Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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We are all just captain woosh to the comedic triumph that is dick masterson.
I remember when he used to laugh this all off when he was infront of the narrative.
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Talk about a persecution complex! They'll 'never stop for the rest of their lives'. Honestly though, what is the show without his nemeses? Would he have anything? It's like Ralph and Mundane Matt. They have nothing without these people to fight - even if they haven't done or said anything in ages. Their entire personas and income is tied to these people badgering them. They could ignore them, but they can't. Without fighting these people, they have nothing.
 
Talk about a persecution complex! They'll 'never stop for the rest of their lives'. Honestly though, what is the show without his nemeses? Would he have anything? It's like Ralph and Mundane Matt. They have nothing without these people to fight - even if they haven't done or said anything in ages. Their entire personas and income is tied to these people badgering them. They could ignore them, but they can't. Without fighting these people, they have nothing.
Good point we are talking about the kind of people that will make a stream celebrating the anniversary of another stream. That's like british clip show levels of scraping the bottom of the barrel.
 
I will say that, while I'm probably done with TDS, I'll still be enjoying the WATP bonus episodes where they nitpick Maddox' book. A lolcow examining a more interesting lolcow whom he knows well and hates makes for a good show.
 
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If motherfuckers were going to try to riot like that in my neighborhood I would litterally start a chain gang to defend the local big box stores so that people do not need to deal with supply shortages particularly for the elderly and disabled in the community during a pandemic. Only a dumbass would say Rioting works. Uppity ass hipsters would only think the way dick does.

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If motherfuckers were going to try to riot like that in my neighborhood I would litterally start a chain gang to defend the local big box stores so that people do not need to deal with supply shortages particularly for the elderly and disabled in the community during a pandemic. Only a dumbass would say Rioting works. Uppity ass hipsters would only think the way dick does.

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I don't think "chain gang" means what you think it means.
 
I don't think "chain gang" means what you think it means.

Why it is literally slave work to do such a thing. After seeing Minneapolis' response we are working for the government. In a bid to not have your community destroyed by people.
 
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If motherfuckers were going to try to riot like that in my neighborhood I would litterally start a chain gang to defend the local big box stores so that people do not need to deal with supply shortages particularly for the elderly and disabled in the community during a pandemic. Only a dumbass would say Rioting works. Uppity ass hipsters would only think the way dick does.

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I loved the tweet where he goes "rioting works grr!!! you know rodney king's name!!!!" as if knowing the name of a guy but still having massive and increasing police issues at a cultural level is a win.

Also had a quick chuckle knowing most of dick's audience probably had to fire up google real quick to search "Rodney King".
 
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