May 29th was the busiest day in the forum's history

[Love Machine]

Congratulations!

 

[Beavis]

It's a sign that you shouldn't leave us, Jawsh.

Null is scared of success.

 

[Reverend]

I can only pray we have a LOLCow or Deathfat wander into one of the cities rioting. Hell toss in a Furry and make them live stream that shit. The communities will combine faster than Voltron to make nonstop comedic drama happen.

Please everyone, encourage your favorite LOLCow to head to their major cities downtown tonite and livestream. It's the only way for the gatekeeper and keymaster to finally conjoin.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

We gotta start our own internet.

 

[Judge Holden]

The sun shines brightest before the dark....

 

[gh0stzero]

@Null Just curious how the new server is coping with the load got some statistics on that?

I understand if you want to keep server hardware a trade secret of Lolcow LLC though.

 

[Large]

It's a sign that you shouldn't leave us, Jawshveh.

FTFY

 

[Army Burger]

We gotta start our own internet.

KiwiNet when?

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

Fucking damn son. Motherfucking impressive. Let's just hope the lulz will still be able to live on

 

[Neko GF]

Noticed the number of users online go above 1000 several times yesterday.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

KiwiNet when?

Someone tell Elongated Muskrat about the farms and see if he can't get us our own internet.

 

[Tomssu]

Congrats! Don't lose your cart

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

People always want to trash kiwi farms but don't want to admit that it's a guilty pleasure. Where else can you read uncensored world news while creeping into the life of a morbidly obese lesbian? I'm sure some of the newbies joining will also prove to be full of lols themselves.

 

[Near]

Congrats on having a server that could handle it.
Didn't even feel a thing

 

[drain]

we are growing, daddy!

 

[419]

ok based

 

[Mediocre]

How's the new server holding up? If the growth continues how much life do you think it has?

 

[Spawn]

 

[#zzz]

we are growing, daddy!

I expect the KF smear pieces to come soon.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

This is the last place online you can find anything resembling the unvarnished truth and honest opinions. If this place goes, I’m done with the internet.