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its better than monkey cheese humor.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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BlueSpark
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"Not by my daughter or ex wives, though. Fuck them for defying me!"
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Why's he getting guilt tripped by the power outlet? Because it looks like a face?
How does guilt tripping follow from that?
How does guilt tripping follow from that?
BlueSpark
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Power socket pareidolia memes were popular a million internet years ago so Slowtax is arriving to the party too late to be relevant with his own unfunny version, just like he does with everything.
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Tip for Lowtax: Just because your 6-year-old tells you something is funny, it may not actually be Facebook-worthy
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He should show how hip and with it he is by laying down some dank doge memes.
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"Hey, have you guys seen this fella, Bub Rubb? Haha, exhaust goes Woo-WOO at breakfast time!"
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I don't get how his sense of humor cuts off at 2002 but his identity politics are 100% 2020
Can we bully him into modernizing his sense of humor too?
Can we bully him into modernizing his sense of humor too?
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He has no identity politics whatsoever. He will do whatever will keep the remaining bunch of loud people on the forums.
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I will disagree I remember on SASS there was a screen cap of lowtax tweeting about a race riot and reflecting on how watching it made him want to vote trump.
If rich was still pulling in the Mcmansion bucks and ridding high the web 1.0 bubble hed be pure "huh huh taxes bad"
Its only cause he is "poor" and in "bad health" that he is all communism.
Ilmseil
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Lowtax is one of those guys who will loudly profess to be absolutely anything that is socially convenient, whether that be a commie larper like cspam losers or a full blown Nazi. He doesn't really believe in anything except 90$ pies and box wine.
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I think he likes goof troop
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To be fair, if he'd shown it to Bogan instead she'd probably convince him to pin that shit on the frontpage. Maybe pull together a 'top 10 objects that totally look like faces!' with some regurgitated images from reddit that would've been mildly amusing back in 2006.
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You’ve got to have a spine to stand for something and Richard is fresh out.
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Did someone say spine?
Also he sure hates pills gee golly
Also he sure hates pills gee golly
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He sure loves his Lyrica though. His original title for this video was "Lyrica and Liquor stream!"
NavyGuzzler
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Lowtax has a history of flying broke-brained chicks out to "work for" him. Usually they are much younger than Bogan, a fact that has raised eyebrows in the past. At least one of them that I know of was underage, and from what I have heard, there may have been more.
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I love how often he mentions his totally non-existent opiate allergy and how much he hates them. Has me totally convinced he hasn’t been flushing all his money down the drain on an enormous pill addiction.
Looks like the doctor is making him get another surgery to keep the pills flowing.
(Pretty common for doctors writing lots of scripts to insist on a some “big fix” or intervention every few years because just writing scripts year after year with nothing else looks shady as fuck to the medical board and it’s not particularly lucrative either. Need to get some big surgery or procedure to bill in the five figures to put up with 2 years of piddly office visit copays and Rx writing. Funny the most important element of back pain treatment (physical therapy) seems to be missing.
Believe it or not most chronic back pain is psychological in nature. The spine is an engineering marvel. But I promise you anyone of you go to a doctor and tell them you have back pain they will find many terrible slipped and protruding or even turning to dust discs. Last year a friend of mine was having terrible pain in her foot for months. She was sent around to all kinds of doctors. The neurologist/back doctor took a scan of her back, freaked her out pointing to all the herniated and slipped discs, told her definitely needed surgery. She sent me the scans in a panic, look at my discs! I talked her down, had her go to another specialist, they found the source of the problem was a inflammatory problem due to a old viral infection. Her foot doing much better and even with all the ”terrible discs“ the doctor found in her back she’s never had any back pain, kayaks and hikes several times a week and her spine hasn’t turned into dust!
The only reason on earth Lowtax couldn’t comfortably live on the free money he gets every month plus SA income is very, very simple....addiction eventually makes you broke no matter how much money you have. Ask amy of the addicted rock and movie stars. Ex-wives, kids, homes are all expensive but pale in comparison to a raging addiction and the bad decisions that come with it.
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NavyGuzzler
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Exactly. Overthinking Lowtax's drives and/or actions is a mistake. He is driven almost entirely by short-term gratification.
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Remember when there were separated threads for post your favourite tits, post your favourite naked women and post your favourite naked men in PYF and the mods decided to merge them into one thread because sexism or some shit? How many people do you think that drove to /r/tits on Reddit never to return?