Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Crystal Golem said:
Whoops sorry NeoGAF I quoted you by accident.

So wait you have to sign up to NP2 AND dick's paetreon to get all his content?

This is levels of grift unseen before now.
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Crystal Golem said:
Whoops sorry NeoGAF I quoted you by accident.

So wait you have to sign up to NP2 AND dick's paetreon to get all his content?

This is levels of grift unseen before now.
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I worry the Reddit game will annoy people in the thread sometimes, but the shit you find out by playing it is usually gold.
How much of a greedy sack of shit do you have to be to make over $20k a month on Patreon AND STILL demand pay piggies pay twice?

Ya wanna know what makes this sadder? The thing he's asking for is a audio track you play over the movie (obviously Dick isn't gonna pay licensing fees for a movie to make fun of it). Not only is he being asked to pay twice, he's being asked to pay twice for content that he has to synch up himself and buy the movie. Wanna hear something sadder? The content he's demaning his pay piggy pay twice for is only $1 on the patreon. You could argue "HURR DURR IT'S JUST A DOLLAR MADDOX! TRY HARDER MADDOX!" but the bonus episode he is talking about already owning is $5. Why should anyone have to pay a single penny more when they switched to your shady Patreon platform to give you MORE money since patreon isn't taking a cut? The whole point of New Paypig 2 was to get rid of the moral objection to giving patreon money at all. Why should your fanbase compromise their principals at all even if it is litterally a single dollar? The user made that really clear this is a moral objection.

Does Dick really believe giving away this single piece of $1 content away for free is going to bankrupt him and cause a significant drop in revenue? If you wanna understand how sad and pathetic the reddit is: The jannies would litterally 🧹 🧹 🧹 screen capping what Dick did and shitting on their internet daddy for being a greedy faggot whore.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Whoops sorry NeoGAF I quoted you by accident.

So wait you have to sign up to NP2 AND dick's paetreon to get all his content?

This is levels of grift unseen before now.
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It's been an existing problem with his NP2 since the beginning, and for some reason he just refuses to fix it.
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Maybe he wants people to stay on Patreon as it's a guaranteed paycheck.
 
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Physics Ninja said:
It's been an existing problem with his NP2 since the beginning, and for some reason he just refuses to fix it.
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Maybe he wants people to stay on Patreon as it's a guaranteed paycheck.
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r/ConsumeDick: "Just pay for the content twice!"

Hazel Motes said:
5,1 here. Don't let your height define your character.
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Can I just say that I don't really care about anyone's height until they lie about it? I only called him a manlet on the not so off chance he's reading this.
 
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Dick Masterson is truly the free speech fighter who is standing up to politcally motivated tech companies by giving you a real alternative so you can stand up for you morals and principals and not give A SINGLE DOLLAR to those evil bully jerks. CREDIT CARD, SSN, FULL LEGAL NAME, & ADDRESS PLEASE!
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Dick Masterson is truly the free speech fighter who is standing up to politcally motivated tech companies by giving you a real alternative so you can stand up for you morals and principals and not give A SINGLE DOLLAR to those evil bully jerks. CREDIT CARD, SSN, FULL LEGAL NAME, & ADDRESS PLEASE!
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Says the guy who thinks 1.82m=5'9. 😂
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Dick Masterson is truly the free speech fighter who is standing up to politcally motivated tech companies by giving you a real alternative so you can stand up for you morals and principals and not give A SINGLE DOLLAR to those evil bully jerks. CREDIT CARD, SSN, FULL LEGAL NAME, & ADDRESS PLEASE!
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Don't forget to sign up to his paetreon too so you can get all the content.
 
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penguinbbq said:
Says the guy who thinks 1.82m=5'9. 😂
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George Cuckzunian said:
this is dumb. He's same height as Maddox. Maddox is 6 ft. The manlett shit is a 4chan joke. PPP shit on Dick for being a manlett was the 4chan reference.
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My original reaction because the idea of lying about your height is dumb to me. What is dumber is wasting my time fact checking something dumb I don't care about. The idea of arguing about height is dumb to me. If Dick was a legit Manlet, it wouldn't matter (notice how I never cared that Ralph is short). Even if he's 5'10 pretending to be 6ft, it's 2 inches. Who cares? Dick is Average height. Him lying about it and caring is funny though.

What I mean is, DAMN IT. YOU FOUND THE SINGLE HOLE IN THE STUFF IN A DIFFERENT SUBJECT MATTER I TALKED ABOUT EARLIER. EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT NEW PAY PIG 2 I FAKE AND GAY. NOOOOOOO, HOW COULD I BE SO ASHAMED AND WRONG! AND ON THE INTERNET OF ALL PLACES! FUCK! NOOOOOOOO! CLEARLY WHAT I POSTED IS INCORRECT AND NOW ALL MY POINTS ARE INVALID! YOU WON!
I think I'm gonna lay low for a while
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penguinbbq said:
Says the guy who thinks 1.82m=5'9. 😂
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i dont know what a meter is but google tells me its round about 5'9, no one cares about the metric system who isnt blighted with it. in civilized countries we use intuitive visually recognizable measurements unless we need granular accuracy. Dodging an object by going 2 feet to your right is a lot easier than dodging an object by going 2 meters and 3 centimeters

penguinbbq said:
Ahhh, the classic "U MAD BRO?". Maybe that worked 15 years ago. I don't know about you, but I'm having so much fun in this thread.
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and yet it applies to this day, how is "no u" that youve been doing any better?
 
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penguinbbq said:
True.



No you're a retard for understanding how decimals work. Google gave you the right answer, you just don't know how feet and inches work.

Not looking good for your IQ here.
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Well my IQ, room temperature that it is, doesn't change the fact that dick is not 6' as he claims.
 
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