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Well that's what we call both barrels of autism putting in that work. Semper Autelis 
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Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Looks like a fair cop to me, or a series of unlikely coincidences. Is there any particular reason we should care? Dick seems mad about it but he would be.
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I'm more pissed off that faggot got tracked so easily. It should be fucking impossible to find you online. how does someone not know how to cover their tracks.
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I haven't been paying that much attention to this thread. Since the levels of shitposting can be a bit excessive. I thought it was fair enough with an explanation with who ben is, and why he is mad at dax. Ben comes across as a bit desperate and gay, but why some people get so upset over the information I can't understand. If was as obvious as you claimed?
World Star
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You've put forth a very compelling case that Georgie boy is Ben but you failed to identify why anyone other than Dax should care.
Toast Sandwich
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Every single poster here except for him is a good boy with pure intentions, no biases and no grudges.
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Allow me to suggest a reason anyone should care. The man who makes up fully 20% of this thread's postings since around page 100 is leading the charge because of a personal axe to grind which boils down to being assblasted about...news babes.
Tits for hire and which of them are recruited to read the news made someone so mad they've been on this crusade for months.
Pathetic is funny in all its forms.
Tits for hire and which of them are recruited to read the news made someone so mad they've been on this crusade for months.
Pathetic is funny in all its forms.
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The people who for whatever reason seem desperate to turn Dick into a lolcow are at times pretty cringy but that's not really against the rules. Excessive A-Logging is but it's not like the guy has been sneaky about being super mad about Dick or something.
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Are we really going to rehash this shit again? Intent doesn't matter unless it's either a crime or harms another person. Having an ax to grind and getting Dax and Daxxy's Midnight Spergers to chimp out about it is irrelevant at best and an attempt to deflect from the cows' reeeeeetardation at worst.
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Mods are huge faggots who are trying to spread @Spedestrian 's lies. I post undeniable proof that I AM Ben, and THIS is what happens:
The coverup and the conspiracy is REAL!
The coverup and the conspiracy is REAL!
Kenobi
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I know of one guy that has a really nice mop and broom that would like to know.
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I thought we all realized he was ben the moment he started flipflopping when asked the question instead of giving a straight up answer. Personally I don't really care. Getting discovered like that and refusing to admit it is pretty gay but I really only cared about Dax's reaction. Nether the texts nor having a GF who's an ex camwhore seems particularly lolcowish to me, even thought most posters here probably disagree.
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Punished Ben will be vindicated during the Harvest. The Great Cleansing, if you will.
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@George Cuckzunian Congratulations on having a hot girlfriend and being the focus of drama spanning over 75 pages.
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I got curious about these allegations and decided to dig into them since I didn't see much public information about them either way.
To start here's Dick accusing Ben of being @George Cuckzunian, mentioning that Ben has been posting identical shit on Discord, and clarifying that BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong is the Discord account he suspects:
LA Based Comedian on Twitter
“But I don’t leak DMs and I want to know the answer publicly. @VanessaWCheese, can you ask your boyfriend “Ben” if he’s posting insane and fabricated conspiracies about my gf being a cam whore on Kiwi Farms? It seems like him. He’s obsessively posting identical shit on Discord...twitter.com
LA Based Comedian on Twitter
“So you won’t ask him? Is he BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong on Discord? If so, call in this weekend and let’s read the messages he’s been posting there. I’d love to know what you think of them! https://t.co/EOC53cTXUe”
Modern Medusa confirming that she's still dating Ben:
Modern Medusa🐍 on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian Lol yeah I'm dating him still, I've been with him the past week... I don't really follow or care what he does on the internet much when we're not fucking, maybe you could ask him?😆”
Modern Medusa's podcast with Ben where she links to his Twitter account
@JohnJosemos:
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Ben subtweeting Modern Medusa some sappy shit. There's one like on the tweet and it's from her, so we know this is the right Ben:
John Josemos on Twitter
“Dear you, You're perfect. Even when you aren't. In fact I'm glad for the parts that aren't. Then I'd just think you were a robot trying to kill me when I wasn't looking. Love, The World Worse Kept Secret <3”
Tweet from Ben back in October 2019 that contains a larger version of @George Cuckzunian's old avatar:
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I can't find any record of that image being posted or used anywhere else. To my knowledge the only place it's ever appeared is in that @JohnJosemos tweet and as @George Cuckzunian's avatar on Kiwi Farms. Not necessarily definitive, but highly suspicious. But it gets worse.
Here are archives showing @George Cuckzunian using that avatar May 23-24:
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If you look back at Dick's original accusation you'll see that tweet was from May 25. Shortly after that tweet, @George Cuckzunian changed his avatar to a naked man laying face down on a boat. The screenshot in this post confirms that it had been changed by May 26th, though IIRC it happened sooner than that:
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And by May 27 he had switched to his current Uncle Ben's avatar:
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So to recap, @George Cuckzunian's avatar on Kiwi Farms was an image that Ben posted to Twitter in October 2019, and that image appears to be original content that hasn't been posted or used anywhere else. Less than 24 hours after Dick accused Ben of being @George Cuckzunian, he changed his avatar to some random shit, then changed it to his current "Uncle Ben's" avatar a day later.
It'd take a pretty unbelievable string of coincidences for all those things to happen if @George Cuckzunian isn't Ben. He'd have to have:
- Seen Ben's tweet.
- Decided to use Ben's image as his Kiwi Farms avatar.
- Seen Dick's accusation and known that the "Ben" he talking about was @JohnJosemos.
- Remembered that the image he was using as his Kiwi Farms avatar came from @JohnJosemos and decided to change it to some throwaway avatar for a single day before finding a new one.
But if @George Cuckzunian is Ben, it all makes perfect sense:
- Ben used his own image as his Kiwi Farms avatar.
- Ben saw Dick's tweet and knew he'd been exposed.
- Ben realized that the image he'd tweeted could be linked back to his Kiwi Farms account and hastily changed it to something else.
- Ben changed to the "Uncle Ben's" avatar a day later in an attempt to deflect the accusations with memes.
But wait, there's more! Remember the BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong account that Dick said was posting identical shit in his Discord? Here's Ben tweeting a screenshot of some Discord DMs between him and Riley that unintentionally confirm his Discord account is BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong:
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John Josemos on Twitter
“E-Celeb internet friend, please stand up for me. I can't defend myself so I need to retweet in hopes you fight my battles for me. I'm owed at least one homo-erotic op! https://t.co/nMR65aT9TI”
But why? Turns out Baby Ben is assblasted that Dick didn't want to have his girlfriend back on the show because she was too high last time she came on. He blames Riley for not explaining in advance that she shouldn't get too high to read the news before she comes on to read the news. For context I believe the "unavailable" tweets are from Dick (he periodically deletes his old tweets) whereas the tweets from a suspended account were made by Riley:
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Archive that covers all the tweets:
Original tweets:
John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Mint segment was meh cause there was no pay off. Riley is shit. Hate from the TDS crowd is not unusual and to be expected, what's been strange is how much you've gone out of your way to defend Mint and Riley even...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Mint segment was meh cause there was no pay off. Riley is shit. Hate from the TDS crowd is not unusual and to be expected, what's been strange is how much you've gone out of your way to defend Mint and Riley even...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Not saying it's entirely out of character for you but you've really gone out of your way to push how great these two are more than with anyone else. Feels like people can't say anything bad about them. Bits don't...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts I'd disagree on the "making the show better" part personally. Seeing the difference with how booking went before vs how its done now is not positive. I'd honestly say you've gone far beyond "general support"...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Scheduling guests is not helpful when it's done poorly or he's falling asleep in the middle of the show. Vanessa & I already have spoken about the nightmare 2nd appearance. If the fault does not lie with them then...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Scheduling guests is not helpful when it's done poorly or he's falling asleep in the middle of the show. Vanessa & I already have spoken about the nightmare 2nd appearance. If the fault does not lie with them then...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts I don't want you to do anything about Vanessa. It's done and is what it is. My comment is the booking before compared to that was not an improvement. If you feel the fault is with her so be it. If you feel he's...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts If you feel it makes life easier for you that's fine I guess. The trade off is those parts aren't (in my opinion) handled very well. If you disagree, it's your show. I'm just one guy whose been a fan for a long time...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts She was stoned the first time and you had no issue. She was never told not to smoke, and Riley made it clear on the show people using hard drugs is ayyyy okay for the show (granted he didn't clarify if you have a...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts You didn't like her as a guest cause you feel she got too stoned. We feel it was unclear around booking and communication and its a downgrade from before. You disagree because Riley makes your life easier. We're at...John Josemos on Twitter
“@ASERiley @LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Oh. Well my opinion is suddenly completely different after that picture and people have not been shitting on you and your gf at all. Clearly this was trolling and not an honest critique. I have been...John Josemos on Twitter
“@ASERiley @LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts I didn't see behind the scenes how you fucked those up. How have I job lynch mobbed anyone? If saying you aren't good at what you do is a job lynch mob I see why you dont have a real job.”
Some loose tweets & archives:
Modern Medusa🐍 on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @JohnJosemos @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts Thank you for being understanding, I haven't been talking about this much cause I'm really not offended. Ben was heavily involved in the community and loves the show, so I get why he's reacting to it...
Modern Medusa🐍 on Twitter
“@ASERiley @LABasedComedian How is me wanting to be on a popular show a "dish on me"? Lol we ain't got no beef. 😜”
John Josemos on Twitter
“@ASERiley @VanessaWCheese @LABasedComedian I know that feeling, like when a Xanax addicted loser starts shitting on the girl I'm dating to get to me, then tries to pretend it was just a prank bro! when she realizes she reads his tweets. A+ Booker. So professional.”
Ben made those tweets on 01/24/2020 and had been on a three month hiatus from Kiwi Farms at the time:
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He returned three days later on 01/27/2020 to sperg about Riley and Mint in that "prediction" he's so proud of (quote is clipped, the original is much longer):
He followed up with another lengthy post complaining about how Dick runs the show and treats the people he works with:
He then went on another hiatus from the farms until the recent drama inferno gave him an excuse to ragepost about Dick with impunity:
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During his second hiatus Ben occupied himself by tweeting about how much he hates Riley:
John Josemos on Twitter
“@cenkpesos @Hazencruz @LABasedComedian Dick unblocked. Thank you Dame's friend. Funny thing is I was blocked for making fun of the same people (Hazencruz and Riley) trying to stab Dick in the back, not anything I said about Dick. What a way to repay Dick. If you wanna learn more bout...John Josemos on Twitter
“@LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts If you want to be dismissive of people opinions of Riley and Mint feel free to. If you have bonded with them so much you feel a need to stick up for them, go ahead. But it doesn't change what people think.”John Josemos on Twitter
“@ThyBlight @LABasedComedian @landui999 @kaizervonmaanen @SonicPhase @Hazencruz @Magi_arts There is a difference between the sticking up Dick did for Dustin and this. It's like no one can say anything bad about Riley or Mint before Dick goes full white knight. Even this whole convo went from me...John Josemos on Twitter
“@sirnopants @ButtGoy @cenkpesos @Hazencruz I'm not a fan either... But in all honesty @ASERiley would have info and logs of stuff Hazencruz asked him to do and he's still Dick's booker. If Hazencruz really did disavow Riley, he shouldn't have any issue sharing and helping Dame make a funny...John Josemos on Twitter
“@madcucks @ASERiley @CMFCGCameron Why would I keep going? Riley didn't answer my question about her vagina. Sounds like you are just trying to instigate issues mr. Cucks.”John Josemos on Twitter
“@CYouNextTime @awkward_action @CharlieAscende @CMFCGCameron Wait... what happened to Cameron Clarke did this? Also Riley, don't you think its dumb to post identifying you are posting after being banned on a company account on a platform known for ban hammering for ban avoidance? At least...John Josemos on Twitter
“@CharlieAscende @awkward_action @CYouNextTime @CMFCGCameron "hypocritical Narcissism" didn't I admit I was wrong that it wasn't Riley who blamed Cameron for his (temperary) ban? I am not very good at being Narcissistic. If you want to intelligently search for truth you may wanna learn what...John Josemos on Twitter
“@CMFCGCameron @CYouNextTime so he's trying to spin Riley weaseling out of it numerous times by blaming you? I miss when Dick just addressed shit head on rather than trying to play this PR spin game. He did the same shit to Miss Phase, he did the same shit to my issue with Riley being a shit...John Josemos on Twitter
“@CMFCGCameron @CYouNextTime Riley is also trying to pick some IRL fight with some dude on discord he used to be friends with, Buckshot. Buckshot said he was going to Maddox's funeral so I'm curious to see how that goes or if it's a gay op to make Riley look like he isn't a coward.”John Josemos on Twitter
“Hey @cenkpesos I have a audio of @Hazencruz trying to give life advice to known Pedophile David Clegg while Clegg cries about how TDS kept him from being able to find a job. Also can you tell Dick to unblock me since Dick blocked me for shitting on Hazen and Riley?”John Josemos on Twitter
“@CMFCGCameron @ASERiley @VanessaWCheese @LABasedComedian It did honestly come off a bit like that. I'm honestly done for the night and can shit on Riley for fun on my own.”John Josemos on Twitter
“@ButtGoy @sirnopants @cenkpesos @Hazencruz Dude that's the Tip of the shitberg with Hazencruz. The big thing he does is get other people to do his gay ops for him. Since show booker Riley isn't talking to him, may be willing to talk about the gay ops Hazen would ask him to do for him. pt. 1/2”John Josemos on Twitter
“@ButtGoy @sirnopants @cenkpesos @Hazencruz pt2/2 Specific incident I'm referring to is after the MLP stuff leaked Riley pretended to act like an abused spouse and was gonna feed insider info. It was cringe, no one bought it. Now... Riley would have insider info and chats of ops Hazen asked him...John Josemos on Twitter
“@CMFCGCameron @ASERiley @SalvadorDeHuevo If Cameron didn't show up to the fight after begging for it to happen, he'd be the new TonkaSaw and Riley would get to be Mr. Alpha Chad riding high on a big W.”John Josemos on Twitter
“@CMFCGCameron @ASERiley @SalvadorDeHuevo Like wise if Riley accepts and pussies out or does everything he can to make it not happen, or get someone else to fight in his place, Riley will be seen as the new TonkaSaw”John Josemos on Twitter
“@GordyWuzHere @CMFCGCameron What did you do? Make factual statements about Riley?”
I have multiple examples of Ben spreading objectively false claims in this thread. While I can't prove they were intentional, I find it hard to believe they're all honest mistakes given their quantity and content:
This hasn't been proven by any credible source and no evidence was to provided to establish it. It's a rumor that has largely been perpetuated by Jesse Powell-Stroud, a known A-Log who has assisted Maddox in gay ops including calling Asterios' former employer trying to get him fired.
The "evidence" provided to establish the claims of account scrubbing actually doesn't prove that at all:
Those screenshots are from a single query on instantusername.com, a website that checks whether or not a particular username is currently available on various sites. It doesn't provide any historical information that would allow you to determine if an account has been deleted or otherwise changed. It also doesn't provide any account details that would allow you to determine if the accounts belong to the same person or different people. It simply doesn't have any of the information you'd need to show that an account had been "scrubbed," ergo it is not actually evidence of his claims.
Let's take a look at that profile he's talking about:
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It would've taken him 10 seconds to click through to that HulaGirl86 Instagram profile and confirm that it isn't hers. It's so obviously not hers that you can tell just from the thumbnails alone. He probably spent more time writing your post and uploading a screenshot about his baseless speculation than it would've taken him to just check the account.
Speaking of which, if he was trying to dig up dirt on Marie then why didn't he check out that account? Are we supposed to believe that he went out digging for buried treasure, dug up what he thought was a treasure chest, and just didn't open it? Really? Even if he didn't have time to sort through it, I find it hard to believe he wouldn't have taken a peek if he really thought it was hers. It's literally the kind of thing he was looking for, and he clearly thought it was worth posting about. Why wouldn't he want to see what was on there? This becomes even more suspicious when you look at his response to someone saying it isn't her Instagram:
As I've said, it's not inconclusive. It's definitively not hers and that's easy to confirm. The picture he's talking about hasn't been deleted, you can see it right here:
While he admits that he has no evidence for his ridiculous red herring theory, given the rest of his bullshit regarding this account I find it hard to believe that he wasn't saying it just to stir the pot. Again, even a cursory glance at the account would confirm it isn't hers.
Cortney Dickerson on Instagram: “We are missing one 😭 #wemissdaddy #fallbreak #destin”
24 Likes, 0 Comments - Cortney Dickerson (@hulagirl86) on Instagram: “We are missing one 😭 #wemissdaddy #fallbreak #destin”www.instagram.com
He's just making shit up here. Dick responded to that thread and provided a plausible explanation for what he did:
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Ben's accusation appears to be based on an exceptional and unevidenced Reddit conspiracy theory, and he provided no further evidence to support it.
This email address isn't in the restraining order. In fact, the restraining order doesn't list an email address for Marie at all. I've attached a PDF of the full restraining order that proves this. Here's an image of the first page:
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Ben is misrepresenting evidence that he didn't include in his post, presumably because he was doing it deliberately and didn't want anyone to call him on it. Here are the Facebook posts in question:
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Her mom said she had a wonderful time with the "hula girls" on her birthday. She never specified who those "hula girls" were, she didn't mention Marie by name, and she never said "HulaGirl" like Ben claimed. Looking at her other post you'll notice that she mentions an ambiguous group of "Hula Ladies" and mentions two hula songs that they're "working on." Sounds to me like she's addressing some sort of hula dancing group who were working on learning/choreographing hula dances to some specific songs. I don't see how any literate person acting in good faith could possibly interpret these the way Ben did.
Keep in mind these are just the claims that I can objectively demonstrate are false. He's made tons more that are incredibly dubious and/or attempt to imply unevidenced conclusions without stating them outright. I'm not even sure I covered everything that can be disproved.
As it stands I think there's enough circumstantial evidence to establish that @George Cuckzunian is very likely to be Ben, that Ben has a motive to run gay ops against Dick, and that @George Cuckzunian has made enough objectively false claims to suspect him of deliberately spreading misinformation. On the off chance it isn't deliberate, he's still an assblasted A-Log who's so obsessed with taking Dick down that he'll post schizophenic conspiracy theories without evidence to back them up. Obviously it's up to @Null what to do from here, I just wanted to post my findings publicly since there's been a lot of bullshit flying around.
Cuck mate.
I'm sorry your girlfriend gets horny when Dick yells at her Ben.
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There seems to be an entire task force in this thread to prove this guy is a nobody named Ben. Yea it was totally this guy is some 4D chess, that convinced everyone that Dick Masterson was a cow. Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, that he has never posted in before 
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They're just so desperate to prove to us that Dax isn't a cow because years of adoration (and in some cases decent amounts of money) have gone into them believing the lie. They ultimately realize that if people start laughing at him for shit he's actually done, then their rose tinted glasses might shatter too.There seems to be an entire task force in this thread to prove this guy is a nobody named Ben. Yea it was totally this guy is some 4D chess, that convinced everyone that Dick Masterson was a cow. Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, that he has never posted in before
You can't make this shit up
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I have never understood why it mattered at all if this guy was Ben or not. Multiple people in thread have looked up the information that this guy looked up. That and none of the proof in that long and meticulous post is accurate or isolated to just this George Cuckzinian guy. Are we going to ban Becky's ex in-laws from posting in the Amberlynn thread next? Various phonebook of a-logs & angry ex-fans from DSP thread? I mean I could go on and on.
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It's a bit strange that this Ben thing was pretty much dropped a few days ago and now it's being brought back up.