Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.1%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 310 58.7%

  • Total voters
    528
I don't really think anything will come of all this tbh. She probably won't get a flight/bus to Seattle anyway.
 

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I have to say I'm supporting Team Jenna.

Everytime I spoke to her she was polite, we had a nice conversation. I really can't badmouth her. Unlike many I didn't insult her, antagonize her or provoke her because why would I?
If Katherine really has mental issues, it would explain a lot. Right off the bat it could explain her odd working hours, the stress ball, the drama that lead to them getting Jasper, her obsession with games and the way she was on stream. But if her mental issues are true, boy does it paint Phil as an utter asshole.

Imagine manipulating a mentally disabled woman into marrying you, just so she can cook for you, sleep with you and you can feel like a big boy.
Could Phil be the JF of Let's players?

I want to believe.

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With this latest (albeit fairly obvious) information that Kat may have genuine learning difficulties or is on the autistic spectrum - I urge people to rewatch the few videos of Kat and Phil together. The initial reveal stream is a lot more interesting with this context.

If Phil is aware she is on the autistic spectrum I'd hazard a guess he's just fucking awful at knowing how to adapt to that - I won't go as far as to say he's a piece of shit and manipulating her but he certainly doesn't understand how to deal with it.

Initial reveal stream, within two minutes he's already talking about toxic trolls and how people are going to insult them and 'fuck the haters'. She looks a mixture of confused and terrified and his interactions with her are so odd. That's a standard Phil rant but there is little attempt to mitigate that negativity or protect his now wife from abuse.

I don't think it's deliberate because Phil ALWAYS complains about trolls but for the amount of complaining he's since done about how horrible people have been to his wife and how she had to run away to avoid Tevin, he did absolutely fuck all to protect a vulnerable person.
 
Do you guys think he will ever address the sister situation on stream? Am I being too:optimistic:?

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The more I think about it the more I maintain that DSP was ultimately responsible for the infamous Halloween freak-out by Kat and he took advantage of her assburgers. For those of you who don’t remember he brought up things from Kat’s past, questions taken from chat, completely unaware of how psychologically damaged she is as a result from her abusive mother. However this raises some other questions, if he did read KF and was aware of those comments, then he is a real piece of shit and he outright manipulated her and blamed it on Tevin’s restream. That whole situation has always struck me as odd.

The whole “I have to take care of stuff behind the scenes with my family” thing from the past week right around the time Jenna showed up is suspect as fuck. I wonder if Phil is manipulating Kat, while limiting her social media saying the detractors are conspiring with her sister.
 
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Do you guys think he will ever address the sister situation on stream? Am I being too:optimistic:?

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The more I think about it the more I maintain that DSP was ultimately responsible for the infamous Halloween freak-out by Kat and he took advantage of her assburgers. For those of you who don’t remember he brought up things from Kat’s past, questions taken from chat, completely unaware of how psychologically damaged she is as a result from her abusive mother. However this raises some other questions, if he did read KF and was aware of those comments, then he is a real piece of shit and he outright manipulated her and blamed it on Tevin’s restream. That whole situation has always struck me as odd.

The whole “I have to take care of stuff behind the scenes with my family” thing from the past week right around the time Jenna showed up is suspect as fuck. I wonder if Phil is manipulating Kat, while limiting her social media saying the detractors are conspiring with her sister.

I think he will eventually. He tries to ignore these things thinking it will simply go away, but eventually he breaks such as the other day with his massive wwe champions rant. It will probably all boil down to him saying that we are trying to ruin his life / marriage and threaten his life, and that we "made" his sister act this way.
 
I'm hoping we'll get a true pigroach style debunk!

1) ignores rumours and memes that leak into his tardsphere for as long as possible.
2) finally gets forced to address the "sick crazy rumors" in a hilariously inept way, making it all worse.

(repeat ad infinitum)

I can see dsp divorcing khet because her sister is a detractor
 
The more I think about it the more I maintain that DSP was ultimately responsible for the infamous Halloween freak-out by Kat and he took advantage of her assburgers.

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The whole “I have to take care of stuff behind the scenes with my family” thing from the past week right around the time Jenna showed up is suspect as fuck. I wonder if Phil is manipulating Kat, while limiting her social media saying the detractors are conspiring with her sister.

Of course he is, isolating his soulmaid from friends or family and blaming it on us dang dirty trolls is SOP for him.

When he moved Panda in with him, none of the places he considered were at all close to her hometown in suburban/exurban Philly (I believe the closest place would have been South Florida which is 2-3 days' driving distance). About a year later, when Panda's half-brother was getting married, he forbade her from going and later claimed it was because the trolls would have SWATted the wedding if he'd gone (which doesn't explain why she couldn't have gone alone or why he couldn't have made up some other excuse for missing streams).

Now let's look at Khet. The fact that he kept his fucking mouth shut about marrying Soulmare in early 2019 & the whole thing happened as planned proves he knows that keeping a lower profile works, and he is just using us as a convenient scapegoat to get out of doing things he doesn't want to/keep his pet woman under tight control. If you take believe the "she's a fucking sped" theory, this is like using a little kid's imaginary friend as leverage over him/her.

I can see dsp divorcing khet because her sister is a detractor

She is part of his Serious Adult Big Boy LARP and he knows deep down he can't function without a mommy-wife soulmaid woman in his life. He also knows that divorce filings are public and we will never let him live down all the "Soulmates" comments even if he does have a Soulmaid 3.0 lined up. Short of her getting pregnant at the Jim or badly eating into his wrasslin' money he's not divorcing this one.
 
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DSP said he wants to build a family with Kat (said so during his latest WWE Champions rant)
His idea of building a family is to not have kids with your wife, adopt a cat and block her half-sister on twitter. Uh-Mazing.

Building a family also requires a support network, usually consisting of ones parents and extended family... bridges he poured gasoline on by moving away from the acenstral goutlands, and set ablaze each time he sequesters his women from thier families.

Like, good luck with babysitters, since he has no friends and married a gold digger who has no social skills.
 
Do you guys think he will ever address the sister situation on stream? Am I being too:optimistic:?
No, other than maybe using it as part of a "detractors are stalkers trying to destroy my perfect personal life with my beautiful blushing bride!"

How exactly is Jenna supposed to do anything? Stroll up to Phil's gated community house and say she's there for her sister? Sure. We don't know if Katherine and Jenna are even on speaking terms, they're both kookoobananas thots in a family that's all batshit insane.

This tale will likely end with ""detractors"" khantributing to Jenna for her to travel to Phil's house, and she'll use it for drugs or some ghetto shit. The easiest suckers she's had to deal with.
 
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