Yeah but it would be the cheapest phone that calls and texts at best right? Its pants on head retarded to hand out iPhones to people who would just sell them for their next fix.
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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Good idea. She's DSP's sister-in-law or is it half-sister-in-law? Good marketing strategy, she can rain in the cuck/simp bucks from the DSP fans and detractors alike. She should also do a twitch livestream just chatting kind of thing.
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This is just a thought I’ve been having for a while, and please explain why I am wrong, but what if all of this stuff about Kat wanting to leave or being unhappy is not true? I’m not saying they are in a healthy or even happy and deeply loving relationship, but what if they are both truly content with each other?
This is my thought process. Both Phil and Kat are legit autistic losers who are nothing good to look at. Kat was living in shithole Michigan with a shit tier job for her age and Phil lives as a man baby in nice Seattle. They both don’t seem to know how real human interaction works and based on the food Phil has liked in the past I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually enjoys her shitty cooking. Honestly, I think in some ways they are perfect for each other and I don’t know if either could do any better. Am I wrong?
This is my thought process. Both Phil and Kat are legit autistic losers who are nothing good to look at. Kat was living in shithole Michigan with a shit tier job for her age and Phil lives as a man baby in nice Seattle. They both don’t seem to know how real human interaction works and based on the food Phil has liked in the past I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually enjoys her shitty cooking. Honestly, I think in some ways they are perfect for each other and I don’t know if either could do any better. Am I wrong?
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Kat's sister is fucking crazy. No wonder her mom locked her up in the stairwell if she spawned whatever that thing is.
And DSP is married to that genepool. I feel even worse for him.
And DSP is married to that genepool. I feel even worse for him.
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The gene pool doesn’t matter. Darksy wants nothing to do with a kid. If she gets pregnant he is pushing her down the stairs.
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Grayhound buses operate throughout most states. A ticket is like 11-25 dollars. She doesn't need a plane ticket, she needs to get her shit straight.
If she was genuinely wanting to help her sister she'd take whatever option she could instead of literally begging on twitter.
Normal women don't post nudes publically the way she does. Shes a hoe. Don't give hoes money.
If she was genuinely wanting to help her sister she'd take whatever option she could instead of literally begging on twitter.
Normal women don't post nudes publically the way she does. Shes a hoe. Don't give hoes money.
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She'll fit right in at Manchild Manor. Somebody get this girl a ticket.
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Dave's life is becoming like a down-syndrome version of Only Lovers Left Alive, and the crazy sister is about to wrecking ball their isolated lifestyle just like Ava.
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if DSP was putting all his money into WWE Candy Crush AND paying off his bum sister in law to stay away?
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Is there a link to these nudes? I want to see this trainwreck.
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EDIT: https://twitter.com/BrazyMamo/status/1266110573336563715 / https://archive.is/c9PwJ
This is the one I've seen.
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big ups liquid richard
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Imagine their kids.
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I cant even see if shes got bush or not
Sidenote: did Kats ex ever make mention of Kat being on the spectrum? Or would he have had an idea?
Nancy and the Washington State bankruptcy courts couldn't even get Phil to hand over his street fighter statues THAT HE WANTS TO GET RID OF!
What chance does this homeless girl have of making Phil give up his wife away?
This is dumber than the escort saga, at least the bronsgeests thought it through more than this. And they were dutch and probably high so drugs isn't an excuse.
That doesn't even look like her, blonde hair and signs of taking a shower/bath with all the soap and towels on show.
Nvm I'm a dumbass it says shes blonde on her ID card
What chance does this homeless girl have of making Phil give up his wife away?
This is dumber than the escort saga, at least the bronsgeests thought it through more than this. And they were dutch and probably high so drugs isn't an excuse.
Nvm I'm a dumbass it says shes blonde on her ID card
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Slim to no chance, Kat probably doesn't even like her, she's blatantly loopy as fuck, but personally speaking that's not what I'm hoping for. Just some chaos, some shit to laugh at, I'm not captain save-a-hoe and Kat ain't no damsel anyway, she could probably cave Dave's skull in with that chin of hers if she wanted to escape anyway.
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Better question is how would Jenna know her sister has Asperger's? I assume they haven't seen each other since she was at most 11-12 with their residential history.
I remain very suspicious and will require current video proof to believe this account is Jenna. The driver's license pic doesn't cut it, Jenna has always recklessly posted shit like that on her accounts, it could be old.
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Homeless, schizo and working as a prostitute. It would be nice if the king of positivity helped this poor girl get back on her feet.