Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

The person who got "may your womb be barren"ed recounts the incident:
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Cogsworth 2: Overclock said:
"provocative pictures of Garfield" is a great name for a band and also really understating that it was garfield porn and made Stephanie shit a concrete block.
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Am I misunderstanding? It sounds like she's saying she sent provocative pictures of Garfield.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
A yeast infection on her chest... 🤮

As a boob-haver myself I just cannot get past the idea of having a persistent infection in one of the easiest-to-wash locations. To the point where you have to use a fucking prescription strength remedy.
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Staph washes so rarely that she annoynces it on mastodon when she does. Don't forget muh trauma at being told to take a shower from her folks
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
A yeast infection on her chest... 🤮

As a boob-haver myself I just cannot get past the idea of having a persistent infection in one of the easiest-to-wash locations. To the point where you have to use a fucking prescription strength remedy.
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The only reason I know yeast infections in boobs are a thing is because my grandmother was obese. My sister also got told to 'dry the folds' of her super chubby baby when he was born so he didn't get an infection. It's common if you have lots of fat folds & don't drop yourself properly, I guess.

It's still gross though.
 
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I feel like if you see your own breasts moving and that immediately makes you think of porn - and not, like, you know, the fact that most breasts move and jiggle when a person walks, and the bigger they are, the more they jiggle, 'tis a fact of life - that indicates a seriously, seriously fucked up conception of how the world works. I understand the connection between jiggly boobies = that can be pretty sexual, but jumping immediately to "this is pornographic" is so weird. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but yeeeesh.
 
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A Spanner Darkly said:
I feel like if you see your own breasts moving and that immediately makes you think of porn - and not, like, you know, the fact that most breasts move and jiggle when a person walks, and the bigger they are, the more they jiggle, 'tis a fact of life - that indicates a seriously, seriously fucked up conception of how the world works. I understand the connection between jiggly boobies = that can be pretty sexual, but jumping immediately to "this is pornographic" is so weird. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but yeeeesh.
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Yeah, it's not like boobs jiggling is a sexual thing, anyway. It isn't sexually stimulating (that I've ever experienced), like I don't go run and be like "Damn my boobs are bouncing all over the place...makes me so fucking horny...."
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
The only reason I know yeast infections in boobs are a thing is because my grandmother was obese. My sister also got told to 'dry the folds' of her super chubby baby when he was born so he didn't get an infection. It's common if you have lots of fat folds & don't drop yourself properly, I guess.

It's still gross though.
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It happens to pugs on their face folds. I hope Staph doesn't have that many rolls though
 
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A Spanner Darkly said:
I feel like if you see your own breasts moving and that immediately makes you think of porn - and not, like, you know, the fact that most breasts move and jiggle when a person walks, and the bigger they are, the more they jiggle, 'tis a fact of life - that indicates a seriously, seriously fucked up conception of how the world works. I understand the connection between jiggly boobies = that can be pretty sexual, but jumping immediately to "this is pornographic" is so weird. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but yeeeesh.
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She would have to actually physically move to see the result of her own body movements. Staphy watching porn happens much more often than Staphy moving her body.

Blonde Bomb said:
Yeah, it's not like boobs jiggling is a sexual thing, anyway. It isn't sexually stimulating (that I've ever experienced), like I don't go run and be like "Damn my boobs are bouncing all over the place...makes me so fucking horny...."
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Post vids to verify
 
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