Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Crystal Golem]

Th..theres just no standards anymore! Not like back in the day when all the posts overflowed with truth and honesty. Very sad what's happened to the Farms tbh. It used to be just good faith actors wall to wall.

Imagine believing all that instead of accepting you're a cow.

"You used to be cool man, what happened to you?"

 

[Never Scored]

My 2002 Silverado with nearing 200k miles on it does as well. Fuck you, I'll hit AND kick your wife. She's a bitch.

Joke's on you, my wife recently transitioned to male and is jacked up on testosterone. He is a 300-pound wall of muscle with a brown belt in BJJ. You just gave him something to hit besides me.

 

[Old Man Mario]

God damn it, I made fun of this guy earlier.
I'm gonna get blamed for shit and yelled at again aren't I?
I may lay low for a while

Stop fucking this up Ben!!!!

You have no idea

I'm still digging but I have to share these few gems.

Spoiler: MORE AUTISM

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"I know what will make them think I'm cool! I'll make action figures in mspaint!!!" This man must want to gargle on some e-celeb balls. I've never before seen such fucking cringe worthy Captain Save-A-Ho white knighting. Dax's Blow job machine has some competition.

 

[porsalin5]

I'm pretty sure his only posts were about the skirt being red.

He also posted a picture of his own asshole. He will be missed.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I keep seeing it mentioned that Dick likes ford. Yet another example of what a simpcuck he is. Found On Road Dead is the worst American car company. All of their shit is way overpriced and inferior to it's counter parts. GM is far superior. First off, I fucking hate the layout of the console on a ford. I hate the radio, I don't like their seat controls or the seats they generally use, they are just uncomfortable. Most atrocious of all is they are one of the worst American companies about making their cars more annoying to work on. Dax is obviously the type of faggot to not work on a car himself and get his daddy to pay to take it to the shop. What a waste of space and failure as a man.

Sounds like you go to Jiffi-Lube and don't know shit about cars and trucks. Anyone who judges a truck for it's radio is a sped who shouldn't be driving trucks in the first place.

I don't care if a lot of people like. Most people are faggots. ford is an objectively terrible car company, and both the Camaro and the Charger blow any mustang out of the water.
f-series is for woman and babydicks. Real men drive Silverados.

Notice my avatar, this is the kind of man that drives a ford truck.

Chargers are known for blowing up their transmissions you mean. MoPar is dead and owned by European companies now, all of which make shitty vehicles themselves.

 

[Livin n a Autist Paradise]

Sounds like you go to Jiffi-Lube and don't know shit about cars and trucks. Anyone who judges a truck for it's radio is a sped who shouldn't be driving trucks in the first place.

The more important part is that they are one of the worst of the main American Automakers for making their shit annoying to work on. Example, I remember a Taurus I used to have back in the day, and the heater core went out, you literally have to take the dash completely out to change a simple fucking Heater Core.

The radio, dash, and seat are just initial impressions, small shit.

Also, are you trying to imply to me that Dick doesn't go to fucking Jiffy Lube. Soft motherfucker probably doesn't even change his own oil.

Chargers are known for blowing up their transmissions you mean. MoPar is dead and owned by European companies now, all of which make shitty vehicles themselves.

I'm more of a Chevy guy myself, but Chargers are still better than Mustangs, torqueless, gay looking fagmobiles that they are.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

"You used to be cool man, what happened to you?"

That's Dax code for "I thought you were my fwend"

 

[Moist Unguentine]

The more important part is that they are one of the worst of the main American Automakers for making their shit annoying to work on. Example, I remember a Taurus I used to have back in the day, and the heater core went out, you literally have to take the dash completely out to change a simple fucking Heater Core.

The radio, dash, and seat are just initial impressions, small shit.

If you worked on vehicles you would know that's the case for pretty much any vehicle made in the last 30 years.

Here's how you work on a dash and install a radio.

https://youtu.be/PClVezOduFk

 

[Never Scored]

The more important part is that they are one of the worst of the main American Automakers for making their shit annoying to work on. Example, I remember a Taurus I used to have back in the day, and the heater core went out, you literally have to take the dash completely out to change a simple fucking Heater Core.

The radio, dash, and seat are just initial impressions, small shit.

Also, are you trying to imply to me that Dick doesn't go to fucking Jiffy Lube. Soft motherfucker probably doesn't even change his own oil.

Chrystler/Dodge is worse imo. I had to take the fucking wheel off to replace the battery in my Sebring back in the day. I find my 2010 4x4 Ranger a lot easier to work on.

 

[Crystal Golem]

That's Dax code for "I thought you were my fwend"

It's also what old college friends say when you won't stay up all night drinking and listening to them weep about that GF they lost years ago.

"How dare you not acquiesce to my endless self indulgent behavior"

"memememememememememememememememememememe"

 

[penguinbbq]

You guys are pushing the 'lolcow' narrative too hard. The cringiest thing Dick has done is the spaghetti on twitter about the farms.

The simp texts? A guy saying sappy shit to sleep with a bikini model.

80's girl possibly being a cam whore in the past? Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point--it would only be lolcowzy if she was camming while Dick dates her.

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

Reading through the thread it seems that the majority of people pushing the 'lolcow' narrative are either moralfags or leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader.

 

[Hazel Motes]

I don't know how Fords are in the States, but over here I've quite enjoyed them. Reliable and not queer looking.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

You guys are pushing the 'lolcow' narrative too hard. The cringiest thing Dick has done is the spaghetti on twitter about the farms.

The simp texts? A guy saying sappy shit to sleep with a bikini model.

80's girl possibly being a cam whore in the past? Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point--it would only be lolcowzy if she was camming while Dick dates her.

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

Reading through the thread it seems that the majority of people pushing the 'lolcow' narrative are either moralfags or leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader.

>Account started monday
>Stop making fun of my internet daddy
>guys this is SOOOOOOOO unfunny am I right? (please tell me I'm right)
>No self awareness
go back to your hug box on Reddit, I don't want to contract your homosexuality

 

[Festivus]

I don't know how Fords are in the States, but over here I've quite enjoyed them. Reliable and not queer looking.

Well Ford in America is more like:

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

or

Find
On
Road
Dead

EDIT: If you can't handle the Dad-Joke cringe get off my lawn.

 

[Hazel Motes]

You guys are pushing the 'lolcow' narrative too hard. The cringiest thing Dick has done is the spaghetti on twitter about the farms.

The simp texts? A guy saying sappy shit to sleep with a bikini model.

80's girl possibly being a cam whore in the past? Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point--it would only be lolcowzy if she was camming while Dick dates her.

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

Reading through the thread it seems that the majority of people pushing the 'lolcow' narrative are either moralfags or leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader.

Dick ain't gonna let you on his show.

 

[waffle]

You guys are pushing the 'lolcow' narrative too hard. The cringiest thing Dick has done is the spaghetti on twitter about the farms.

The simp texts? A guy saying sappy shit to sleep with a bikini model.

80's girl possibly being a cam whore in the past? Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point--it would only be lolcowzy if she was camming while Dick dates her.

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

Reading through the thread it seems that the majority of people pushing the 'lolcow' narrative are either moralfags or leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader.

I just think social media turns you into a fag if you use it too much. Dick is being a fag.

 

[Crystal Golem]

You know what? I don't get why people hate DSP. Sure he seems unlikable but to hate the guy? I just don't get it. I probably just haven't looked into it enough honestly but it just doesn't interest me.

But would I ever go into the DSP section and go "I don't get it this is dumb this guy isn't hateable"? No because I don't give a fuck either way but also I'm aware that other people are more informed of the situation than I am and might have a very good reason for the hatred. Even ralph who I listened to for a long time I never felt the need to come into the thread and question the entire purpose. Even when I liked Ralph I got why others didn't and could just leave it alone. I did go into Ralph's thread and offer some pushback on specific ideas that didn't really make sense but to come into a thread and just not even countenance the ideas there kinda lays bare the motivations behind these posts.

 

[penguinbbq]

>Account started monday
>Stop making fun of my internet daddy
>guys this is SOOOOOOOO unfunny am I right? (please tell me I'm right)
>No self awareness
go back to your hug box on Reddit, I don't want to contract your homosexuality

You write sentences like a huge faggot. You guys are missing some of the biggest bitch moves by Dick (like blocking people on twitter). No one should be treated like an idol, but Dick is not a lolcow (at least yet)

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

These

Also skip to 45:56 to here how much better Dick's "Winners Drink" is than "Cards against Humanity" Cameron Clarke and co play it on their show and shit on it

https://soundcloud.com/clarkecastmedia/the-dickheads-podcast-season-3-episode-5-the-jlh-leaks

>four browsers on his taskbar
>chromium
>two versions of IE

Seriously, what kind of absolute madman does this?

 

[penguinbbq]

Dick ain't gonna let you on his show.

Too late.