Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

You Just Ever Yandere said:
I am forced to admit his penis is slightly above the below average thanks kiwi farms (:_(
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It's really not, friend. It's extremely deformed. Objectively so. I'm sorry if you think that is anything but horrific. I promise there are better dicks out there that won't cause immediate revulsion upon first glance.
 
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Someguy827 said:
He set the focal length on his lens so deep when taking these he made his dickhead in the last pic look like its two inches long and flattened. Third and fourth pics are...interesting. It starts really narrow and clearly becomes really bulbous and bent. Even as a professional scrote I really can't explain this.
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You know those photos of cute puppy noses that make the nose take up almost the whole frame but his eyes and head look so tiny?

I feel like that’s what Greg did to his dick. He changes the lens and focal point to give himself more to work. Unfortunately it made his dick absolutely disgusting and in at least two pics it looks like it hit 90 degrees.
 
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long time lurker here, but has anyone made the connection that Onision might've possibly be inspired to make an OnlyFans after getting inspired by his "sex-worker" fan that he interviewed right before his onlyfans debut?

i didn't bother reading/listening to the interview, just that I think he really took the jump because of it lol
 
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Why does his tongue look exactly like the head of his dick? :/
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poggies said:
long time lurker here, but has anyone made the connection that Onision might've possibly be inspired to make an OnlyFans after getting inspired by his "sex-worker" fan that he interviewed right before his onlyfans debut?

i didn't bother reading/listening to the interview, just that I think he really took the jump because of it lol
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You are absolutely right. His interview came out on April 25th and he had an OnlyFans by May 1st for sure (possibly a couple days before that if anyone can confirm). I reread the interview and he might have been inspired by her saying she was making “peanuts” at her old job and making a lot more money now. However she was a 18 year old prostitute and he’s a 30 year old dad of 2 posting ass pics.

The thing is I actually think he could make some money if he was smart about this. He needs to advertise himself as one of those “straights gone gay” and stream on a gay cam site. The gays would eat that military shit up. He’s already got the poses down.
 
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JoyQ said:
The thing is I actually think he could make some money if he was smart about this. He needs to advertise himself as one of those “straights gone gay” and stream on a gay cam site. The gays would eat that military shit up. He’s already got the poses down.
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There's gotta be some black dudes though. Or onion getting pegged by Lainey.
 
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JoyQ said:
You are absolutely right. His interview came out on April 25th and he had an OnlyFans by May 1st for sure (possibly a couple days before that if anyone can confirm). I reread the interview and he might have been inspired by her saying she was making “peanuts” at her old job and making a lot more money now. However she was a 18 year old prostitute and he’s a 30 year old dad of 2 posting ass pics.

The thing is I actually think he could make some money if he was smart about this. He needs to advertise himself as one of those “straights gone gay” and stream on a gay cam site. The gays would eat that military shit up. He’s already got the poses down.
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He’s way too old and unattractive for it. Someone with Greg‘s looks is only going to make it in fetish stuff and even then not a lot. The only reason his onlyfans made in any money is because of the has-been YouTube celebrity novelty. He’s shown the goods, his pictures and videos are boring, and I can’t stress this enough he’s extremely unattractive. He's flabby, pale, poorly shaven with ingrown hairs and zits. His penis on the small size and while ppp may be normal his are so numerous and off putting that I’m not sure it isn’t hpv or some other disease. That’s without going into how deformed his dick looks after he uses a pump to make for his lack of natural length and girth. Then you have that misshapen Hank Hill ass that is also covered in zits.
It’s just a train wreck all around. There’s no market for ugly, fat middle age men in porn unless it’s disgusting fetish stuff.
 
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multiverse said:
That is a photo of a cut weenus. Greg's weenus is uncut.

He's clearly using shoop or dildos or sleeves, because that isnt the same dick as before.
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It’s the same dick. It’s even got the same weird foreskin as the other one (I assume this is the result of tugging or Greg’s just got a very unfortunate look dick).
 
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