detractors watch TIHYDP videos. Therefore if you watch a TIHYDP video you are a detractor. Therefore you are trying to SWAT him if you watch videos on YouTube.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.

Fuck me. Every time I look he becomes more and more divorced from reality. I honestly can't really deal with Phillup too much these days, he just annoys me and I'm finding more and more that I straight up pity his existence which further annoys me because he doesn't deserve it.
 
Didn't Phil say once that the TIHYDP community were all attempted murderers or something like that? I seem to remember something like that coming out of that dicksucker of his awhile ago.
Yes. Basically a direct quote. Although it wasn't just TIHYDP creators, it was every single one of his detractors he accused of being murderers.
Timestamped @ 8m10s
 
Yes. Basically a direct quote. Although it wasn't just TIHYDP creators, it was every single one of his detractors he accused of being murderers.
Timestamped @ 8m10s
Its amazing how he says that no one thought anything negative of him until detractors targeted him for no reason,he truly thinks he did nothing wrong and that everyone hates him because its a meme to hate him,he is so deluded.

This is what makes Phil interesting,his narcissim, lazyness(both intelctual and physical) and autism is off the charts so he is always doing or saying something exceptional.
 
Its amazing how he says that no one thought anything negative of him until detractors targeted him for no reason,he truly thinks he did nothing wrong and that everyone hates him because its a meme to hate him,he is so deluded.

This is what makes Phil interesting,his narcissim, lazyness(both intelctual and physical) and autism is off the charts so he is always doing or saying something exceptional.
The thing that I find most interesting is how mediocre he is as a lolcow. He really doesn't do anything that a certain category of lolcows isn't much better at already, but nonetheless he ticks pretty much all the boxes so there's something for everyone to laugh at, like a cow-of-all-trades but a master of none kind of deal. Coupled with the fact that the's got a decade long begacy and it's no wonder he managed to become one of the most prolific cows on the internet.
 
His lolcowisms really are rather subtle by comparison to most. Most others are like big flashing neon signs saying "laugh at me" but DSP requires some digging and familiarity to really get to the lols. When I first started watching TIHYDP's I didn't even notice the snorts, throat clears, weird speech patterns etc. I just noticed the rage and salt and terrible gaming skills, but over the years it really is the super subtle stuff that makes me laugh/be repulsed the most.
 
Two things from his 'Vestival' video that caught my ear:


















"Jerry-rigged" in this context makes no sense, he's off-camera trying to imply what he's putting on has straps and elaborate functions to wear, he references the Iron Man suit and all, but calls it jerry-rigged which means the complete opposite of all of that.



















Great little salty rant after people were shitting on the new vest, and ordinarily I wouldn't think this belongs here, but he loves referring to himself as logical and a realist, and apparently he's been a realist his whole life.

Impressive right? Except would a "realist" spend money and use credit cards under the assumption he was going to always make the amount of money he was making at his peak on Youtube? One part of me knows he does this because he wants to praise himself as some pillar of pragmatism but another part of me wonders if he even knows what being a "realist" actually entails. Knowing holograms won't shoot out of a vest?
 
The thing that I find most interesting is how mediocre he is as a lolcow. He really doesn't do anything that a certain category of lolcows isn't much better at already, but nonetheless he ticks pretty much all the boxes so there's something for everyone to laugh at, like a cow-of-all-trades but a master of none kind of deal. Coupled with the fact that the's got a decade long begacy and it's no wonder he managed to become one of the most prolific cows on the internet.

In my opinion he is simply the most easily hateable manchild I have ever seen. He is just so goddamn aggravating to listen to...I really can't stand him for too long before I start becoming irrationally angry and find myself looking around for small objects to crush, literally nobody I've ever come into contact with has had anywhere near such an effect on me. I wish he didn't, I don't like feeling ill will toward a fellow human being. He is like human pepper spray or something, just inescapably noxious in every single solitary way. I can't imagine someone being worse if they tried their hardest. Above all else it irritates me that I also feel pity for him because he is so pathetic, and as I've said many times he doesn't deserve any pity. If he wasn't such a vile, mean spirited person he would.

Also, whichever one of his tards drew this is a real sick asshole:

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Today on "Phil using big words he doesn't understand in the wrong way":
"Interject"
In Phil's mind this means: "to replace or switch out"
Actual meaning: "say (something) abruptly, especially as an aside or interruption. "

Remember kids, just because you heard the word once doesn't mean you know how to use it.
 
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