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When will Jack drop dead?

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That ain't a bologna sandwich. I hail from a place notorious for such creations and fried bolgna sandwich does not include pickles or Louisiana hot sauce ever. Ever as in you seek a bologna sandwhich they will never ask if you want hot sauce and pickles. Fried onions, mayo, some variation of cheese and maybe some sauted mushrooms and pepper if it's fancy and gourmet. You do not put pickles and hot sauce on a bologna sandwhich the same way you don't put shrimp and muscles on a tomato-sauce pizza. I'm not sure why I'm commenting on this. When it comes to jack I usually just watch and expect the worst but how can you screw up so badly one of the easiest things to make. Tremendous idiot, terrible chef.
 
That ain't a bologna sandwich. I hail from a place notorious for such creations and fried bolgna sandwich does not include pickles or Louisiana hot sauce ever. Ever as in you seek a bologna sandwhich they will never ask if you want hot sauce and pickles. Fried onions, mayo, some variation of cheese and maybe some sauted mushrooms and pepper if it's fancy and gourmet. You do not put pickles and hot sauce on a bologna sandwhich the same way you don't put shrimp and muscles on a tomato-sauce pizza. I'm not sure why I'm commenting on this. When it comes to jack I usually just watch and expect the worst but how can you screw up so badly one of the easiest things to make. Tremendous idiot, terrible chef.

Man you all take your processed meat tube hot dogs and bologna sandwiches way too seriously. You want to put ketchup and pickles on your processed grade f meat logs? Who gives a shit.
 
Man you all take your processed meat tube hot dogs and bologna sandwiches way too seriously. You want to put ketchup and pickles on your processed grade f meat logs? Who gives a shit.

Yea you're right. I'd probably put something spicy on my own bologna sandwhich or hot dog but if you're introducing people to something they haven't ever had or heard of you should stick to traditional basics if you wanna come off with some culinary understanding.
 
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Archive of the comments as of 16 hours.

16 hours and he still hasn't closed the comment section or blocked the L/D bar. Was this done on purpose?
 
jack talks about how a middle eastern restaurant had to close down because of the pandemic. "it probably wasn't your first choice to go back....i didn't say hey i want peruvian...i love peruvian by the way." jack thinks peru is a middle eastern country

I remember him saying that in another livestream a while back too. Someone asked him what kind of foods he likes and he was saying he loves middle eastern food and named Peruvian food with that. Someone told him Peru is not middle eastern and he got super salty and said he knows that and that wasn’t what he was saying. I gave him the benefit of the doubt but after a second time it’s pretty clear he thinks Peru is middle eastern for some reason.
 
Did Jack show his racism once again? "Unsensless murder is an excuse to go shopping for free".

Unsensless? So is he saying there was sense made of the man's killing?

Fuck you, Jack.
Toss a coin on whether his strokebrain tried to make his mouth say "a senseless murder" or whether he just cannot into English properly.
 
Did Jack show his racism once again? "Unsensless murder is an excuse to go shopping for free".

Unsensless? So is he saying there was sense made of the man's killing?

Fuck you, Jack.
He had a left side of the brain stroke which effects your ability to use language properly so he might have just misspoke. He is often messing up words when trying to read chat messages during the live chat. Plus he makes those incoherent memes. Some of Jack's behavior can potentially be explained from this breakdown of left side of the brain strokes. Like why he still has no coordination with his left hand with kitchen tools after all of this time.

Left Side: Language and Comprehension
The left side of the brain is related to language. A stroke situated on the left can damage the ability to communicate, which can lead to depression, withdrawal, and stress. Dr. Tan explained some of the categories involved in left-side strokes:

  • Aphasia affects the ability to express and understand verbal or written language. A person with aphasia may speak in short or incomplete sentences, make up words (neologism), forget the proper word or substitute one word for another (semantic paraphrasia), or change words and sentences in an inappropriate way. People with aphasia can have trouble comprehending conversations, leading to social misunderstandings.
  • Apraxia is the loss of the ability to carry out purposeful movements, despite having the physical capability of performing the action. There can be diminished ability to use objects for commonly learned activities like dressing and brushing teeth.
  • Dyscalculia refers to a reduced ability to calculate or comprehend mathematics.
  • Amnesia is the loss of short-term memories and the inability to retain new information. They can often recall the past but not events from a day or a week ago.
  • Emotionality is a common aftereffect of stroke. People may develop behavioral changes: They may become cautious and slower to participate or make decisions, or they may become easily frustrated and overreact.
 
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