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Hogar Grupal said:
Not that many people know of Chris' attreaction sign. If it ever comes to their attention, they'll bury Chris, regardless of his 'tism.
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If the Attraction Sign were powerful enough to make tards stop being tards, it also would have been powerful enough to get Chris a girlfriend.
 
Imagine looters coming to Chris' house. Wondering in hunting for treasures. The hoard would devour them.

Even if they lit it on fire again Chirs and Barb would just get a free house while the looter would die in the trash.

Death awaits all niggos who come to loot 14 Branchland Court
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Imagine looters coming to Chris' house. Wondering in hunting for treasures. The hoard would devour them.

Even if they lit it on fire again Chirs and Barb would just get a free house while the looter would die in the trash.

Death awaits all niggos who come to loot 14 Branchland Court
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Looting in Chris's house would benefit Chris and Barb's health.
 
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Tikbalang said:
"But not prevent it"

I imagined if Chris joins the riots, most likely he'll loot anything vidya-related. Although I won't looting apple devices because they can track me if I did.
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Chris is too much of a pussy to join the riots. even if he were at the protests, as soon as rioting broke out he'd soil himself and run away.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Let's be real here: when was the last time Chris ran? If anything he would go into hedgehog defensive pose, then soil himself.
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Hey went for a 10 km once about 2 or so years ago, I’m not kidding It was just a one Patreon thing he did for more money but he actually completed it which is honestly a kinda shocking And maybe even a revolutionary moment for Chris.and it’s documented somewhere out the Cwcki and surprised it’s not brought up more often here as a rare moment When Chris was actually productive and made a positive change for once.
 
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With the utterance of "JERKCOPS!", Chris-chan has yet again, truly grokked the zeitgeist. Who better represents the new contemporary American hero of the antifa super-soldier, than Sonichu himself? A true anarchist revolutionary smashing the police state and banishing Count Graduon, the absolute symbolic ideology of the corrupting influence of Capitalism, straight to the moon. For why would these JERKOPS be hypnotized under Graduon's control if it were not for the soporific moorings of petty plastic tat and vapid consumerist culture? Nay, it is now Christian Weston Chandler, the enlightened socialist mind behind the soup hotel, whom we look to guide us in this new American revolution!

As Sonichu says " Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to loose but your chains!"
 
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Serious question for people that still follow Chris: has anything interesting happened in the past two years? (Fail trolls, idea guys, and debt lawsuits are not interesting.).It seems like every time I've checked the forum, it's all uninteresting garbage.
 
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