🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sneakypete said:
Didn't listen, but How did he feel he did that? Did he just name call and slur about how "successful' he is raking in all those lemons?
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I didn't listen either, but I've seen and heard clips. Seemed like mainly Dax being all cringey at the LA protest, Ralph seeming to think he harvested Josh and PPP. Add in tweet from a fan about replacing CRP with Jim in the Knoxville pic plus Andy being Andy. Not exactly sure how that's epic. It's not like Dax was at the MPLS riots and if destroying Josh because of NP2 being down is a win, doesn't that affect him as well? Why would you celebrate that? It's not like if KF goes down, no one has ever written about Ralph. Jared Holt probably has just as much on him.
 
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Ralph's average is around 10k/show, it's only the past 2 shows which have really high donation numbers. NP2 is in crisis so the paypiggies have rallied around the flag I suppose.

1 lino = 0,012 USD and dlive takes a 30% cut, so 148k lino is around $1200.
 
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Ralph's average is around 10k/show, it's only the past 2 shows which have really high donation numbers. NP2 is in crisis so the paypiggies have rallied around the flag I suppose.

1 lino = 0,012 USD and dlive takes a 30% cut, so 148k lino is around $1200.
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that would mean ralph makes 36 dollars most of the time though, how is he even alive? left overs? was his NP2 a decent amount? its not its less than 250 dollars, where does he get sustenance? Also this tier man

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Crystal Golem said:
These nitwits can't even make a riot entertaining so they've fallen back on talking about the PPP situation without actually mentioning PPP and shit talking Josh.

Edit: "nobody online is more fucked up than josh moon. I won't go into it but just look it up for yourself sometime!!!" -Ethan Ralph
They are still super mad about the harvest joke. Jesus
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Says the man as fat as Boogie that ate a burger out of a trashcan and thought recording your friend Rand crying about what was probably the worst thing to ever happen to him for leverage was normal. I don’t even like the other Killstream drunk but I can’t help but bring that up again. What is it with Ethan and miscarriages? He did it with Sargon too.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Says the man as fat as Boogie that ate a burger out of a trashcan and thought recording your friend Rand crying about what was probably the worst thing to ever happen to him for leverage was normal. I don’t even like the other Killstream drunk but I can’t help but bring that up again. What is it with Ethan and miscarriages? He did it with Sargon too.
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He's a spiteful little dwarf with no impulse control so he immediately goes for the nuclear option. Why rand still tongues the gunt is a mystery.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Says the man as fat as Boogie that ate a burger out of a trashcan and thought recording your friend Rand crying about what was probably the worst thing to ever happen to him for leverage was normal. I don’t even like the other Killstream drunk but I can’t help but bring that up again. What is it with Ethan and miscarriages? He did it with Sargon too.
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The gunt also made a crack at CRP's kid dying while his kid was going in for surgery. ER must just like joking about dead kids.
 
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At this point it doesn't even seem like an if but just a matter of time that Ralph winds up totally isolated online like he is offline.
When you read this Ralph, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive Dick when he has to put you down. He will tell you it isn't personal and he'll mean it.
The needs of the cob outweigh the needs of the kernel.
 
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MeltyTW said:
that would mean ralph makes 36 dollars most of the time though, how is he even alive? left overs? was his NP2 a decent amount? its not its less than 250 dollars, where does he get sustenance?
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His total lemon count is 2.56mil x 0.012 - dlives cut puts his all time earnings on the platform at $21,504 before taxes (I dont know how long hes been on the platform, but im assuming its over a year so the number is even moreso underwhelming), you throw in all the other avenues he has public (Patreon/NP2 each at $3k a year pre-tax) and its still well under 30,000 a year.

Dis nigga broke.
 
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