Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Pissmaster]

Hi Jesse! Thanks for noticing me <3

 

[Old Man Mario]

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Hi Jesse! Thanks for noticing me <3

I noticed you Ben.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Fake Gator trying to slide in Medusas DMs.
Get that bag, king.

 

[News Babe]

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Hi Jesse! Thanks for noticing me <3

Jesse, you do poorly with negative re-enforcement so I'm going to explain this nicely.
What is happening is a bondfire. Every one is bringing a little something be it beer, cups, soda, wood/trash to burn, pizza, corn, spaghetti, DJ equipment for music, etc. Even you have brought some nice things to the party that people enjoy even people who don't get along with you personally.

However, when you try and take credit for the entire party, start party fouling people, and try and make people pay you for your rap demo for admission because you had the idea for the bonfire way back when and now you dream has come true, you look childish and dumb. Instead, take credit for wanting to set this up so people tell you it was a good idea, thank others for their contributions and try to enjoy the party rather than make everyone tell you you cool you are.

I mean we're making fun of Dick because he tries to make people tell him how cool he is. Do you wanna be Dick jr?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Clit Simperman got a circumsised micro-nub. 80's girl, even without a dick, still got him beat with her labia.


Any sex involving the writer of those romantavistic texts is gay, bruh

Edit: oh, damn, my bad, p. If you're seeking reassurance in your masculinity after your thruple encounter, I'll change my answer

Saddax btfo so bad, he's left bruised and gimping!
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Where’d you get that picture

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

I'm getting real sweepy.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm getting real sweepy.

The first one looks like it still works for me which is really strange. Second one is fucked but it was just the teacher pic of Marie in a blue dress. Both Marie Valenzuela and the girl in the skirt have some type of darkened skin underneath their eyes as well as a few other features.

 

[Love Machine]

Jesse is so retarded that he is going to turn this thread into a red tide because he wants credit for turning his first attempt into a red tide. He is as much of an albatross as the gunt is. He is claiming to have an account in this thread for every country the jews have been exiled from. Yet all he is accomplishing in the majority of the thread currently is off topic retardation, and still nothing truly concrete because he is distracting everyone. So congrats I guess, youre aiding the person your A-logging by derailing the people that were actually getting to him.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

these fuckers have their money going through a koi filled bank in chinatown wtf

Is it any surprise the only business willing to do payment processing for Dick's wordpress site is a Chinese-run mom and pop bank, which would have basically zero standards when it comes to banking security? Some intern at Chase probably had one look at NP2's hilarious Terms of Service/Privacy Policy and said holy shit we cannot be liable for this train wreck.

Edit: Apparently PPP was doing a stream on this very topic as I wrote this, so I guess my hot takes are late and gay

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Every one is bringing a little something be it beer, cups, soda, wood/trash to burn, pizza, corn, spaghetti, DJ equipment for music, etc.

start party fouling people

No matter how gay you think he is, you gotta know this comes off as just as gay.

 

[News Babe]

Give it time, we’re just getting started. She’ll eventually ditch Jesse and give us the goss directly. Of course, we should encourage anyone to reach out to JLH so she can register and give her side of the story directly to us.

I'll see if I can make this happen, but no promises.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[porsalin5]

Jesse is so exceptional that he is going to turn this thread into a red tide because he wants credit for turning his first attempt into a red tide. He is as much of an albatross as the gunt is. He is claiming to have an account in this thread for every country the Trump's Chosen People have been exiled from. Yet all he is accomplishing in the majority of the thread currently is off topic exceptionalism, and still nothing truly concrete because he is distracting everyone. So congrats I guess, youre aiding the person your A-logging by derailing the people that were actually getting to him.

He's probably not even in this thread at all.

 

[Love Machine]

He's probably not even in this thread at all.

If he managed that then thats like dropping a pile bunker on your own foot. I would give him props.

 

[Rotollo]

Jesse is so exceptional that he is going to turn this thread into a red tide because he wants credit for turning his first attempt into a red tide. He is as much of an albatross as the gunt is. He is claiming to have an account in this thread for every country the Trump's Chosen People have been exiled from. Yet all he is accomplishing in the majority of the thread currently is off topic exceptionalism, and still nothing truly concrete because he is distracting everyone. So congrats I guess, youre aiding the person your A-logging by derailing the people that were actually getting to him.

To be fair maddox already fucked up this thread by doing that interview, if anything Jessie is just pooring oil to make it burn faster, without even really posting here

 

[Bob Barker]

Jesse is so exceptional that he is going to turn this thread into a red tide because he wants credit for turning his first attempt into a red tide. He is as much of an albatross as the gunt is. He is claiming to have an account in this thread for every country the Trump's Chosen People have been exiled from. Yet all he is accomplishing in the majority of the thread currently is off topic exceptionalism, and still nothing truly concrete because he is distracting everyone. So congrats I guess, youre aiding the person your A-logging by derailing the people that were actually getting to him.

He just wants to be half a famous and influential as Ben.

 

[News Babe]

He just wants to be half a famous and influential as Ben.

Hi Ben

 

[MeltyTW]

Jesse is so exceptional that he is going to turn this thread into a red tide because he wants credit for turning his first attempt into a red tide. He is as much of an albatross as the gunt is. He is claiming to have an account in this thread for every country the Trump's Chosen People have been exiled from. Yet all he is accomplishing in the majority of the thread currently is off topic exceptionalism, and still nothing truly concrete because he is distracting everyone. So congrats I guess, youre aiding the person your A-logging by derailing the people that were actually getting to him.

the real reason for all this from jesse's pov was getting more eyes on his paywalled content, dick hate is just a means to that end. I think Jesse would do well with his own thread because i honestly see him as more of a cow than dick and ralph even though i dislike them more (also hopefully it acts as a tard playpen for his attention rather than threads with potential)

 

[rhinoplasty]

To be fair maddox already fucked up this thread by doing that interview, if anything Jessie is just pooring oil to make it burn faster, without even really posting here

Idk this thread is starting to feel pretty comfy, think I log more time here per week than my favorite New York podcast subreddit at this point.

But Maddox should stay out of ops, gay or otherwise, at this point. Dude reminds me of my last manager, a gen x slightly autistic guy heading up small software dev team who'd say funny things sometimes with a smirk. Just keep posting goofy acerbic nerd humor and stay out of the internet drama (but by all means keep answering questions about it). That's where you belong, George.

 

[Twinkie]

I'll admit there are similarities but I can't get past the fact that the orientation of the eyebrows on the face is drastically different between skirt girl and Marie.

 

[Love Machine]

maybe we'll have luck on /r/ on finding a damning photo. If your looking for camwhores, you should consult the experts they say.