🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

He's so drunk all the time he just automatically assumes everyone thinks and acts like him.

The drinking exacerbates things, but the underlying depressive disorder is the main culprit here. Ralph's self-esteem is so fucking low--especially since Nora divorced him--that the alcohol makes things worse. hence when someone says anything non-positive he jumps into overdrive and goes after them. He used to do that, too, but previously he could "patch" things up with that person right quick and they could pretend it never happened until the next blowup by Ralph. Now, people are just tired of him acting like a fucktard and he's not getting the leeway he once had. You'd think that this would make him re-examine himself, but again, depressive disorder and alcohol, so everyone else is the problem.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

To this all this recent crying all because of delicious corn

Edit; Just thought of something too. Does Ralph think Dax is on his side against Josh? Because if that was true he would've kicked him off of NP2 by now.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan must be primed for the sacrifice since the plot where the corn is is apparently insanely fertile, already getting sprouts from different plants, no wonder @theralph took such offense, the signs are all pointed against him. Better find a way to calm yourself Ralph the corn and bean sprouts are crying for your gunt nutrients

 

[Crystal Golem]

So I've noticed that since the drama shitshow started bibble has been on longer and longer each night. He's talked about having to wake up early for work before. Is his job just bullshit? Is the gunt begging him to stay on for morale support?

 

[Perspicacity]

So I've noticed that since the drama shitshow started bibble has been on longer and longer each night. He's talked about having to wake up early for work before. Is his job just bullshit? Is the gunt begging him to stay on for morale support?

The Gunt plans to sacrifice Gator in his place. Flamenco sawit coming so he fucked off. A sacrifice must be made and someone has to take the blame. Poor Gator is so loyal to his lord and master that when Gunty pulls out his crooked knife, Gator will impale himself upon it in an attempt to absolve him. Bibble is his replacement and next in line to the sacrificial altar.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The Gunt plans to sacrifice Gator in his place. Flamenco sawit coming so he fucked off. A sacrifice must be made and someone has to take the blame. Poor Gator is so loyal to his lord and master that when Gunty pulls out his crooked knife, Gator will impale himself upon it in an attempt to absolve his master.

The Way of the Gator is found in sweeping. Meditation on inevitable sweeping should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by the gunt, warski, the guests and chat, being embarrased for being a fat virgin, being unable to find proper fitting clothes, being rejected by imaginary puerto rican women, being banned from dlive, falling suscriber counts, dying of gunt grease or committing sudoku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as swept. This is the substance of the way of the Gator.

-The Faggakure Chapter 1

 

[MeltyTW]

The Way of the Gator is found in sweeping. Meditation on inevitable sweeping should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by the gunt, warski, the guests and chat, being embarrased for being a fat virgin, being unable to find proper fitting clothes, being rejected by imaginary puerto rican women, being banned from dlive, falling suscriber counts, dying of gunt grease or committing sudoku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as swept. This is the substance of the way of the Gator.

-The Faggakure Chapter 1

Gaytor was actually what i pictured when i first heard of the icchantika no joke

The Gunt plans to sacrifice Gator in his place. Flamenco sawit coming so he fucked off. A sacrifice must be made and someone has to take the blame. Poor Gator is so loyal to his lord and master that when Gunty pulls out his crooked knife, Gator will impale himself upon it in an attempt to absolve him. Bibble is his replacement and next in line to the sacrificial altar.

we all know gaytor is generally a snake but is he actually loyal to ralph ala vee or more like a flamenco figure? i had this idea that if it comes to it ralph might ask gaytor to take the blame for flagging, itd probably work too depending on how they did it since gaytor seems like the type that become mundane matt for free

 

[Crystal Golem]

These nitwits can't even make a riot entertaining so they've fallen back on talking about the PPP situation without actually mentioning PPP and shit talking Josh.

Edit: "nobody online is more fucked up than josh moon. I won't go into it but just look it up for yourself sometime!!!" -Ethan Ralph
They are still super mad about the harvest joke. Jesus

 

[John McAfee]

These nitwits can't even make a riot entertaining so they've fallen back on talking about the PPP situation without actually mentioning PPP and shit talking Josh.

Imagine being a divorced man in his 40's with a z rate internet tv show struggling with substance abuse and staying relevant.

 

[MeltyTW]

These nitwits can't even make a riot entertaining so they've fallen back on talking about the PPP situation without actually mentioning PPP and shit talking Josh.

Edit: "nobody online is more fucked up than josh moon. I won't go into it but just look it up for yourself sometime!!!" -Ethan Ralph
They are still super mad about the harvest joke. Jesus

how do you fuck up on a podcast where your audience just wants you to be somewhat edgy about race, a massive race riot? theyve spent more effort discussing their meals and snacks and letting loomer shill for israel. Also the harvest joke did imply a bit more but Dick has already done what Josh considered doing to ralph to people like milo rand and richard spencer so either ppp was right and dick is a pussy or ralph can apologize to josh for being the worlds biggest bitch, at least ppp had the guts to just call josh a pedo directly and even apologized for doing it flippantly latter

 

[AutismAwareness]

I was skimming through the killstream and i heard ralph complaining about "josh fans" in the chat. He told them to stop watching the show.

 

[Popper Whiting]

He told them to stop watching the show.

Finally Ralph offers people good advice.

 

[MeltyTW]

I was skimming through the killstream and i heard ralph complaining about "josh fans" in the chat. He told them to stop watching the show.

Ralph is sooo pissed over corn and the existence of this thread @Null at this point Ralph and Dick are actively mocking the potential demise of your site and saying they have the right to call you a child molester and mock you as a sexual abuse victim because you said you would use ralph as fertilizer as a joke, pinning their threads would be a good move to spite them since they loathe any attention to them. Also PPP's thread as well if he's doing similarly

Im kidding dax and ethan, just wanted to give you a bit of a heart attack at the idea

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Does anyone else remember when Ralph and Warski spent a stream exchanging underage lewds? I feel like that is something Ethan should remember when he starts running his mouth about child pornographers.

 

[Sneakypete]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1266644611423965184?s=19

What is Gunt referring to here?

 

[High Tea]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1266644611423965184?s=19

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What is Gunt referring to here?

For some reason he seems to think the show was epic and he destroyed CRP and Josh. How drunk is he?

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1266644611423965184?s=19

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What is Gunt referring to here?

He finally saved up enough makers mark labels to send away for a new liver.

 

[Sneakypete]

For some reason he seems to think the show was epic and he destroyed CRP and Josh. How drunk is he?

Didn't listen, but How did he feel he did that? Did he just name call and slur about how "successful' he is raking in all those lemons?

 

[No dignity]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1266644611423965184?s=19

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What is Gunt referring to here?

>Gets drunk
>Pops pills
>Makes $40 over the course of a 3+ hour livestream that's lost a majority of its fanbase
>Bitches about bullyjerks on an Internet gossip forum and their manager over a corn joke
>Copes alongside his cokehead, manservant, and 3/5ths cohosts
>Declares victory

With this kind of logic I can see how he hasn't resorted to killing himself yet.

 

[MeltyTW]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1266644611423965184?s=19

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What is Gunt referring to here?

i dont see how either, all the heat is pretty much off Josh and onto Ethan, Ethan is being outed more and more as the liability, NP2 is down, his show is objectively less popular than Josh's and even PPP could probably make more if he sold out on youtube, hes exposed for being so thin skinned even the most cartoonish simulated violence offends him to the point he spergs and gets the wrong clips, etc etc. by what metric could he be winning? even going by the official gunt narrative minus things we can fact check in naught point three seconds Josh still has the more popular streams and his payment processor is indefinitely down