Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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No one likes dispatch, not even his own family. There wouldnt be a follow up.
DAs are lazy and a livestream of the context surrounding the shooting from the shootee's perspective with the current set of facts is probably a slam dunk for some form of manslaughter.

It wouldn't get to trial as I bet he'd plea out, but it would be funny for his defense to be "your honor, the deceased clearly was not a man..."
 
DAs are lazy and a livestream of the context surrounding the shooting from the shootee's perspective with the current set of facts is probably a slam dunk for some form of manslaughter.

It wouldn't get to trial as I bet he'd plea out, but it would be funny for his defense to be "your honor, the deceased clearly was not a man..."
You're taking joke comments a tad too literal friend. I fear there may be an explanation for this. However, I will let it hang in the air for dramatic effect.
 
You're taking joke comments a tad too literal friend. I fear there may be an explanation for this. However, I will let it hang in the air for dramatic effect.
Tbh Dax just should have blown dispatch away the moment he opened the door. Thats what retards that bring internet shit irl deserve.
Fun joke. It almost looks like someone is mad on the internet to me. You do have a point in that this is Dispatch doing it, however. He is PNG around here if I am not mistaken and for good reason, if his "prank" did not make that clear to those unfamiliar with him.
 
Fun joke. It almost looks like someone is mad on the internet to me. You do have a point in that this is Dispatch doing it, however. He is PNG around here if I am not mistaken and for good reason, if his "prank" did not make that clear to those unfamiliar with him.
Dax should have blown him away, then thrown him into the barbie dream mansion's hydrofluoric acid vats. (Dick confused it for lysergic acid diethylamide after a bout of day drinking). But if you insist on being purposely thick my friend. I would point out that my second comment was cheeky enough to have obviously make apparent that its a joke.(strange you ignored it). I understand that a lot of people really take this thread deadly serious, and might actually have the act of killing dispatch on the table. But I advise against a kiwifarm's sanctioned hit. The bitwave cult is small, but true believers, we would should not incur their wrath.
 
Dax should have blown him away, then thrown him into the barbie dream mansion's hydrofluoric acid vats. (Dick confused it for lysergic acid diethylamide after a bout of day drinking). But if you insist on being purposely thick my friend. I would point out that my second comment was cheeky enough to have obviously make apparent that its a joke.(strange you ignored it). I understand that a lot of people really take this thread deadly serious, and might actually have the act of killing dispatch on the table. But I advise against a kiwifarm's sanctioned hit. The bitwave cult is small, but true believers, we would should not incur their wrath.

lol calm down

Lol i didnt watch the part where they did a burnout in front of his house :story:
Did they? Does that count as vandalism or property damage? Stupid of them to do it in the first place, but to do that and film it is rather stupid on top of that.
 
My rules for if IRL internet stuff is funny:

  • Did you cause actual harm to someone, their property, their job (by making up false accusations or being a snitch in general, not by mocking someone and people realizing the person is lame), or slander them with a serious accusation that will cause others to harm them? It's not funny, you are just being an criminal asshole and the comedy will come from you getting "self defensed".
  • Did you say or do something that can be easily shaken off and ignored because you only do it once like calling an IRL internet tough guy a faggot to their face? That's funny.
  • Is it low effort and silly, and everyone can see you making fun of the person? (example Dick wanting to buy billboards near Maddox's home saying Maddox lost): That's funny
  • Are you repeating the same joke someone funny did because you wanna be part of the cool kids club? You're not funny, you're a faggot.
  • Did what you do (assuming it's harmless) take absurd amounts of time and planning to do? Depends on comedic timing but people will question if you are obsessed or autistic when it comes to jokes. Either way, you will be laughed at too whether it's funny or not.
  • Were you mad when you did it? It's not funny, you are butt hurt.
  • Are bystandards effected by your actions (IE blaring annoying music infront of their house at 4am): You're a prick and nobody likes you or thinks you are funny.
 
So what do you think Dax wear's that mask for? Imagine if Marie is the one who makes him cover his face in order to be able to fuck him...
 
lol calm down


Did they? Does that count as vandalism or property damage? Stupid of them to do it in the first place, but to do that and film it is rather stupid on top of that.
I'm pretty sure doing burnouts in front of someone's house could probably get a reckless driving charge, but I don't know Cali road laws. It boggles my shit as to why people record themselves doing illegal shit and act surprised when it comes back to bite them in the ass; usually as their video is presented as evidence in court.
 
I'm pretty sure doing burnouts in front of someone's house could probably get a reckless driving charge, but I don't know Cali road laws. It boggles my shit as to why people record themselves doing illegal shit and act surprised when it comes back to bite them in the ass; usually as their video is presented as evidence in court.
It wasn't bad enough for the police to get involved. I've done burnouts like that on accident before, going uphill. It's not a big deal.
 
You can keep thinking that, but I'm genuinely having fun/laughing at some of these replies. Plus it's related to a show I enjoy, so double the fun.
I'm laughing and having fun, guys!
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Esoteric PPP-ism is now the third most popular religion in the world.
And Godwinson is the Joel Osteen equivalent

putting fliers for a lost dog around a neigborhood with a persons face saying they are your bitch who ran away,
This is funny and someone should do it
 
Still listening to 208, it's a bad sign when Digibro aka Diginaé is the most interesting guest you have on an episode

1:37:04
Dick: "So Mumkey was the man in your relationship with him? Is that what you're saying?"
Digi: "Oh yeah, I think Mumkey's gay and he wants to fuck me. (...) You know that all the girls that Mumkey fucks look like men, they're all like, flat as a board, they're all fuckin-"
Dick: "Awwwww, Liu is hot, I saw the sex tape-"
Digi: "LIU IDENTIFIES AS A MAN!"
Dick: "Oh, she does?"

lord almighty dick, have some standards
 
This is funny and someone should do it
Maddox redemption arc?
No. But I think it'd be funny if he did it.... and for legal reasons do not condone the thing I said was funny.
I'm a fan of irony. If someone bought up trash can/bus stop billboards promoting PPP or quotes from JLH's leaks just like Dick wanted to do with Maddox (but actually do it because Dick is cheap and lazy) that would be hilarious and perfectly legal.... but something like that couldn't happen for a while though given the lockdown and I'm pretty sure this spiral out of control will end faster than the lockdown and by then it won't be funny.
 
Still listening to 208, it's a bad sign when Digibro aka Diginaé is the most interesting guest you have on an episode

1:37:04
Dick: "So Mumkey was the man in your relationship with him? Is that what you're saying?"
Digi: "Oh yeah, I think Mumkey's gay and he wants to fuck me. (...) You know that all the girls that Mumkey fucks look like men, they're all like, flat as a board, they're all fuckin-"
Dick: "Awwwww, Liu is hot, I saw the sex tape-"
Digi: "LIU IDENTIFIES AS A MAN!"
Dick: "Oh, she does?"

lord almighty dick, have some standards

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You're just jealous he get's to live out his Rocky Dennis fantasies every night.
 
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