Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MeltyTW]

You should understand how to read lines first before you try anything else .

I'm really starting to feel guilty of making fun of retarded people in this thread, but it's fun.

Let's be honest the only great zinger you had was the creme de la creme meme that now graces my formerly barren avatar. just make more of these and i will happily say that you btfo not just me but all of the kiwi forums and all of imageboards and assorted alogs.

 

[penguinbbq]

^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

 

[MeltyTW]

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^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

that face is me when you stopped making the juicy oc

 

[George Cuckzunian]

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^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

Imagine getting upset because people didn't like your post...

 

[Sbralph]

Heil Vordrak.

 

[Hazel Motes]

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^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

And here I am, still disliking.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Heil Vordrak.

SHUT UP BEN!

 

[penguinbbq]

that face is me when you stopped making the juicy oc

Lol, maybe you're alright. I'll count the wall of text you posted yesterday as maybe not your best moment because now you're responding less autistically.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Take note @MeltyTW and @George Cuckzunian this is actually a well formed response with a point.

We could talk about whores, but not sure how that "proves" Dick Masterson is a lolcow.

We could, but let us stick with the cow thing

As for Dick being a cow:
1. The fact that Dick responded to people making fun of him in the way he did, and he did by screen capping to tweet criticism to a sympathetic audience instead of either a. ignoring us or b. Jumping on in here and out-shit talking us.
2. The fact he missed the opportunity to throw all the drama under the bus when Maddox got outed gay opping with the Yo Mama faggot.
3. The fact he called us Karens but insisted he needed to speak to Josh about the "bullshit" and then using a pill popping alcoholic to screech pedophile at him instead of nutting up and speaking his problems directly instead.
4. The fact he lost his temper with PPP and said cringey shit including red in the face screaming, peaking in highschool claims and very bad Peter Griffin and Fat Albert impressions.
5. The whole little clique he's surrounded himself with as "Internet Best Fwends".
6. The fact he had sob sex with a past prime silicone enhanced cheer leader after he kicked his mentally ill significant other out of the house to sleep in the truck.
7. The fact he surrounds himself with hugboxes like r/thedickshow, the killstream audience and complete and utter faggots like Erik Wong, Vito Fatwopsidago and Riley.
8. The fact he defended weirdo, troon and pedophile digibro because he did a video critical of Maddox.
9. The fact he defended Mumkey Jones when Mumkey spazzed out thirsting over a pedophilic furry dramaqueen.
10. The fact he isn't as good as he was and is admitting increased substance intake which probably explains why he isn't as good as he was and explains his declining ability to cope and online reputation.
11. Because all of the above shit is funny to me.

It was said earlier in the thread that this is happening because there is blood in the water. This is true. I don't hate Dick, but there is a thin skinned vulnerability he has shown in the past month I recognize. If you can't smell the dairy in it you're kidding yourself.

Besides part of the fun is seeing if the man is skillful enough to pull himself out of this shit, in which case, respect. If he isn't, well, fuck him I guess.

 

[soy_king]

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^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

Hi Dick, why didn't you let Dispatch into your home to provide a Cribs-style house tour?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

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^Everyone "reacting" negatively to my posts. The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

Wait a minute...

...you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

is that what I think it is

less faggy than redditors.

Do you think they came here from the...

redditors.

... Nawwww, it's probably all in my head but I think I understand the hate boner for me now.

Spoiler: Don't read this Redditor, it will upset you

You should be happy. Dick always wanted a Reddit News segment. Now he's finally gotten it, and at no cost!

 

[penguinbbq]

We could, but let us stick with the cow thing

As for Dick being a cow:
1. The fact that Dick responded to people making fun of him in the way he did, and he did by screen capping to tweet criticism to a sympathetic audience instead of either a. ignoring us or b. Jumping on in here and out-shit talking us.
2. The fact he missed the opportunity to throw all the drama under the under the bus when Maddox got outed gay opping with the Yo Mama faggot.
3. The fact he called us Karens but insisted he needed to speak to Josh about the "bullshit" and then using a pill popping alcoholic to screech pedophile at him instead of nutting up and speaking his problems directly instead.
4. The fact he lost his temper with PPP and said cringey shit including red in the face screaming, peaking in highschool claims and very bad Peter Griffin and Fat Albert impressions.
5. The whole little clique he's surrounded himself with as "Internet Best Fwends".
6. The fact he had sob sex with a past prime silicone enhanced cheer leader after he kicked his mentally ill significant other out of the house to sleep in the truck.
7. The fact he surrounds himself with hugboxes like r/thedickshow, the killstream audience and complete and utter faggots like Erik Wong, Vito Fatwopsidago and Riley.
8. The fact he defended weirdo, troon and pedophile digibro because he did a video critical of Maddox.
9. The fact he defended Mumkey Jones when Mumkey spazzed out thirsting over a pedophilic furry dramaqueen.
10. The fact he isn't as good as he was and is admitting increased substance intake which probably explains why he isn't as good as he was and explains his declining ability to cope and online reputation.
11. Because all of the above shit is funny to me.

It was said earlier in the thread that this is happening because there is blood in the water. This is true. I don't hate Dick, but there is a thin skinned vulnerability he has shown in the past month I recognize. If you can't smell the dairy in it you're kidding yourself.

Besides part of the fun is seeing if the man is skillful enough to pull himself out of this shit, in which case, respect. If he isn't, well, fuck him I guess.

Yeah I said his spergs on twitter and him blocking people is gay. I also said Jesse PS got gangbanged unfairly in the killstream, which was a bit gay (but funny). That doesn't make him a lolcow though.

The rest of your points are weird, people have different opinions on Mumkey Jones/Digibro, who cares who Dick made friends with?

On the PPP thing though, if you didn't see Dick egging him on with low effort insults then you're autistic. Even Drexel caught Dick trolling PPP and was disappointed he stooped low to make fun of him.

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol, maybe you're alright. I'll count the wall of text you posted yesterday as maybe not your best moment because now you're responding less autistically.

My autism is sated by fresh kino penguin oc

Yeah I said his spergs on twitter and him blocking people is gay. I also said Jesse PS got gangbanged unfairly in the killstream, which was a bit gay (but funny). That doesn't make him a lolcow though.

The rest of your points are weird, people have different opinions on Mumkey Jones/Digibro, who cares who Dick made friends with?

On the PPP thing though, if you didn't see Dick egging him on with low effort insults then you're autistic. Even Drexel caught Dick was trolling PPP and was disappointed he stooped low to make fun of him.

"Im a huge fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked" - digibro on TDS

Have fun pointing out grammatical apathy in the face of dick associating on friendly terms with the owner of that quote faggot

 

[Popper Whiting]

Yeah I said his spergs on twitter and him blocking people is gay. I also said Jesse PS got gangbanged unfairly in the killstream, which was a bit gay (but funny). That doesn't make him a lolcow though.

The rest of your points are weird, people have different opinions on Mumkey Jones/Digibro, who cares who Dick made friends with?

On the PPP thing though, if you didn't see Dick egging him on with low effort insults then you're autistic. Even Drexel caught Dick was trolling PPP and was disappointed he stooped low to make fun of him.

If you didn't see Dick was swinging and missing on PPP and becoming increasingly frustrated by that fact you're way more autistic than I am.

 

[penguinbbq]

"Im a huge fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked" - digibro on TDS

It's one of the best songs coming out of TDS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-nBCh-4InM

 

[MeltyTW]

It's one of the best songs coming out of TDS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-nBCh-4InM

dick befriending a lolicon is pretty hilarious glad you agree, guess that wraps up your inquiry into his lolcowdom

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Yeah I said his spergs on twitter and him blocking people is gay. I also said Jesse PS got gangbanged unfairly in the killstream, which was a bit gay (but funny). That doesn't make him a lolcow though.

The rest of your points are weird, people have different opinions on Mumkey Jones/Digibro, who cares who Dick made friends with?

On the PPP thing though, if you didn't see Dick egging him on with low effort insults then you're autistic. Even Drexel caught Dick trolling PPP and was disappointed he stooped low to make fun of him.

If you troll someone but the fruits of your trolls are less funny than theirs you didn't troll them, you lost and are damage controlling that you were less funny than a hamplanet leaf in that exchange.

 

[penguinbbq]

If you didn't see Dick was swinging and missing on PPP and becoming increasingly frustrated by that fact you're way more autistic than I am.

You brought up his high school line. You do realize he was making low effort insults and jokes to get PPP angry right? Did it work? A little bit, PPP just kept on angrily ranting which was hilarious.

I would love PPP on the Dickshow and Dick has invited him several times, but PPP is too scared to go on and become a lolcow.

 

[MeltyTW]

but PPP is too scared to go on and become a lolcow

he already is a lolcow and that would just make dick more money

 

[Popper Whiting]

PPP is too scared to go on and become a lolcow.

We're talking about a guy who gladly and freely showed his very pink anus on stream. I don't think fear of online ridicule is something that motivates him.