Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Ive been following her insta for months enjoying the show, slowly waiting.

Had no idea about Kat being on the spectrum, something was off but not that. What a gigantic piece of shit Phil is. I hope he burns for this.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I can definitely see Kat having Aspergers. She still plays Skyrim, a game that is close to a decade old, and loves the grind of Animal Crossing (similar to Papavera and Minecraft). She has no career, educational, or family aspirations. She has a documented history of mental illness. She moved in with Phil after something like 3 dates. Clearly she’s not all there.

Edit: For a similar case study check out the diaries of that autistic guy who only eats de-greased pizzas and unlocks all the mysteries of Bubsy 3D. I think his name is Ulilalia.

 

[Zack the ripper]

Ive been following her insta for months enjoying the show, slowly waiting.

Had no idea about Kat being on the spectrum, something was off but not that. What a gigantic piece of shit Phil is. I hope he burns for this.

i think you are the titan of strength (not boogie) i found her whole existence is sad , i don't know how to put it
i get it she's just a kid having fun , i don't know man i'm sad i need a hug

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Kat's situation is by far the worst.

You have assburgers.
Your dad committed suicide,
Your mom cut you off.
And now you're a maid for DSP.

It can't get any sadder than that.

 

[gh0stzero]

I’m more interested in this “Kat has aspergers” claim. If we do get a “My-Stupid-Fucking-Sister-In-Law-Wrecked-My-Marriage-And-Now-I-Need-Your-Support-More-Now-Than-Ever” arch out this, then that’ll just be an added bonus.

I don't know...Kat was a bit awkward when she was streaming I would put that down to just being new to streaming and YouTube in general almost all the people I watch on YouTube were like that when they first started they then got more confident in front of the camera.

Seriously think of a popular youtuber and go watch their early stuff. A lot of YouTubers hide or private those videos because they know its shit compared to how they are now.

I do believe that Kat had better commentary than Phil though she actually seems informed and had opinions back in her streaming days. Phil's commentary is just wow look at that, goat laugh, snort and/or reading cheers.

She was a bit awkward when she was with Phil on stream but he hardly let her speak and people were calling her a horse.

I can definitely see Kat having Aspergers. She still plays Skyrim, a game that is close to a decade old, and loves the grind of Animal Crossing (similar to Papavera and Minecraft). She has no career, educational, or family aspirations. She has a documented history of mental illness. She moved in with Phil after something like 3 dates. Clearly she’s not all there.

I don't see what correlation that has with aspergers. Someone with aspergers would be reluctant to live with another person after 1000 dates right? Maybe I'm wrong on that one.

If I had to put money on Phil or Kat having aspergers or autism. I'd put it all on Phil.

i think you are the titan of strength (not boogie) i found her whole existence is sad , i don't know how to put it
i get it she's just a kid having fun , i don't know man i'm sad i need a hug

hugs

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

i think you are the titan of strength (not boogie) i found her whole existence is sad , i don't know how to put it
i get it she's just a kid having fun , i don't know man i'm sad i need a hug

Ive known plenry of people like her. You cant help her and she doesnt want saving. She needs to figure this shit out on her own

 

[Kosher Dill]

I knew a guy in high school who had Asperger's (for real, not the "lol ur sperg for liking vidya" kind), and for the most part he was your run-of-the-mill nerd, but he couldn't drive because he would just get lost. I can't help but be reminded of Kat the non-driver.

EDIT: and in fact, I wonder if the reason it took Phil an eternity to "get Kat a license" is because he had to laboriously teach her how to drive to work and not get lost. Or maybe she never had a license at all before moving to WA because she was too aspertistic to pass the driving test, and Phil had to shepherd her through that. This is total speculation, but still I wonder.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Ok guys. I’m kind of disappointed that there’s not a telephone interview with Jenna yet.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Kat's situation is by far the worst.

You have assburgers.
Your dad committed suicide,
Your mom cut you off.
And now you're a maid for DSP.

It can't get any sadder than that.

Kat and Jenna have different dads.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Kat's situation is by far the worst.

You have assburgers.
Your dad committed suicide,
Your mom cut you off.
And now you're a maid for DSP.

It can't get any sadder than that.

If I remember, Catherine and Jenna have different fathers. Edit: Fkn ninja'd

I just want Jenna to have a nice place to live that's a stable living situation for her. I bet Jenna would be a good aunty to her sister's son Jasper. I mean they have an extra room for her, just move Cathy's PC, PS4 Pro, and tiny 4K monitor into the nook she cleared out months ago when you kept taking dates to the city dump and Jenna can stay in 'Leanna's Kat's Office' because Cathy totally doesn't sleep in there, right?.

It's the least they can do after they didn't invite her to her sister's wedding

 

[tzgnilki]

phil will come up with any excuse under the sun to not have jenna visit/stay

and khet being a sperg, no wonder learning how to stir the sauce and visiting the zoo was supposed to be some special event

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Jenna isn't homeless. She actually owns her own house.

DEBUNKED!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I’m more interested in this “Kat has aspergers” claim.

Maybe she's playing off the 'I can haz cheezburger' meme.

 

[Iron Father]

I’m just thinking in terms of how this storyline with Kat is a repeat of Phil’s relationship with Leanna...I wonder how much Kat interacts with people when she’s at her job, beyond usual work, because that’s when Leanna really started to realize what was wrong with Phil

The night of the infamous "it's Tevin's fault" when she fled the stream and later we found out she went to a Halloween party or some shit, if that's legit what she did that night that means she hangs with co-workers outside of work, at least enough to go to a party.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Kat and Jenna have different dads.

If I remember, Catherine and Jenna have different fathers. Edit: Fkn ninja'd

Oh didn't know that. That's why they so look different.

 

[Iron Father]

https://www.instagram.com/tharealbrazymamo/?hl=en

This?

Spoiler

She even looks a bit like the Catch Me Outside How Bout Dat chick. Kat's family is a mess.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

After the bankruptcy arc disappointed the show is finally picking up steam again.

Why? Jenna has nothing to do with Phil at this point and probably never will. Unless Jenna moves in, which would be great hilarity, she's just Kat's stupid thot sister that fun to laugh at and get some nudes of a sorta cute thin girl.

 

[gh0stzero]

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She even looks a bit like the Catch Me Outside How Bout Dat chick. Kat's family is a mess.

Nah she's hotter than the catch me outside chick.

 

[Iron Father]

Nah she's hotter than the catch me outside chick.

I'm not particularly attracted to either of them, but...

Spoiler

Kat's sister is like a dumpster Miley Cyrus. I'm not really into boy-body white chicks to be fair, but I know many are. Anyways they're both hotter than Mrs. Burnellio.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Why? Jenna has nothing to do with Phil at this point and probably never will. Unless Jenna moves in, which would be great hilarity, she's just Kat's stupid thot sister that fun to laugh at and get some nudes of a sorta cute thin girl.

Because it has the potential to flesh out Kat’s backstory. Also it would be another bullet point for DSP if his sister-in-law is a crazy hooker.