Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

I'm starting to feel kinda like a news correspondant. Maybe Groyper2020 can make a barbie doll of me.
Going to the Reddit so you don't have to:

Spoiler: The TDS Reddit Game/News Update

The reddit is getting trolled. Normally TDS does well with this stuff but many of the old fans who were funny have tuned out and we're left with half shared Killstream audience, and half autistic who don't like Ralph.
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Jesses fans are having fun sharing new project 3 and celebrating that Jesse legit scored a win. Funniest part is rather than doing the gay "I'm a genius mastermind puppet master. ALL GLORY TO ME!" crap that they usually do, they have been playing it cool, blaming all sorts of stuff, playing with the "muh Maddox did this to me" crap
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Do you wanna see what a current TDS fan (and yes, I checked rexstardust99 history) thinks is a cool winning hit back?
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That is some #DickLies tier autism. And right below that
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Well let's continue shall we. Here we can see a fan uploading a dead horse they have beaten for 2 years
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Weird thing is going through the guys history he seems to be one of the few funny fans left. He looks like he may be starting to crack.
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Jesse and his goons got NewProject 3 on the front page of the Reddit twice.
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comments are pure cope. No one, not even Jesse's fans, are used to Jesse doing something funny & don't know how to deal with it.

Everything else is from yesterday or Riot National Guard updates. We've heard "gay ops" thrown around nonstop. Everyone says that this is too coincidental to happen all at once. My theory is it's blood in the water. Once it became funny to fuck with Dick, everyone came out of the wood work and started fucking with him. The Ralph trolls getting involved is interesting, makes me think Josh was right about the harvest and Dick fucked up by trying to sacrafice Josh instead.... Not that it would make much difference cause if the 230 stuff goes down Josh is gonna be gone anyways. Since Dick has never really taken an L on this stuff, he has no clue how to handle it and he didn't realized he pushed away the parts of his fanbase that actually made fighting his battles funny.
Before anyone feels bad, here is a reminder of something TDS fans did back when they were funny

https://old.reddit.com/r/MadcastMedia/

The mods took over Maddox's official Reddit and made it all about cuckholding and Maddox fail memes. They did this shortly around the Time Dick took over the apple itunes feed.

Is it bad that I want to see him run around and threaten people with his shotgun like a deranged boomer screaming at teenagers to get off his lawn?

Also, what're the odds of people visiting the barbie dream estate becoming a long term thing as it's become with Drachenlord?

 

[Popper Whiting]

Doesn't every fag once associated with the Alt Right pretend they are now some other movement? "I'm a Nationalist Populist."

Hey whatever gets your dick sucked I guess. But given Alt-right figure heads and their.........ambiguity, there is a definite smell of astroglide and (an almost too willing) submission to authority.

You see this is where @Kraut was a fucking idiot, and Kraut dude you can get pissed off at me saying this but it doesn't make it any less true. All you have to do to defeat your online political opponents is wait, either they out themselves as hypocrites, get caught sniffing bicycle seats or you find them hiding in the closet with very flamboyant skeletons. Putting any effort into it besides waiting and laughing is stupid. If you want to prove a man a fool, let him speak.

Same goes for Maddox, if he really wanted to fuck Dick over he just should have thanked him for his time on the podcast, do his little cowboy twitch shit and let time take care of itself. Instead in his petty spite he became Dick's most valuable asset.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Also, what're the odds of people visiting the barbie dream estate becoming a long term thing as it's become with Drachenlord?

What Dick needs to do is to build a moat around the bunker-like part of his house above street level and have a drawbridge he can lower to drive his truck over. This would protect him both from BLM rioters and Dispatch. In fact, he could put some koi in that moat and turn it into a feature to increase his property values. It would also impress visiting Chinese bankers. Maybe piranha instead of the koi, idk.

 

[soy_king]

What Dick needs to do is to build a moat around the bunker-like part of his house above street level and have a drawbridge he can lower to drive his truck over. This would protect him both from BLM rioters and Dispatch. In fact, he could put some koi in that moat and turn it into a feature to increase his property values. It would also impress visiting Chinese bankers. Maybe piranha instead of the koi, idk.

I have a feeling that California's (and especially LA's) zoning laws, combined with their mass 'tism about wasting water would probably make that impossible. Plus that actually requires spending money, and we know our boy would rather spend his flying out middle aged women and buying drugs that he later tries to throw up.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I have a feeling that California's (and especially LA's) zoning laws, combined with their mass 'tism about wasting water would probably make that impossible. Plus that actually requires spending money, and we know our boy would rather spend his flying out middle aged women and buying drugs that he later tries to throw up.

All I'm saying is if he built an anti-Dispatch moat I would start to respect him and stop mocking him on the Internet and I can't believe I'm the only one.

Sames goes for Mundane Moat Matt actually.

"I live in a mansion" = not impressive
"I live in a bunker with a moat" = somewhat impressive
"I live in a bunker with concrete crenelations castle with a moat" = unassailable anti mockery shield.

It's all very well to talk about motte and bailey arguments but it wouldn't do shit when someone lives in a literal motte, and one surrounded by a moat.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

That burnout by dispatch was peak autism

 

[penguinbbq]

everyone has you just find peoples subjective answers on a subjective topic insufficient for you personally. Some people dont see why mentally ill people on various scales from Chris to Terry are mocked or picked on and some find figures like Ethan and DSP to be obnoxious assholes or people alogged but not cows. Theres no objective universal constant for a lolcow. You however have also just denied reality and spun it to fit yourself, Dick has a shady Chinese bank for a flawed lazily maintained supposed free speech site but only for dick's approved friends, while complaining that null doesnt moderate this place to remove posters shitting on dick and going as far to harass someones girlfriend to dox someone who may be shitting on him under a handle while complaining about being harassed after spending years mocking maddox for that and also pestering him for content at every turn. if there is an objective measure of a lolcow dick has met them

plus you do care your entire post history here has been saying dick isnt a lolcow, ignoring context that is unflattering to dick while saying "wheres the funny or the wrong doings?" ie "the messages were just about simpery and he got laid bro", and just taking pot shots at people mocking dick to derail the conversation from him. its obvious because anyone just in good faith wanting to improve the thread and or site would just say that its autistic to try and guess his height when he hasnt iirc made it a big deal and the posters have already said no shame in being short themselves

Catching up from the thread yesterday and found this gold. I have to say I've heard street bums yell more coherent things than this. @Crystal Golem and @George Cuckzunian can't do 5th grade math, but you can't do 5th grade English.

Learn how to write like a 5th grader here: https://researchinsiders.blog/2015/06/12/10-tips-for-more-concise-writing/

Then rewrite that wall of text into some concise points and I will respond.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Catching up from the thread yesterday and found this gold. I have to say I've heard street bums yell more coherent things than this. @Crystal Golem and @George Cuckzunian can't do 5th grade math, but you can't do 5th grade English.

Learn how to write like a 5th grader here: https://researchinsiders.blog/2015/06/12/10-tips-for-more-concise-writing/

Then rewrite that wall of text into some concise points and I will respond.

k

 

[penguinbbq]

k

You need it most of all. Please do yourself a favor and learn how to write like a normal person.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You need it most of all. Please do yourself a favor and learn how to write like a normal person.

tl;dr

 

[MeltyTW]

Catching up from the thread yesterday and found this gold. I have to say I've heard street bums yell more coherent things than this. @Crystal Golem and @George Cuckzunian can't do 5th grade math, but you can't do 5th grade English.

Learn how to write like a 5th grader here: https://researchinsiders.blog/2015/06/12/10-tips-for-more-concise-writing/

Then rewrite that wall of text into some concise points and I will respond.

no

 

[Popper Whiting]

Catching up from the thread yesterday and found this gold. I have to say I've heard street bums yell more coherent things than this. @Crystal Golem and @George Cuckzunian can't do 5th grade math, but you can't do 5th grade English.

Learn how to write like a 5th grader here: https://researchinsiders.blog/2015/06/12/10-tips-for-more-concise-writing/

Then rewrite that wall of text into some concise points and I will respond.

Can we go back to talking about the difference between whores and sluts? You come across as less autistic virginy and pathetic when crashing the thread into that subject.

 

[penguinbbq]

Can we go back to talking about the difference between whores and sluts? You come across as less autistic virginy and pathetic when crashing the thread into that subject.

Take note @MeltyTW and @George Cuckzunian this is actually a well formed response with a point.

We could talk about whores, but not sure how that "proves" Dick Masterson is a lolcow.

 

[MeltyTW]

Take note @MeltyTW and @George Cuckzunian this is actually a well formed response with a point.

We could talk about whores, but not sure how that "proves" Dick Masterson is a lolcow.

You just said you didn't care about that though

 

[George Cuckzunian]

but not sure how that "proves" Dick Masterson is a lolcow.

 

[penguinbbq]

You just said you didn't care about that though

I don't care that much to "prove dick isn't a lolcow'". I just don't think Dick is lolcow and nobody has told me why he is one.

Now we establish you don't know how to read either LOL. I'd be surprised if you or @George Cuckzunian had a regular job. Definitely not in anything that involves writing/emails.

 

[MeltyTW]

Now we establish you don't know how to read either LOL. I'd be surprised if you or @George Cuckzunian had a regular job. Definitely not in anything that involves writing/emails.

I'm reading between the lines. You said you don't care about Dick being a lolcow yet you always go back to saying he isn't and that we haven't proven it in your opinion.

 

[penguinbbq]

I'm reading between the lines. You said you don't care about Dick being a lolcow yet you always go back to saying he isn't and that we haven't proven it in your opinion.

You should understand how to read lines first before you try anything else .

I'm really starting to feel guilty of making fun of retarded people in this thread, but it's fun.

 

[Perspicacity]

I'm covering the Masterson rioting footage/NP2 news.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

So I decided to go through and see what Dick tweeted most recently...



It's like Maddox is a security blanket for him to hold onto so he can tell himself it's all gonna be okay. I get shitting on the guy, but when you are autisticly making "muh garbages" refferences to people, you look autistic screeching you dumb inside joke thinking people know what the fuck you are talking about. He's surrounded himself in such a hugbox he honestly believes everyone knows about him and Maddox's bitch boy slap fight.