Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MeltyTW]

Well my IQ, room temperature that it is, doesn't change the fact that dick is not 6' as he claims.

has dick reacted at all to the height thing? if not this is just clogging the thread up if its not possible that hes comically short and hes not sperging

 

[penguinbbq]

i thought you were trying to prove dick isnt a lolcow, posters being morons makes dick look worse for caring. good job shitting up the thread along with this height autism though

I don't care that much to "prove dick isn't a lolcow'". I just don't think Dick is lolcow and nobody has told me why he is one.

 

[Weird Ages]

nobody has told me why he is one.

I mean, you could just read all the thread from the leaked messages onwards and make up your mind on your own. We aren't here to spread anti-Dax proaganda and convince people he's a lolcow. If you don't think he is it's fine, you aren't the only one in here with that opinion. The only thing you should do is stop derailing the thread with your spergery.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't care that much to "prove dick isn't a lolcow'". I just don't think Dick is lolcow and nobody has told me why he is one.

everyone has you just find peoples subjective answers on a subjective topic insufficient for you personally. Some people dont see why mentally ill people on various scales from Chris to Terry are mocked or picked on and some find figures like Ethan and DSP to be obnoxious assholes or people alogged but not cows. Theres no objective universal constant for a lolcow. You however have also just denied reality and spun it to fit yourself, Dick has a shady Chinese bank for a flawed lazily maintained supposed free speech site but only for dick's approved friends, while complaining that null doesnt moderate this place to remove posters shitting on dick and going as far to harass someones girlfriend to dox someone who may be shitting on him under a handle while complaining about being harassed after spending years mocking maddox for that and also pestering him for content at every turn. if there is an objective measure of a lolcow dick has met them

plus you do care your entire post history here has been saying dick isnt a lolcow, ignoring context that is unflattering to dick while saying "wheres the funny or the wrong doings?" ie "the messages were just about simpery and he got laid bro", and just taking pot shots at people mocking dick to derail the conversation from him. its obvious because anyone just in good faith wanting to improve the thread and or site would just say that its autistic to try and guess his height when he hasnt iirc made it a big deal and the posters have already said no shame in being short themselves

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I don't care that much to "prove dick isn't a lolcow'". I just don't think Dick is lolcow and nobody has told me why he is one.

Here

I worry the Reddit game will annoy people in the thread sometimes, but the shit you find out by playing it is usually gold.
How much of a greedy sack of shit do you have to be to make over $20k a month on Patreon AND STILL demand pay piggies pay twice?

Ya wanna know what makes this sadder? The thing he's asking for is a audio track you play over the movie (obviously Dick isn't gonna pay licensing fees for a movie to make fun of it). Not only is he being asked to pay twice, he's being asked to pay twice for content that he has to synch up himself and buy the movie. Wanna hear something sadder? The content he's demaning his pay piggy pay twice for is only $1 on the patreon. You could argue "HURR DURR IT'S JUST A DOLLAR MADDOX! TRY HARDER MADDOX!" but the bonus episode he is talking about already owning is $5. Why should anyone have to pay a single penny more when they switched to your shady Patreon platform to give you MORE money since patreon isn't taking a cut? The whole point of New Paypig 2 was to get rid of the moral objection to giving patreon money at all. Why should your fanbase compromise their principals at all even if it is litterally a single dollar? The user made that really clear this is a moral objection.

Does Dick really believe giving away this single piece of $1 content away for free is going to bankrupt him and cause a significant drop in revenue? If you wanna understand how sad and pathetic the reddit is: The jannies would litterally screen capping what Dick did and shitting on their internet daddy for being a greedy faggot whore.

But it's not just Dick. The community is as bad, if not worse. You are a fine example of this.

 

[Sped Xing]

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This really does capture the Dick Show fanbase.

has dick reacted at all to the height thing? if not this is just clogging the thread up if its not possible that hes comically short and hes not sperging

Yeah, if Dick were short, short jokes would make him mad. That's just how be is. The best way to dig up information on Dick is to shit on him for everything and watch to see what triggers him. It's like a game of Battleship with this exceptional individual.

Buried under page after page of "dick is short" is a much more telling "Dick won't put old bonus content on NP2." Is it because he can't count on NP2 not to shit the bed?

Even Jessie has his own cheesepizza site to sell bonus content for money. That's not hard. What's hard is getting money to people banks hate.

 

[Weird Ages]

Dick won't put old bonus content on NP2." Is it because he can't count on NP2 not to shit the bed?

I have another theory

Spoiler

 

[Vetti]

And a third retard seething because they're making fun of his e-daddy. This thread in a nutshell indeed.

The third retard? So what you're saying is that penguinbbq is the third man?

 

[Sped Xing]

Everything with Dick is slow-paced. The last good prank he pulled was stealing Maddox' iTunes feed. What was that, two years ago?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Everything with Dick is slow-paced. The last good prank he pulled was stealing Maddox' iTunes feed. What was that, two years ago?

That might have been the last time Dick did anything funny.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

This really does capture the Dick Show fanbase.



Yeah, if Dick were short, short jokes would make him mad. That's just how be is. The best way to dig up information on Dick is to shit on him for everything and watch to see what triggers him. It's like a game of Battleship with this exceptional individual.

Buried under page after page of "dick is short" is a much more telling "Dick won't put old bonus content on NP2." Is it because he can't count on NP2 not to shit the bed?

Even Jessie has his own cheesepizza site to sell bonus content for money. That's not hard. What's hard is getting money to people banks hate.

It's exactly like what we saw with the JLH leaks. All the funny shit that was there like Marie crying in the cuck-truck while Dick fucked another girl in a cheap tent 30 ft away, opening $9k lines of credit for pussy (while still being too cheap to spend an extra $50 to overnight a cellphone), crying during sex, feeding people drugs to stay in his life, etc.

But suddenly it's Dick getting in front of it poking a straw man trying to laugh at being Super Alpha Chad. Stupid jokes about "muh wings" and shit. It's exactly like the stupid small face jokes or telling Dick to go fuck himself. He doesn't care and it's a meme. Call him out on the actual bull shit he pulls, he becomes Maddox. At least Maddox shuts up about Dax even to this day with people openly shitting on Dick.

 

[Crystal Golem]

It's exactly like what we saw with the JLH leaks. All the funny shit that was there like Marie crying in the cuck-truck while Dick fucked another girl in a cheap tent 30 ft away, opening $9k lines of credit for pussy (while still being too cheap to spend an extra $50 to overnight a cellphone), crying during sex, feeding people drugs to stay in his life, etc.

But suddenly it's Dick getting in front of it poking a straw man trying to laugh at being Super Alpha Chad. Stupid jokes about "muh wings" and shit. It's exactly like the stupid small face jokes or telling Dick to go fuck himself. He doesn't care and it's a meme. Call him out on the actual bull shit he pulls, he becomes Maddox. At least Maddox shuts up about Dax even to this day with people openly shitting on Dick.

To anyone who's been paying attention the dick side has had like 5 jokes they've been recycling ad nauseum. Like how many times now has dick used that "studied the blade" joke that flopped for rekieta 3 weeks ago?

 

[Pissmaster]

dick mickstersin
-teeny tiny face
-teeny tiny legs
-teeny tiny netsec on newproject2

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Oh look, Dick magically changed his mind. Wonder what caused that...
Maybe he just wasn't online because he sleeping or something...

LOL NOPE!
BTW, word of advice reddit normie. I'd suggest using a throw away email not tied to your real info. TRUST ME. A sad day when Kiwi Farms holds Dick more accountable to his pay pigs than his reddit hugbox. Of course the correct solution is fixing you site but then you'd have to actually do work.
Also, the "vimeo link" they keep talking about is non existant. It's not a "bonus episode" it's a downloadable MP3 only accessible via patreon. Dick you stupid lazy waste of space, this is a systemic problem with your shit website and YOU being the only person working every possition (not that I'd trust anyone you would hire given how much your fan base has vocally stated that they hate Riley). It's just $1. Give em all away for free and say "I made a mistake, here is a gesture of good will to all, current and potential NP2 donators. I made I mistake I 'apologize'."

Actually don't do that. Making fun of you backpeddling is funny, but shitting on your unwillingness to do the most simple basic shit for over $20k a month is funnier.

Making fun of a 40 year old man and proving exactly what he asked the whole internet to prove Marie Valenzuela using the screen name HulaGirl86 is "gay ops"? Vordrak did his shit cause he's a Null A-log you knew about from day 1. Maddox attacking Keemstar is about Maddox sucking up to H3H3 because they friends and throwing anything that will stick after they came under fire isn't about you, it's about Youtubers having a bitch boy slap fight. People calling you on your bullshit isn't "gay ops" you perpetual victim, it's pointing out the obvious.

 

[Sped Xing]

To anyone who's been paying attention the dick side has had like 5 jokes they've been recycling ad nauseum. Like how many times now has dick used that "studied the blade" joke that flopped for rekieta 3 weeks ago?

His improv background shows. They're all about having a stock repertoire to attach to new situations. It's the lowest form of comedy.

It reminds me of my theaterfag friends who schlick themselves off to the stock characters of Commedia dell'arte. Yeah, I get it's this storied tradition, but it's not fun anymore because I'm not a 16th Century Neapolitan peasant. Let it go and make something new.

 

[Physics Ninja]

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Oh look, Dick magically changed his mind. Wonder what caused that...
Maybe he just wasn't online because he sleeping or something...
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LOL NOPE!
BTW, word of advice reddit normie. I'd suggest using a throw away email not tied to your real info. TRUST ME. A sad day when Kiwi Farms holds Dick more accountable to his pay pigs than his reddit hugbox. Of course the correct solution is fixing you site but then you'd have to actually do work.
Also, the "vimeo link" they keep talking about is non existant. It's not a "bonus episode" it's a downloadable MP3 only accessible via patreon. Dick you stupid lazy waste of space, this is a systemic problem with your shit website and YOU being the only person working every possition (not that I'd trust anyone you would hire given how much your fan base has vocally stated that they hate Riley). It's just $1. Give em all away for free and say "I made a mistake, here is a gesture of good will to all, current and potential NP2 donators. I made I mistake I 'apologize'."

Actually don't do that. Making fun of you backpeddling is funny, but shitting on your unwillingness to do the most simple basic shit for over $20k a month is funnier.
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Making fun of a 40 year old man and proving exactly what he asked the whole internet to prove Marie Valenzuela using the screen name HulaGirl86 is "gay ops"? Vordrak did his shit cause he's a Null A-log you knew about from day 1. Maddox attacking Keemstar is about Maddox sucking up to H3H3 because they friends and throwing anything that will stick after they came under fire isn't about you, it's about Youtubers having a bitch boy slap fight. People calling you on your bullshit isn't "gay ops" you perpetual victim, it's pointing out the obvious.

Lol, dead thread from yesterday he just decided to start replying to again. Rent Free, Dax.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

You know what I don't understand, why the fuck is it when embarrassing shit comes out about E-celebs they can't just say "I am deeply embarassed by this, I need to gather my thoughts as I know this will be brought and used against me as long as I continue to be a public persona. I appologize to anyone I have wronged or feels I have wronged them. I do not wish to make any comments on this matter, even though I do not agree with how it was portrayed." Sometimes apologies are a little too late, many are often meaningless. You shouldn't make one because you expect something in return be it forgiveness or anything else.

Instead what we always see:
- MUH HATERZ!
- I make $1 thousand a week. Look at my money. This validates my worth as a human being.
- I'm a winner winning at all times an I never take the L ever ever ever cause then I'm not a winner
- Look how FAMOUS I am! Validate that attention makes me cool.
- Yo fuck you bitch. I'm gonna dig into your dirty laundry you pedo (*definition of pedo pending)
- I'm a victim, PLZ DONATE!
- The Shaggy Defense ( I guess maybe call it the Ralph "it's not truuuuuuueeee" defense instead)
- Weird half assed forced appology when it becomes clear the only direction is down

Every E-celeb. Every time.

Edit:
Looks like the he's pissed still and this weird wishy washy crap isn't cutting it after flippently being told pay me twice. Can't wait for Dick to inevidably call him a Gay oper.

 

[Sped Xing]

The one thousand a week cracks me up for being so underwhelming. Neato mosquito, señor el gunto, welcome to the lower middle class! I'm sure that those superberries will be dependable enough to retire on!

At least 23k a month is actually enough to mean something, though living in LA pretty much negates it.

It's fucking gay to point to your income like that validates you as a person, I agree, even id you're making millions. It's just funnier when you're pointing to money some slapdick forklift driver makes as if it means you're a rockstar.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The one thousand a week cracks me up for being so underwhelming. Neato mosquito, señor el gunto, welcome to the lower middle class! I'm sure that those superberries will be dependable enough to retire on!

At least 23k a month is actually enough to mean something, though living in LA pretty much negates it.

It's fucking gay to point to your income like that validates you as a person, I agree, even id you're making millions. It's just funnier when you're pointing to money some slapdick forklift driver makes as if it means you're a rockstar.

$1k a WEEK! (Health insurance and tax deductions not included)

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Holy crap, I just realized that Dax offered to fix it for the wrong account

This is the thread... and YourOldPalDP is the OP of the thread. Remember everyone, this is the CEO, customer support, CTO, CFO, etc. etc. etc. of New Paypig 2. This is a man you can trust with your private info who deserves your money

 

[Sped Xing]

I love that Obamacare means I have to pay through the nose so that gunty mcgunterson can be "insurable."

Lloyds of London would tell you to scuttle him, and Dick is only ahead by a few inches of belly.

Dick was talking about "I feel my bones rotting from how much I'm drinking." Then stop. Look into the crystal ball that is your e-friend.