Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

@MerriedxReldnahc
I'll try to come back in a month or two and at least have a new anti-Oz book out.

@WogglebugLover I've got a question for you. Many pages ago you made this statement:

And I have of course read the thread just started about making some sort of parody of my movie just to piss me off. I admit I can't think of any worse reason to make any project than just to piss someone off.

Throughout the 6 years of this thread you have made it extremely clear that your intention is to piss off the people you hate in the Oz fandom.
It's like, your mission statement.
To the point where if people even vaguely like Oz, you won't let them buy your DVD or be on your forum.
This is especially evident in the way you portray classic Oz characters as insufferable assholes, your book reviews, and every single post where you say "I just want to clarify something... (blablabla Oz blah bad treatment wah blah)"
Can you clarify why there are rules for me and not for thee?
Why, exactly, don't you suck for doing this exact thing you think people suck for doing?

@Overcast and @THOTHunterAliceAnd I have found a lot of times that people who either didn't know of him before finding him through me, or at least weren't extreme fans of the Oz books (and those are people I enjoy pissing off) have come to love him and really believe in what I am aspiring for.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@WogglebugLover I've got a question for you. Many pages ago you made this statement:

Throughout the 6 years of this thread you have made it extremely clear that your intention is to piss off the people you hate in the Oz fandom.
It's like, your mission statement.
To the point where if people even vaguely like Oz, you won't let them buy your DVD or be on your forum.
This is especially evident in the way you portray classic Oz characters as insufferable assholes, your book reviews, and every single post where you say "I just want to clarify something... (blablabla Oz blah bad treatment wah blah)"
Can you clarify why there are rules for me and not for thee?
Why, exactly, don't you suck for doing this exact thing you think people suck for doing?

In the first place I felt the need to write anti-Oz books to at least explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz. So as to not make his being in Genoma as if he was not in Oz to begin with be looked on as literary theft. And in the second place I used to be friends with an older autistic guy named Don Reynolds on Fanfiction.net because I had the impression he was a Wogglebug fan in a similar way I am. And that was back when I wrote positive fanfics about him being in Oz. He always gave my stories good reviews and we even collaborated on each other's fanfics a couple of times. But then there came one day when he wrote a story that bashed on the Wogglebug's character in various ways and he refused to change it for me. So now I am in a way returning what he did in portraying the Wogglebug as out of character by portraying his favorite characters the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman as out of character at least to his knowledge. I cannot respect the Oz fans and their favorite characters because we have polar opposite rules when it comes to writing about the Wogglebug.

 

[AbraCadaver]

In the first place I felt the need to write anti-Oz books to at least explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz. So as to not make his being in Genoma as if he was not in Oz to begin with be looked on as literary theft. And in the second place I used to be friends with an older autistic guy named Don Reynolds on Fanfiction.net because I had the impression he was a Wogglebug fan in a similar way I am. And that was back when I wrote positive fanfics about him being in Oz. He always gave my stories good reviews and we even collaborated on each other's fanfics a couple of times. But then there came one day when he wrote a story that bashed on the Wogglebug's character in various ways and he refused to change it for me. So now I am in a way returning what he did in portraying the Wogglebug as out of character by portraying his favorite characters the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman as out of character at least to his knowledge. I cannot respect the Oz fans and their favorite characters because we have polar opposite rules when it comes to writing about the Wogglebug.

Hahaha “some person on ff.net years ago said something bad about my imaginary bug lover and to get my revenge I will write shitty stories.” That’s hilariously stupid.

Anyway I like Oz stories. I like Ozma. But Wogglebug is rubbish.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Hahaha “some person on ff.net years ago said something bad about my imaginary bug lover and to get my revenge I will write shitty stories.” That’s hilariously stupid.

Anyway I like Oz stories. I like Ozma. But Wogglebug is rubbish.

I have more reasons than just because of him. I never should have had to have him remind me of the reasons.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise.

A lolcow motto

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Cynthia, we all know that the Wogglebug only left Oz because he was run out on a rail for being a pedophile cannibal mass murderer of munchkin children. Stop trying to whitewash the Lollipop Guild Daycare Massacre!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I have more reasons than just because of him. I never should have had to have him remind me of the reasons.

I disagree, you should explain this much more, since as of now, the reason you gave is very insufficient.

Why can you trashtalk Oz, but why aren't we allowed to give you legit good advice, such as making Wogglebug more complex by giving him a drug habit and four arms to better kill his enemies?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

When do we get to the bugfucking

I would read the shit out of a Cynthia/Wogglebug trashy romance novel.

 

[Puddleduck]

When do we get to the bugfucking

I would read the shit out of a Cynthia/Wogglebug trashy romance novel.

It could be all about Cynthia trying to find a witch who'll give her an iron snatch so she can withstand his monsterous bug cock.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

In the first place I felt the need to write anti-Oz books to at least explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz. So as to not make his being in Genoma as if he was not in Oz to begin with be looked on as literary theft. And in the second place I used to be friends with an older autistic guy named Don Reynolds on Fanfiction.net because I had the impression he was a Wogglebug fan in a similar way I am. And that was back when I wrote positive fanfics about him being in Oz. He always gave my stories good reviews and we even collaborated on each other's fanfics a couple of times. But then there came one day when he wrote a story that bashed on the Wogglebug's character in various ways and he refused to change it for me. So now I am in a way returning what he did in portraying the Wogglebug as out of character by portraying his favorite characters the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman as out of character at least to his knowledge. I cannot respect the Oz fans and their favorite characters because we have polar opposite rules when it comes to writing about the Wogglebug.

Is this supposed to be an answer to my question?

 

[Ido]

In the first place I felt the need to write anti-Oz books to at least explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz. So as to not make his being in Genoma as if he was not in Oz to begin with be looked on as literary theft. And in the second place I used to be friends with an older autistic guy named Don Reynolds on Fanfiction.net because I had the impression he was a Wogglebug fan in a similar way I am. And that was back when I wrote positive fanfics about him being in Oz. He always gave my stories good reviews and we even collaborated on each other's fanfics a couple of times. But then there came one day when he wrote a story that bashed on the Wogglebug's character in various ways and he refused to change it for me. So now I am in a way returning what he did in portraying the Wogglebug as out of character by portraying his favorite characters the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman as out of character at least to his knowledge. I cannot respect the Oz fans and their favorite characters because we have polar opposite rules when it comes to writing about the Wogglebug.

Oh, so... this is like My Immortal, but you're tara, that other dude is raven, you fight over bullshit and next thing sylvie darkness d'mentia cynthia way is fucking a bug, slighting don in the stupidest of ways (getting killed/portraying characters wrong) and we're all yelling "what the fuck are you doing you motherfuckers"?

Thats... all I got out of that. It's been years, you can drop it now. I mean, I'm sure you're the only person who likes wogglebug, and the meer mention might trigger his memory, you're easy to find, but uh I'm pretty sure by now he's forgotten you. You can write them normally now, it hurts no one but yourself at this point imo. Also, literally any thing else would've sounded more plausible.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Is this supposed to be an answer to my question?

Yes, it is. But for my other reasons you can just read The Marvelous Land of Oz if you haven't done so already.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Yes, it is. But for my other reasons you can just read The Marvelous Land of Oz if you haven't done so already.

Or maybe you can tell us why you have issue with Oz you dumb cow. This is no different than when anti-vaxxers tard screech about "Do YoUr ReAsEaRcH!!!!!!" because it means you don't have a leg to stand on to support your argument/claims.

 

[Sam Losco]

I've found a guy who is an autistic catholic on DevianArt who knows about me from this thread and he has written a few blog posts about me:

What's so great about a talking cockroack?

I HAET RELIJIN

Wogglebug Meme

I love the classic blackface lips Wogg has in that last one.

It was because of receiving bad reviews for this version of the book I became so desperate to change the illustrations that when I found a new artist who was the best for my visions I made the mistake of keeping the setting in Oz. I now have published the best version of "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners" that is set in Genoma the new and better fantasy world than Oz I created for him to give him the life he always deserved and wanted and he is there in this and the other picture books before and after it as if he wasn't even in Oz to begin with and that is as it should be. I have vowed I will never have manners toward the Oz fans ever again and any of my Oz-related novels that are in print now or to come to explain why and how the Wogglebug left Oz, keep my word to this.

Seriously, you need help. You are completely projecting yourself onto the cockroach. Do you have any pet roaches?

I'm going to go away now and work on my franchise. I'll try to come back only when I have something to brag about. Would anyone like to make a bet of when I'll be back and, or what I'll have to brag about?

I see from replies after that you still haven't left. When you do disappear again, you'll be back as soon as you pay someone to give your creepy garbage another good review. No legit publisher is going to publish this shit. You'll only be able to self publish it on Amazon or get some shady publisher that asks you for money to publish it, a la Mark in Peep Show.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Oh, so... this is like My Immortal, but you're tara, that other dude is raven, you fight over bullshit and next thing sylvie darkness d'mentia cynthia way is fucking a bug, slighting don in the stupidest of ways (getting killed/portraying characters wrong) and we're all yelling "what the fuck are you doing you motherfuckers"?

Thats... all I got out of that. It's been years, you can drop it now. I mean, I'm sure you're the only person who likes wogglebug, and the meer mention might trigger his memory, you're easy to find, but uh I'm pretty sure by now he's forgotten you. You can write them normally now, it hurts no one but yourself at this point imo. Also, literally any thing else would've sounded more plausible.

I don't know what you mean by My Immortal. If you could explain it more. But I doubt it's anything like that.

And I am not the only person who likes the Wogglebug. And many more people will come to like him with my movies, especially those who have never read about him in Oz books.

 

[Sam Losco]

And many more people will come to like him with my movies, especially those who have never read about him in Oz books.

A San Francisco gay pride parade doesn't have enough rainbows to accurately rate that statement.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Yes, it is. But for my other reasons you can just read The Marvelous Land of Oz if you haven't done so already.

I read that book and thoroughly enjoyed it, especially when Baum made it clear that the Wogglebug is an eldritch abomination with the personality of a Human Resources person with a futanari fetish and showed the others righteously treating him like the filth he is, and heaping well-deserved scorn upon the Douchebug!

 

[Picklechu]

I don't know what you mean by My Immortal. If you could explain it more. But I doubt it's anything like that.

And I am not the only person who likes the Wogglebug. And many more people will come to like him with my movies, especially those who have never read about him in Oz books.

My Immortal is a much better story than your wogglescript. I highly recommend reading it (or even listening to one of the many YouTube readings of it) in order to improve your abilities as an author.

Anyway, since you're still here, is the Wogglebug's genitalia more like a cockroach's or a bedbug's? Just wondering, since people here will need that information to write their spicy romance paperbacks.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I read that book and thoroughly enjoyed it, especially when Baum made it clear that the Wogglebug is an eldritch abomination with the personality of a Human Resources person with a futanari fetish and showed the others righteously treating him like the filth he is, and heaping well-deserved scorn upon the Douchebug!

Even if you're right, which I very much doubt, I will still keep on with pursuing my goals.

 

[JamusActimus]

@WogglebugLover Can you draw porn of Wogglebug pls?