Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Husbando Collector]

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from. I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

Listen faggot if this is an attempt for us to go after this guy instead of you well boy do I have bad news for you: that ain't happening, bug fucker.

 

[drain]

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic

I don't think you're in any position to define someone by their mental illness like that, dude.

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from. I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

Nobody cares, Cynthia. You do you, my man

 

[Picklechu]

@RomanesEuntDomus I know action is important to films but I don't need to have that particular kind of action in my Wogglebug movies. And how many times do I have to say it. He has two arms not four. And he is more of an intellectual hero.

The Doctor from Doctor Who is also more of an intellectual hero, and he/she/it has been known to blow up aliens and planets and stuff, sometimes with large guns. I think it would make Wogglebug much more relatable if he committed at least one or two murders, or maybe tried heroin or meth.

Sweet Corona Chan.....you can't even tell the difference between someone giving you honest advice and someone taking the piss out of you! And you think you can write a children's story with appeal to today's kids?

You are WAY out of your depth and you make that more and more clear every post. I know you won't listen, but to save yourself from bad heartbreak in the future, give this up now, you cannot make it work. No more then I could design and build a skyscraper.

No, nooooo, don't listen to Un-Clit, Cynthia! Keep trying to make Sexy Cockroach: The (Kids) Movie, and make sure that you tell us about all of your failures and every time you get scammed!

I hope she does take some to heart, this movie needs to be a no-holds-barred action-packed thrillride and I will never stop advocating for that.

A scene where Wogglebug is banging some of the Thai ladyboys in the brothel could also make the film better, especially if it's right before the shootout.

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

Okay...? No one cares.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from.

You ain't learned shit.

I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise. I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about. Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise. I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about. Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

So, you’ll never be back, then?

Bye, bugfucker! Vaya con Dios!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Place your bets folks, I'm thinking one month tops and another morally dubious person hired to look at the script. Actually, I'm going all in and betting that there will be some new animation and potentially a third voice actor once the second decides to cut his losses and run.

 

[TurboNAS]

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise. I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about. Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

Come back and give us updates whenever you like. This is a fascinating project and I look forward to the next progress report.

 

[Blood Debts]

Here you go Cynthia, you can use this as a reference for your next epic movie, completely free of charge!

 

[Baguette Child]

Who wouldn't want that in your movie? It's badass. The kids will totally love it. A hero for all ages.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from. I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

The only thing funnier than an autistic idiot failing at life is an autistic idiot trying to deflect criticism of themselves onto another, unrelated autistic idiot.

And you’d be shocked how much this failed tactic comes up on the Farms.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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Here you go Cynthia, you can use this as a reference for your next epic movie, completely free of charge!

That's pretty badass. But it needs more Dakka. Way more Dakka. And the only thing to provide satisfactory levels of Dakka is an additional set of arms wielding more Dakka.

 

[Coelacanth]

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Here you go Cynthia, you can use this as a reference for your next epic movie, completely free of charge!

If this reference is used then I demand that this version of the Wogglebug be voiced by John St. John. This art screams Duke Nukem to me.

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from. I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

Well, Cindy, others have put it far better than I have about this post, but I believe you might benefit from the advice presented in this video.

Spoiler: super helpful advice

 

[drain]

I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about.

You never had something to brag about to begin with, tbh.

Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

You're not that important man, come on

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

Regarding the third one I just want you to know that picture comes from a version I wrote of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that has been out of print for seven years. I don't associate with that picture or that version of my book anymore. And I also don't work with that illustrator of it anymore. In case you thought I had drawn the pictures in that version myself, I didn't. It was Mike Leuszler who did them. And I will agree his style wasn't right for me, and I didn't really choose him for my books because a publisher I was working with at the time and no longer am had chose him for me. I don't like the extra longer fingers either, and I don't know what Mike had meant by drawing them but for the record I'm sure it had nothing to do with pedophilia.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

This forum thread about me is little more than a documented collection of the mistakes I made in the past that I have since learned from. I am still struggling but one of these days I will succeed.

From his gallery:



You guys are a match made in heaven

 

[Patty Hitler]

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise. I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about. Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

You went away a whole 5 months from January to May and when you returned all you had to 'brag' about was getting a recommend on a script for a film that you already did ages ago and paying a few people on fiverr for compliments on that script.

My bet is whenever you blow your next tugboat on more paid asspats.

 

[Blood Debts]

If this reference is used then I demand that this version of the Wogglebug be voiced by John St. John. This art screams Duke Nukem to me.

Wogglebug: *growls* Damn, those flying monkey bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Here you go Cynthia, you can use this as a reference for your next epic movie, completely free of charge!

This is genuinely a great redesign. I like how it keeps most of the design elements from Cynthia's Wogglebug design but makes it into a character you'd enjoy watching. Even if you take away the gun to make it more kid-friendly, this is a guy with personality.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@MerriedxReldnahc As far as I'm concerned I've found the last one to look over my scripts before submitting them to marketing. And I have no plans to lose Patrick as my voice actor ever. I think I've learned enough from how I lost Richard. And Patrick is the third voice actor. I had Adrian Hellenberg as Wogglebug's voice from December 2017 to June 2018. And he left in a real huff because he caught me looking for another voice actor because I felt the need for one who was more professionally trained and had a voice closer to Richard's. And I'm happy enough with Patrick in these regards to not go looking for another voice actor ever again.

I'll try to come back in a month or two and at least have a new anti-Oz book out. My illustrator for them, Robert M. Henry had been infected with corona virus but yesterday he contacted me saying he is 95% back to normal. And a good thing too because I'm not sure I would be bale to find anyone else as willing to draw ant-Oz art as he is as long as he gets paid on time.

 

[Blood Debts]

That's pretty badass. But it needs more Dakka. Way more Dakka. And the only thing to provide satisfactory levels of Dakka is an additional set of arms wielding more Dakka.

You're right, that is a vast improvement.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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You're right, that is a vast improvement.

Ooh baby, now we're talking!