Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Iron Father]

Tbh she doesn't even have to go there, this shit is going to get back to The Pig one way or another (like everything always does) and eventually he's going to address it on stream. Gold dust one way or another.

 

[detractorzer0]

Tbh she doesn't even have to go there, this shit is going to get back to The Pig one way or another (like everything always does) and eventually he's going to address it on stream. Gold dust one way or another.

Exactly. I just want to hear Phil try to explain the situation. Maybe he'll call her a crackwhore or something.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

This just isn't happening. Unless someone pays for this hoe to fly out there; this is dead in the water. As it should be.
If anybody goes out of their way and sends her money for a flight, they are on par with gay ops fags.
But since somebody will inevitably fork out the money out of sheer exceptionalism, at least try and get some full nudes or something for your purchase because she is not going to use that money to go see her sister.

This chick is like a step and a half above prostitute, that money will either go right into her arm or into her wardrobe. I promise you

Tickets from Detroit to Seattle are like $90 one way right now. She just flew from San Diego or whatever to Detroit. All she has to do is fuck like 3 extra dudes or something and she can afford it. No one give her the fucking money.

 

[Iron Father]

Not only should nobody give her any amount of money (as if that needs to be said) but I hope she gets into contact with Kat online and Kat tells DSP to pay for her trip out there. When you marry someone on some level you marry into their family too, so that's DSP's sister now and he needs to step it up.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Not to mention all she's gotta do is smack talk DSP for free internet attention. She's probably got more views in that shit than the rest of her insta together.

She does enjoy attention. She posted this to her Instagram story yesterday. About an hour, give or take, after her original Twitter post about Katherine having asperger syndrome.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Allow me to rephrase. No one give her any money, unless you happen to be in the Detroit area and receive services from her.

 

[grump]

So this confirms what we've suspected all along and this is not as much a traditional relationship then the keeping of an invalid patient/trophy on Phil's end and a mealticket/free crashpad on Khet's end. Jenna confirming Khet has a condition really casts a sinister tone on it all. Phil at it again, manipulating the vulnerable and weakminded as always.

 

[gh0stzero]

What happened to Kat's twitter and insta? I can no longer find them

https://www.instagram.com/chaosrealm01/

Kat (@ChaosRealm01) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Kat (@ChaosRealm01): "Not feeling well at all today, and I barely got any sleep last night."

twitter.com

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Well, the first "evidence" of it being Phil was "Nobody could possibly be autistic enough to fake this."

It'll be hilarious if it turns out his wife does have aspergers, because we might have just solved whos grinding WWE Champions.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

What if DSP flips it and and does a 'charitable' stream to raise money so Kats dear sister can fly out? Then never mentions it again once the detractors have filled his paypal.

 

[hundredthousand]

Let her get her own ticket if she wants to fly and see her sister. I'd rather just see lightsyde have her on a stream instead. If nothing else, she is just a batshit crazy chick who would provide some entertainment.

 

[mollymawk]

Kat's younger sister Jenna has been an endless source of entertainment since KillDeer and King Kozatof have been chronicling her everyday misadventures in the DarkDave Discord since December. I'm surprised there hasn't been much discussion about her here, since she's frequently more entertaining than DSP, and is constantly more entertaining than the horse. I'm not a Brazy scholar, just an onlooker, but I feel a duty to repost some of the hilarious shit on here because otherwise it will be buried in the Discord forever, and DSP aficionado's deserve to know!

From her Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook posts, we have a window into her current living situation. Squatting wherever, doing whatever to survive another day. Degrading herself without shame, alienating herself from family. On the one hand, her life is a tragic tale and she is in slow suicide, but it's portrayed through the lens of a comedy pieced together backwards from her wacko social media posts. Through her posts, she puts on a tough exterior projecting out big thoughts and big ambitions, but the intensity of her persona clearly masks deep issues with her life. What are her future prospects living with no money, no family, and under great delusions? You can feel her hope that the hardness of life will ease off.

## Some random facts about Brazy ##

• She alleges DSP messaged her some time back, but can't remember what was said due to smoking so much ganja.
• She actually read this Kiwi Farms thread some months back and wanted to know how to report @YungLopez for being a dirty rotten liar who needs to shut his damn mouth.
• She has a fuck-ton of lingering abandoned social media accounts. Possibly due to forgetting the passwords from smoking da grass.
• Her Facebook profile is currently invite-only for people she recognizes, and not random creeps. Instagram and Twitter are open.
• She used to livestream on Facebook occasionally. I had one saved from around Xmas that was ~40min, but can't find it. Two clips here and here.
• She straight up just steals stuff, and breaks into houses.
• She lives a nomad hobo lifestyle, but overspends on luxury comfort foods while skimping on essential goods. Often mixing together foods in questionable combos.
• Her dreadlocks are fucking disgusting. Some have described them as looking like dog turds wrapped in hair, or each strand a petrified tree branch.
• She rolls terrible hash joints, and subscribes to all sorts of pseudo-spiritual shit involving healing crystals, the third eye, and reposting nutjob conspiracy theory memes on social media.
• She showed moral principal when a woman posted a video of her receiving a blowjob to Facebook. Stating it's inappropriate to do so since kids also share the platform.

So yeah, Jennifer is a bipolar poser skank with a massive forehead who is completely off the rails, and it's amusing to watch from a distance. She reminds me of DSP in many ways. She looks quite similar to Kat, but if Kat had personality and spunk. Maybe an affair will come about between the sister and brother in-law; the dull as dishwasher Kat will be kicked to the curb, and the rambunctious Jasper, the rambunctious Jenna, and the freshly invigorated with a previously unseen lust for life - and rambunctious Phil will live happily ever after, concluding the DarksydePhil story.

Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow selected gallery

Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow social media accounts

DL = direct link.
AL = archive link.

## Twitter ##

JennaLaneSnow [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

RealBasedMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

HusslaMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Instagram ##

bhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbrazymamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Facebook ##

jenna.snow.90281 [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski.92 [DL] [AL]​

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## EroticMonkey ##

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL]​

Spoiler: Kat St. Jean social media accounts

Twitter [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Instagram [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
YouTube [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Twitch [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

Spoiler: Leanna Hangen social media accounts

## YouTube ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Twitter ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
GrungeBunnyWA [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Instagram ##
hangen.out [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
theblackcurrantshop [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
grungebunnystudios [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Apparently you gotta pay her BF's toll too

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

starting to sound like a black crime comedy - crazy bish and her dogdy BF find out her half-sis is married to a rich sperg successful entrepeneur. Hilarity, high jink and felonies ensue.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Apparently you gotta pay her BF's toll too
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*bites fingers*

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Apparently you gotta pay her BF's toll too
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Phill gonna cuck him like he cucked Subaru dude.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Apparently you gotta pay her BF's toll too
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Unless she's already gotten those simpbux she's fucked up by mentioning a bf. Though there are probably some truly exceptional simps that'll pay her anyway. Not forgetting the detractors that'll do it for teh lulz.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Unless she's already gotten those simpbux she's fucked up by mentioning a bf. Though there are probably some truly exceptional simps that'll pay her anyway. Not forgetting the detractors that'll do it for teh lulz.

And just like that, her twitch career is over before it even began. Still could do the onlyfans route.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Anyway, if she has no trouble getting from Michigan to Kansas City on her own, why can't she get to Renton?

 

[actually]

But I’ve been proven wrong many times before so who knows. I might wake up one day and see a stream titled: “DSP introduces his wife’s long lost sister! And a new vest reveal at the end of stream!”

"If we hit $400, Bhhhhabi won't shank me! And if we hit $500, she'll put on the blue vest. *punch* I'll put on the blue vest."