Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Disheveled Human]

having someone go to a guy's house is really, really fucked up.

I never liked the concept of Internet bullshit mixing with real life.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

All this thread has done is make me realize how intellectually dishonest most of the people are on these forums. The dead orca guy has every right to engage with this thread however he wants.
If you are banning him for not going with the narrative then this thread is clearly an attack vector for some sort of retribution. It makes me think that the rest of the forum is not a reliable source of discussion for every other cow.


And having someone go to a guy's house is really, really fucked up.

How would we ban him?
I agree, let him in and make a retard of himself. When it makes this thread bigger than Maddox's that will be hilarious.
I'm kinda confused, penguinbbq appears to still have an active account that isn't banned
If they were banned they'd have a crossed out name. Here is an example News Babe
And if they nuked their own account it would look like when "not Riley"(ThePotatoMasher) came in here and begged us to be on the show, then realized that they accidentally outed themselves and deleted their account which removed all their posts. This seems like obvious bait to derail.

Same thing happened with the camgirl pics. I honestly cannot tell if they are super fans from the Reddit or sent by Dick himself. They've killed conversation every single time with thought terminating bullshit.

Post moar!

 

[DeadOrca]

I'm kinda confused,@ penguinbbq appears to still have an active account that isn't banned
If they were banned they'd have a crossed out name. Here is an example@ News Babe
And if they nuked their own account it would look like when "not Riley"(ThePotatoMasher) came in here and begged us to be on the show, then realized that they accidentally outed themselves and deleted their account which removed all their posts. This seems like obvious bait to derail

Great conspiracy theory! Oh yeah, but actually banned from the thread: https://ibb.co/HqcHf7r

I'm sure your other conspiracies in this thread are just as good.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

He said he was banned from the thread.

Well, I @penguinbbq got banned from this thread. It actually took longer to get banned from r/politics than a kiwi farms thread! I guess you guys love your echo chamber and can't stand the cognitive dissonance when somebody calls you out on your BS.

I know because you only post in this thread and make up for about 20% of all posts in the last 100 pages since you started so having one of your alts banned feels like being banned from the site, but that means he can't post here in this thread only, and the rest of the site is still accessible and does not mean banned.


I will also point out at this juncture that Dispatch fucking with people IRL usually heralds whatever drama that's attached to hitting its peak and fizzling out because it starts being really fucking gay.

 

[Weird Ages]

If you are banning him for not going with the narrative then this thread is clearly an attack vector for some sort of retribution

Who is "you"? Do you think regular users have the power to ban other users? And yes, he was obviously threadbanned for thinking Dick wasn't a lolcow and not because he was clearly some butthurt redditor coming here to defend his e-daddy and derailing the thread with his spergery.

And having someone go to a guy's house is really, really fucked up.

What do you mean "having someone?". I hope it's just bad phrasing but you make it sound like someone from here asked Dispatch to visit Dicks house. Tell me you're not this retarded.

 

[語呂合わせ]

You are right to a point. I like when the reddit furry comes here and spergs cause while the point is to derail...

But you are right, responding to every reddit tier "muh adhominem"/"muh strawman"/"you made a grammatical error therefore every point you made is invalid" is stupid and used to derail the thread then they can jerk themselves off and say "u mad bro?". It's all just a matter of realizing what is being said inbetween the cries of "my internet Daddy isn't a lolcow, it's totally cool and normal to open your door wearing an ICP mask." and picking which responses are easy burns.
They think they are helping, but they are only making it worse for Dax Herrera.

This person was spot on:

They've killed conversation every single time with thought terminating bullshit.

Just stop responding to obvious bait. I understand the temptation but it serves nothing but to make the thread it happens in unreadable.

All this thread has done is make me realize how intellectually dishonest most of the people are on these forums. The dead orca guy has every right to engage with this thread however he wants.
If you are banning him for not going with the narrative then this thread is clearly an attack vector for some sort of retribution. It makes me think that the rest of the forum is not a reliable source of discussion for every other cow.

The person has done nothing but post obvious bait into the thread and derailed it for several pages, including this one, burying otherwise noteworthy posts and happenings. That is not "engaging with this thread", it is willfully diluting possibly informative discussion with heaps of refuse. People get thread banned for it all the time, in the time I spent lurking I have seen it happen all over the Kiwi Farms.

I agree, let him in and make a retard of himself. When it makes this thread bigger than Maddox's that will be hilarious.
I'm kinda confused, penguinbbq appears to still have an active account that isn't banned
If they were banned they'd have a crossed out name. Here is an example News Babe
And if they nuked their own account it would look like when "not Riley"(ThePotatoMasher) came in here and begged us to be on the show, then realized that they accidentally outed themselves and deleted their account which removed all their posts. This seems like obvious bait to derail.

It is called a thread ban, where a user is banned from a particular thread rather than the entire site.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Great conspiracy theory! Oh yeah, but actually banned from the thread: https://ibb.co/HqcHf7r

I'm sure your other conspiracies in this thread are just as good.

I ain't clickin that.
https://archive.fo/m25dB is archiving it.
I mean if you are really that upset about that shouldn't you ask staff or Josh to fix it for you? Coming here and crying while changing your socks seems pretty lame and kinda gives away what a fag you are desperate to defend m'lady Daxie's honor.

 

[Boss Nigger]

The negative reactions are the same as the redditors who use downvotes when they're angry at you. I thought you guys considered yourselves less faggy than redditors.

Kill yourself

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I never liked the concept of Internet bullshit mixing with real life.

Yeah, there's something very messed up about having autists turn up, door knock you and then be unable to string together a sentence. Or even capture your face on camera.

Still, it's unfortunately par for the course with the IBS crowd.

 

[Love Machine]

>It is the year 2084
>New Project 389 has just launched
>the walls and structure of the barbie dream mansion have been replaced with Auramite and Adamantium, in order to further bloat its real estate value in an ill fated attempt to make people call it a mansion. The crack shack is now an unsalable asset, making it mostly worthless.
> Dax is now a San Chu Blue Lantern in the triads that does it for free, to pay off debt, regularly whoring out 80's Girl to the Red Poles
>Janny Jewsh, having gotten himself exiled from every country in the eastern block, and taking a deal with Father Nurgle to extend his life in order to live long enough to get another payment from Dax to spite his archnemesis. Now currently lives deep within the caves of the great LA fissure. Plumes of Nurgle Rot, replacing the smog it is known for today.
>Zoom and Ralph killed each other in a musky boozy cloud of rage at Knoxville. Corey attempting to rape ralph in the ring, disrespecting the gunt.
>In its death throws, the gunt consumed all the other g-list ecelebs that im too lazy to write epilogues for.
>In an act of martyrdom, PPP sacrificed himself to stop the expansion of the gunt, Esoteric PPP-ism is now the third most popular religion in the world.
>Godwinson, after walking in on leopirate fucking the silent hill dog, has flown into an unstoppable rage, beating grifters to death with a golden briefcase.

And what of us, you make ask? To this day, we stare at the abyss. Parsing its mysteries, to find our link in the deep. We search endlessly, for proof.... that HulaGirl is indeed 80's Girl.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Yeah, there's something very messed up about having autists turn up, door knock you and then be unable to string together a sentence. Or even capture your face on camera.

Still, it's unfortunate, par for the course with the IBS crowd.

Part of me says "this is too far, let someone unplug and get away from the internet"
another part of me says "all he did was call Dick a faggot SIMP, he left immediately, did no property damage, and went there knowing full well Dick is a gun nut and could have shot him. What we got was Dick wearing some weird slipknot looking mask trying to pretend not to be himself while still talking like himself. That is pretty funny"

I'm not so worried about one retard doing something like that and posting it. If it happened to Maddox, Dick would be laughing about it non stop while "glory days" played in the background. I'm more worried people even more retarded than Dispatch will try and one up it and cross the line from funny to criminal/stupid.

It's the difference betweent putting fliers for a lost dog around a neigborhood with a persons face saying they are your bitch who ran away, and putting wanted posters around a neighborhood saying that the person is a child rapist. When you genuinely seek harm, you become an A-log. Why do you think Maddox fucking with Dick wasn't funny, but Dick fucking with Maddox was? Maddox wanted to ruin peoples lives, Dick wanted to laugh at a retard. I'm not gonna condone going to a persons house to fuck with them IRL, but I know the difference between funny and angry.

Calling a "manly man" who challenges everyone to boxing matches that always fail when the people he backs pussy out a faggot SIMP to his face after he picked a fight with the whole internet and him hiding behind a ICP mask and closing the door rather than legally beating the shit out of you or pulling a gun on you to teach you why pulling IRL internet pranks is a bad idea is funny,

 

[Love Machine]

Tbh Dax just should have blown dispatch away the moment he opened the door. Thats what retards that bring internet shit irl deserve. Also notice that dispatch is *still* so desperate to grift on the internet that he had to try to one up the pedophile in order to insert himself into this. Thankfully his showing was so poor, that this will probably be soon forgotten after Dax inevitably brings it up on the TDS. Only to be brought up to mock him for being such an unfunny sped.

 

[MeltyTW]

All this thread has done is make me realize how intellectually dishonest most of the people are on these forums. The dead orca guy has every right to engage with this thread however he wants.
If you are banning him for not going with the narrative then this thread is clearly an attack vector for some sort of retribution. It makes me think that the rest of the forum is not a reliable source of discussion for every other cow.


And having someone go to a guy's house is really, really fucked up.

did you miss the part where he danced around dick befriending pedos and borderline pedos?

Tbh Dax just should have blown dispatch away the moment he opened the door. Thats what retards that bring internet shit irl deserve. Also notice that dispatch is *still* so desperate to grift on the internet that he had to try to one up the pedophile in order to insert himself into this. Thankfully his showing was so poor, that this will probably be soon forgotten after Dax inevitably brings it up on the TDS. Only to be brought up to mock him for being such an unfunny sped.

i dont know its a weird case it was funny but more in a laughing at both of them kind of way, dick for letting his life get this crazy and dispatch for thinking its a good source of content

Here is an example@ News Babe

wait what did news babe do?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Tbh Dax just should have blown dispatch away the moment he opened the door. Thats what retards that bring internet shit irl deserve. Also notice that dispatch is *still* so desperate to grift on the internet that he had to try to one up the pedophile in order to insert himself into this. Thankfully his showing was so poor, that this will probably be soon forgotten after Dax inevitably brings it up on the TDS. Only to be brought up to mock him for being such an unfunny sped.

At the very least answered with a handgun holstered. He has precedent with people actively seeking to harm him and damage property. I dunno what the law is in CA for shooting someone on your property.

 

[dankeybong]

>knock knock
>"youre a simp, hehe!" *runs away*

could have been a lot worse. At least he didn't do the flaming bag of dog poop trick.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

wait what did news babe do?

Huh, guess she posted a Zoo.... ummm Voldemort's (seriously can we just get a word filter) content or something?

 

[MeltyTW]

At the very least answered with a handgun holstered. He has precedent with people actively seeking to harm him and damage property. I dunno what the law is in CA for shooting someone on your property.

imagine dispatch getting shot on stream in hd detail, would Dick be redeemed for that? would even his most ardent alogs defend him? would maddox himself pay dick and demand the kiwi thread be deleted for dax? a redfaced dick yelling at dispatch before shooting him

godwinson tried to make dicks response near donga tier but he responded like anyone would really, oh its you youre a sped from the internet and you thought this was a good idea? are you an attention seeking moron or what? look call me dick mastersimp online but stay out of my personal real life and get back to what excuse you pass off for yours dispatch

Huh, guess she posted a Zoo.... ummm Voldemort's (seriously can we just get a word filter) content or something?

ohhhhhhh ill never understand that rule

 

[Crystal Golem]

The part of the video where dick went "oh you're from the internet" was kinda a head fuck for me. You could tell there was some concern it could be rioters or a crazy fan but it was also a legit funny thing to say. I was laughing at him but feeling with him.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Dick can't beat up someone who just knocked on his door and spazzed out on his porch, much less blow him away.

This is California, that sped would have to be actively attempting to break/enter with Dick screaming for him to not come an inch further before that'd start being remotely justifiable. And even that's tenuous if the sped hasn't made it in yet when he gets shot.

Cali has a decent set of laws when it comes to defending yourself in your home but the key here is "in".

Also if he's going to answer the door in proximity to a gun, it best be out of sight. I know for a fact a minimum of 3 colossal faggots will call the police and report him for "brandishing" or some disingenuous shit if Dick and one of his guns are in the same frame of video when he answers the door even if it is perfectly legal.

 

[Love Machine]

Dick can't beat up someone who just knocked on his door and spazzed out on his porch, much less blow him away.

This is California, that sped would have to be actively attempting to break/enter with Dick screaming for him to not come an inch further before that'd start being remotely justifiable. And even that's tenuous if the sped hasn't made it in yet when he gets shot.

Cali has a decent set of laws when it comes to defending yourself in your home but the key here is "in".

Also if he's going to answer the door in proximity to a gun, it best be out of sight. I know for a fact a minimum of 3 colossal faggots will call the police and report him for "brandishing" or some disingenuous shit if Dick and one of his guns are in the same frame of video when he answers the door even if it is perfectly legal.

No one likes dispatch, not even his own family. There wouldnt be a follow up.