Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Husbando Collector]

I’m not one to tell people to give up on their dreams but...

Cynthia, just give up. Move the fuck on already. Not everyone’s cut out for the kind of thing you’re trying to do and there’s no shame in going for something smaller. Get your GED, find yourself a stable job, maybe find love. You’ve been going to and from this thread for... what... six years now? And you barely have anything to show for it.

Nobody likes the Wogglebug. NOBODY. He’s a lost cause. He’s sucking away your life force like the leech he is.

Or, you can just keep chasing after that mystical unicorn, just keep posting here and making us laugh/scratch our heads in confusion. Trapped in your own purgatory. Is that what you truly want?

I mean, I don’t care either way. I’m just some schmuck who’s been watching this thread ever since started.

Or she could find a middle ground where she makes her own god damned character that's a bug that's actually endearing which includes putting some clothes on the thing and not it being a pompous prick and make her own illustrations. Cyndie, there are literally hundreds of thousands of drawing and writing tips online for free. Use them instead.

Or continue writing your Wogglebug fanfiction that'll devolve into some messed up R34, either way, we're still gonna laugh at you.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, make your own character and take a pen name. If parents who aren't connected to you in any way find one of your books and films and google it to see what's up, they'll find this thread and be turned off. Take the constructive crit, work with your co-writers, and the Ctrl+F and rename everyone.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@Overcast and @THOTHunterAlice I will never give up on my dream. I will hold onto it and pursue it until the day my life is said and done if nothing else. And I have no interest to create an original character. I insist sticking with the Wogglebug. And I have found a lot of times that people who either didn't know of him before finding him through me, or at least weren't extreme fans of the Oz books (and those are people I enjoy pissing off) have come to love him and really believe in what I am aspiring for. I have come too far now to quit and gone through too much already to ever think I should again. I have had this dream since I was twelve years old after all when I first discovered the Wogglebug.

@Puddleduck I am aware that could possibly happen. But I will not let that be any reason for me to give up on my dreams. As a matter of fact, I have decided to share my books and movies with my aunt's five grandkids after all. And I'll just to tell her to tell their parents to not google about me and them.

And yes, I am aware you will all keep taunting me. But lately at least I've come to regard unbelievers as equally important to have as believers and not just for myself. Both sides motivate me to keep going forward in their own way.

 

[howyadoin]

And I'll just to tell her to tell their parents to not google about me and them.

But how will people get to know you more if they don’t know you personally? It‘s likely to happen if (and that’s a big if) you get popular.

 

[Overcast]

Unbelievers and believers...

Kinda sounds like you're running a cult.

 

[Blood Debts]

And I have found a lot of times that people who either didn't know of him before finding him through me, or at least weren't extreme fans of the Oz books (and those are people I enjoy pissing off) have come to love him and really believe in what I am aspiring for.

Pressing X to doubt, they're most likely too nice to tell you your vision fucking sucks because you're an exceptional individual and they either don't want to hurt your feelings or fear they'd activate your tard rage if they told you the truth.

 

[Sam Losco]

And since I've since a baby rabbit that was dead before Patrick did great at conveying Wogglebug's emotions over it as far as I'm concerned.

Oh gee, you took a real life experience you had and made it happen to the cockroach, what a surprise. You're trying to turn the Wogglebug into you and then if you can get people to like him, they'll like you. Right?

 

[drain]

That is why in the past year I have paid many coverage readers and also hired a few co-writers who have come and gone to get my scripts as near to perfection as I can. It's just I prefer CC from those who believe in and totally support my project and visions.

This right here is what is wrong with you, Cynthia. You're paying people, of course they will only say good things about your work, especially when they're from Fiverr and other cheap sites, they need to make their clients feel good so that they will return asking for more.
You can find true, high quality criticism in this very site without even paying people. I'm not a very patient person, but there's a lot of users here who are and are trying to give good advice and criticism to you, but you keep putting your hands over your ears going la la la like a child.

Also, only listening to people who say good things about your work isn't the ideal thing to do. Maybe they're only saying good things because they're afraid of hurting your feelings and don't actually give a shit about your project, because let's be honest here, nobody cares about your books/movies THIS much.
Trust me, people are only trying to be polite, nobody is waiting with crossed fingers for a book and a movie about a talking insect with a god complex.

You're your worst enemy, dude.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

And I'll just to tell her to tell their parents to not google about me and them.

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!

Good idea Cynthia, that'll make people not curious about what you're hiding. Crisis averted!

And yes, I am aware you will all keep taunting me. But lately at least I've come to regard unbelievers as equally important to have as believers and not just for myself. Both sides motivate me to keep going forward in their own way.

You sound more & more like a Christian Fundamentalist everyday. It's blowing my mind.

 

[Picklechu]

@Overcast and @THOTHunterAlice I will never give up on my dream. I will hold onto it and pursue it until the day my life is said and done if nothing else. And I have no interest to create an original character. I insist sticking with the Wogglebug. And I have found a lot of times that people who either didn't know of him before finding him through me, or at least weren't extreme fans of the Oz books (and those are people I enjoy pissing off) have come to love him and really believe in what I am aspiring for. I have come too far now to quit and gone through too much already to ever think I should again. I have had this dream since I was twelve years old after all when I first discovered the Wogglebug.

"Holy fuck, why couldn't it have been trains or vacuum cleaners or something?" -Cynthia's family

@Puddleduck I am aware that could possibly happen. But I will not let that be any reason for me to give up on my dreams. As a matter of fact, I have decided to share my books and movies with my aunt's five grandkids after all. And I'll just to tell her to tell their parents to not google about me and them.

I'm sure that your aunt's children, who I assume are your cousins, know that you're retarded and have a wide-on for a giant cockroach. She'll tell you that they watched it and loved it, but that will just be a lie, since they won't watch it at all and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

And yes, I am aware you will all keep taunting me. But lately at least I've come to regard unbelievers as equally important to have as believers and not just for myself. Both sides motivate me to keep going forward in their own way.

Humiliation fetish? Check.

Cockroach fetish? Check.

Anyway, if Cynthia sends me her entire tardbux check, I'll tell her that the Woggleguy script is great. When can I expect payment?

 

[AnOminous]

The book is written in a style that the longer you read, the more anxious you get, that you'll stumble over the words "throbbing manhood".

Throbbing bughood.

 

[drain]

You know, she would actually be happier if she just went 'fuck it' and came out of the closet as a bugfucker. Man, it's 2020, everyone has their own little weird fetish or something like that and she should admit for once and all that she has the hots for the bug, find a community that will accept her weirdness and just live it up.

Masking her fetish shit with a book for kids is, at the best, naïve and at the worst, vile.

 

[Trombonista]

You know, she would actually be happier if she just went 'fuck it' and came out of the closet as a bugfucker. Man, it's 2020, everyone has their own little weird fetish or something like that and she should admit for once and all that she has the hots for the bug, find a community that will accept her weirdness and just live it up.

Masking her fetish shit with a book for kids is, at the best, naïve and at the worst, vile.

She might not even realize she has a Wogglebug fetish.

 

[drain]

She might not even realize she has a Wogglebug fetish.

Now I'm telling her she has one and I hope she realizes it

 

[Patty Hitler]

Now I'm telling her she has one and I hope she realizes it

I don't know if she herself even realizes it. Everything she's created that I've seen is very much on a child's level, like she's emotionally stunted. So she may not even be capable of understanding sexuality as an adult would.

 

[drain]

I don't know if she herself even realizes it. Everything she's created that I've seen is very much on a child's level, like she's emotionally stunted. So she may not even be capable of understanding sexuality as an adult would.

I know, but I have to believe in something :/

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Wow, this film legit seems like a cheese nightmare. Everyone seems catatonic like people in dreams sometimes do, and the costumes are unsettling. It really seems like the kind of thing that if you dreamed it, you'd be trying to force yourself to wake up but kept getting dragged along.

Watch the Rifftrax version. It’s hilarious.

 

[Blood Debts]

I know, but I have to believe in something :/

According to Cynthia you can believe in the Dark Lord Wogglebug. Hail Wogglebug! Death to the nonbelievers!

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if the Wogglebug reproduces like a bed bug. The females don't have genitals so the male just stabs them in the gut, piercing their body, and injects sperm into their bloodstream. The Wogglebug could go around stabbing kids to death with his penis. This is like the Junji Ito version.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I wonder if the Wogglebug reproduces like a bed bug. The females don't have genitals so the male just stabs them in the gut, piercing their body, and injects sperm into their bloodstream. The Wogglebug could go around stabbing kids to death with his penis. This is like the Junji Ito version.

So like a guro version of Pedo Bear? Or in this case Pedo Bug.