Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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  • Yes I am!

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What about queer, latinx, nonbinary femme, fat positive cops? Still bastards?

These posts are like a middle schooler discovering the internet for the first time: Puts finger in ears, "la la la la, I can't hear you! No debate on this". "Nuh uh, you are". "Your mom".

Jude: Calling me out on this is a threat!
LOL, Jude. So what if it is? What are you going to do about it? Call the police?
 
The most money Jude made in a stream was for people that don’t give a crap about her. What does she expect to get from bailing out criminals?
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I love her ‘happy anniversary to when I dyed my hair 8 years ago.’

how daft can you be.... do you really think that anyone gives a flying fuck about when you first dyed your hair, especially it being 8 years ago. COVID. SpaceX. Riots.

‘but guys, I dyed my hair... 8 years ago omg! Aren’t you so happy for me?’
 
Had Jude donated any of the GoFundMe money - or anything from their own pockets - to any of the bail funds or to black-owned businesses? Surely by now they would've said something about it because they're such a good person and must tell everyone how good they are and how much they're helping.
 
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Had Jude donated any of the GoFundMe money - or anything from their own pockets - to any of the bail funds or to black-owned businesses? Surely by now they would've said something about it because they're such a good person and must tell everyone how good they are and how much they're helping.
She donated $20, and she posted it on two different platforms to let everyone know. It was to the Minneapolis Freedom Fund:
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I love her ‘happy anniversary to when I dyed my hair 8 years ago.’

how daft can you be.... do you really think that anyone gives a flying fuck about when you first dyed your hair, especially it being 8 years ago. COVID. SpaceX. Riots.

‘but guys, I dyed my hair... 8 years ago omg! Aren’t you so happy for me?’
I hope there will be cake, at least. My first thought was "who celebrates the anniversary of their dye job?" Jude, that's who. Fucking Jude with her classic policeman uniform blue hair that has always looked like crap with her complexion. Thin blue line, Jude. Think about that.
 
I love her ‘happy anniversary to when I dyed my hair 8 years ago.’

how daft can you be.... do you really think that anyone gives a flying fuck about when you first dyed your hair, especially it being 8 years ago. COVID. SpaceX. Riots.

‘but guys, I dyed my hair... 8 years ago omg! Aren’t you so happy for me?’

But you don't understand! It is a symbol of her choosing herself! 🙄
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But you don't understand! It is a symbol of her choosing herself! 🙄
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If she actually did choose herself, she’d lose weight, get a job, and stop being an eternal victim. She’s her own worst enemy. She’s creating her own misery and she’s completely blind to it.
 
Wow, Jude has 46 people viewing her right now. Will she convert any of those 30+ viewers who don't usually watch her into the remaining 3 subs she needs to meet her subgoal of 125?
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I expect Joyce to gift those subs to meet her sub goal. Her numbers are fake and I bet at least 30-40 of those subs are gifted, if not more.
 
But you don't understand! It is a symbol of her choosing herself! 🙄
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"Dyeing," not "dying."

Imagine taking such pride in such small accomplishments. Imagine normal people doing this:

"Fourscore and seven months ago, I discovered ciabatta bread is delicious and this changed my life, y'all."

"Two years ago I Marie Kondoed my sock and underwear drawers and it's so much easier to get dressed in the morning and I used the time I saved for self-actualization and made my life space less toxic. #SelfCare #MentalHealth"

"Happy 8 years to me finding this rug. It really brings the room together, man."
 
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"Dyeing," not "dying."

Imagine taking such pride in such small accomplishments. Imagine normal people doing this:

"Fourscore and seven months ago, I discovered ciabatta bread is delicious and this changed my life, y'all."

"Two years ago I Marie Kondoed my sock and underwear drawers and it's so much easier to get dressed in the morning and I used the time I saved for self-actualization and made my life space less toxic. #SelfCare #MentalHealth"

"Happy 8 years to me finding this rug. It really brings the room together, man."
I think "dying" is pretty accurate. I sometimes wonder why that fried hair hasn't all broken off yet. Must be the miracle of a good conditioner or maybe it's so matted underneath that it couldn't fall out even if it wanted to.
 
I wonder if Joyce knows we've been paying attention to how she's been gifting such a huge chunk of Jude's subs. Jude has now met exceeded her sub goal by one, but the most recent subs were gifted anonymously. Relevant chat portions pasted into the screencap.
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Or maybe Jude was the one gifting the subs. We know how important it is to her to see numbers go up, even if they're completely meaningless.
 
Jude is one of those people where nothing is ever good enough and there’s no middle ground. She spouts off about a copless future, but does she know what that would look like? Does she think everyone would operate like her “cozy community” and listen when she says to do something?

She and Stephanie Cianfriglia are birds of a feather. Preaching anarchy when they can’t even handle negative comments from strangers on the internet.

The protests are about holding cops accountable, not getting rid of cops altogether. She’s spreading misinformation about the cause and if she had an actual following this could blow back on the people trying to make a difference if it seemed like this was the goal to outsiders.

tldr, shut the fuck up Judy and eat another pancake.
 
Jude is one of those people where nothing is ever good enough and there’s no middle ground. She spouts off about a copless future, but does she know what that would look like? Does she think everyone would operate like her “cozy community” and listen when she says to do something?

She and Stephanie Cianfriglia are birds of a feather. Preaching anarchy when they can’t even handle negative comments from strangers on the internet.

The protests are about holding cops accountable, not getting rid of cops altogether. She’s spreading misinformation about the cause and if she had an actual following this could blow back on the people trying to make a difference if it seemed like this was the goal to outsiders.

tldr, shut the fuck up Judy and eat another pancake.
I would understand if she was tied to her Latin community, so she knew if there won’t be cops there are people who’ll help her.
Her parents won’t safe her if someone comes in their house - in fact, her parents are the ones who needs to be protected. And don’t even start with “I won’t kill a person if they’ll loot my house”. It’s not about looting. Aggressive invader is a much bigger threat, that at best can result in robbery.
 
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