Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Crystal Golem]

Did these dweebs find the whitest protest they could? and they're just hanging around the cops?

BTW nice bandana dick. Are you gonna do some looting or did you choose it to match your purse?

 

[MeltyTW]

Did these dweebs find the whitest protest they could? and they're just hanging around the cops?

BTW nice bandana dick. Are you gonna do some looting or did you choose it to match your purse?

he went to a white washed protest while larping tough and pretending to care about minorities, imagine that, imagine shilling for the worst most self defeating destructive attitude for black people and then shifting on over to the lighter crowds to steal knick knacks from target

 

[Crystal Golem]

So is it just me or is this fake and gay?

 

[Hakuba Gaijin]

Did these dweebs find the whitest protest they could? and they're just hanging around the cops?

BTW nice bandana dick. Are you gonna do some looting or did you choose it to match your purse?

I never realised what a short - ass he is. Are we talking 5ft 6 ?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I never realised what a short - ass he is. Are we talking 5ft 6 ?

Yeah he's powerleveling his manlet status hard

 

[Crystal Golem]

there's something so sad about watching him saunter around LA, wearing his own merch and glued to his phone

The picture doesn't sell it you need his gay little nervous laughter in the background.

 

[4inchaverage]

I never realised what a short - ass he is. Are we talking 5ft 6 ?

Dude isn't short. He's a pathetic larping boomer pandering to minorities like a retard when his fanbase is primarily edgy white boys and gen-xers, but he's not a complete manlet

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dude isn't short. He's a pathetic larping boomer pandering to minorities like a retard when his fanbase is primarily edgy white boys and gen-xers, but he's not a complete manlet View attachment 1332496

But ralph is 5'1

 

[4inchaverage]

But ralph is 5'1

I always wrote that off as obvious bullshit.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

there's something so sad about watching him saunter around LA, wearing his own merch and glued to his phone

You know when you go to a concert for the first time, people try and say "don't be the dude who shows up in nothing but that bands merch cause you look like a loser".... Imagine the band only exclusively wearing their own merch. Unironically this is some Maddox tier shit, except Maddox had a once funny persona that justified doing that, and even he occationally slapped on a movie Tee or a videogame shirt. Dick doesn't and lacks the self awareness to see how sad and desperate to be famous and loved he looks.

Now back to my favorite game:

Spoiler: TDS reddit

however this time with a twitst

Huh, thats an unusual take. Pretty brave the stand out amongst the sheep

Damn... No wonder he didn't get his upcummies. This was hidden due to the low score. I wonder what the comments above it said.

.... are people starting to realize what's happening?

I think I noticed why interviews suck so much now and why the show went to dogshit
OLD TDS: Dick paid professional comedians for bits, he would have a single guest (maybe two) who he'd do a little research on to ask questions that were thoughtful and entertaining. He'd select top quality calls and emails. Maybe a fan or two was selected and told obviously true stories that were entertaining.

NEW TDS: Dick hordes every last dime and cries about everyone is just using him for his money (Dax, if that is the case it's because you have nothing else to offer), beats the same Maddox dead horse to remind pay piggies he's a victim and giving money to him is the same as being a hero, invites 4 or 5 of the same ingroup discord pay piggies to tell stories that sound fake and gay (like the crippled tard who totally blew his load twice while finally losing his virginity). No bits, jokes are all just stale /pol/ memes or other comedians material, starts circle jerking some serious talking point and is too stupid to be deep but to lame to be funny, and obvious grasping at contrarian talking points. Oh and all the guest are going on the same circuit of shows and get passed around like a sorority girl at a frat house, and usually just read from a script that you probably already heard from TRR or some other Politosphere show 2 days earlier.

 

[Had]

And that was the last time they saw him

 

[Crystal Golem]

"There's dudes here spray painting with military efficiency they must be paid to be here" - dick

D-does dick actually live in LA?

 

[Had]

edit he's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svgl8D3Phlo&has_verified=1

 

[Popper Whiting]

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edit he's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svgl8D3Phlo&has_verified=1

If Vito got arrested I give him 5 minutes inside before he's turned out, and that includes if they throw him in the drunk tank.

 

[Had]

 

[Crystal Golem]

speaking of the "Maddox lost" chant and other Dick Masterson comedy, here's a small sample of "Winner's Drink"

It's kind of amazing how much of dick's "humor" is just old family guy jokes and south park. $20 for this bullshit? It's a pack of cards.

 

[High Tea]

I never realised what a short - ass he is. Are we talking 5ft 6 ?

Yeah he's powerleveling his manlet status hard

I thought Dick would be taller. That really puts the Knoxville pic in perspective. So PPP is taller than all these guys? Lol. No wonder they hate him.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I thought Dick would be taller. That really puts the Knoxville pic in perspective. So PPP is taller than all these guys? Lol. No wonder they hate him.

Yeah ok so maybe ralph isn't 5'1 but how tall is CRP? Cause it looks like he and dick are the same height.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

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edit he's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svgl8D3Phlo&has_verified=1

LOL isn't Vito the person suspected of being Dicks flaggot since he has a verified account or trusted flagger status or something? I was wondering why he kept that guy around cause it wasn't for comedy. Welp, nothing of value was lost. Don't drop the soap flaggot.

speaking of the "Maddox lost" chant and other Dick Masterson comedy, here's a small sample of "Winner's Drink"

This is supposed to be the "replacement" for how "lame" cards against humanity is. While cards against humanity is overdone and just edgy apples to apples, the charm is it's normie enough to get your in laws to play a round and make them blush saying/reading/judging obscene things.
Imagine someone who has never heard of TDS playing this game. Imagine how stupid they would feel while playing, how much they would not understand, etc. Also why would I let a dumb inside joke "game" tell me when to and when not to drink. I drink at my own pace.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Do you guys think this thread will surpass Maddoxs thread in size?

Based on how Dick is chimping out about this thread, he might pass Maddox before the year ends.