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[Lurk]

I hope he tries to bleach his hair again in an attempt to make it less orange, and instead it all snaps off Its looking like straw right now so it won't take much to push it over the edge

 

[Enoby Way]

I hope he tries to bleach his hair again in an attempt to make it less orange, and instead it all snaps off Its looking like straw right now so it won't take much to push it over the edge

Brad Mondo is rolling in his grave and he ain't even dead

 

[Old Fart]

I hope he tries to bleach his hair again in an attempt to make it less orange, and instead it all snaps off

What, his hair? Or... never mind.

 

[Lurk]

What, his hair? Or... never mind.

He already snapped his dong off. His stinkditch is probably orange though

 

[stupid fuck]

illuminating tweet from Bonnie

 

[SIGSEGV]

illuminating tweet from Bonnie
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inb4 Bonnie never got the tetanus vaccine

 

[Enoby Way]

illuminating tweet from Bonnie
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So I guess it's a toss-up as to which kills Bonnie first, at-home SRS surgery gone wrong or tetanus?

Edit: goddamnit ninja'd.

Edit edit: this makes two members of the Tranch that don't see doctors when they really, really should. Perhaps part of the requirements for Penny's cult involves being anti-modern medicine?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Edit edit: this makes two members of the Tranch that don't see doctors when they really, really should. Perhaps part of the requirements for Penny's cult involves being anti-modern medicine?

And spend those sweet, sweet gibs on medicine and personal health instead of stuffies, sheep, methylamine, trucks and memeguns?

 

[RIP Tranch]

RE: Has Kevin ever had sex? It appears so.


Note that @ADirtyTrans is not currently listed in Kevin's profile as a girlfriend.

Spoiler: Here's the fair maiden herself.

Do we know what he's up to on Discord? Sounds like there could be some lols to be had.


I'd love to have a look, but I assume he's in those ultra-private tranny hugbox servers you need someone to vouch for you to get in.

A few usernames for future reference.



A screenshot he tweeted out about Discord giving him anxiety or whatever, in case someone here recognizes any of the servers.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

RE: Has Kevin ever had sex? It appears so.


Note that @ADirtyTrans is not currently listed in Kevin's profile as a girlfriend.

This confirms the "KevKev's first """girl"""friend was a real troo'n'honest wuman" theory. One with the same kind of tuberous breast deformity and tall forehead as Kevie himself. Time to post this again, I suppose:

 

[SIGSEGV]

This confirms the "KevKev's first """girl"""friend was a real troo'n'honest wuman" theory. One with the same kind of tuberous breast deformity and tall forehead as Kevie himself. Time to post this again, I suppose:
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I don't think that's who Kevin was engaged to. He's definitely mentioned that his fiancee was a cis woman in the past, too.

 

[Enoby Way]

And spend those sweet, sweet gibs on medicine and personal health instead of stuffies, sheep, methylamine, trucks and memeguns?

I know it's been said before but the Tranch honestly is the trans answer to Tiger King. Whoever listed out all those accurate comparisons, I'm gonna go back and make sure I rated it because it damn sure deserves to be a highlight in this thread.

We stan an Alpaca Queen.

Edit: I found it.

Let's see:

- Weird sex cult
- There are animals, but it's really about everyone's egos
- People keep getting mutilated but seem weirdly ok with it
- Everyone involved is irredeemably terrible and batshit insane
- Everything is a front for weird organised crime
- Someone is eventually going to get murdered and fed to the animals

Checks out.

We need a few more points on this list!

- They keep buying even more animals even though its unsustainable
- Constant money and maintenance problems
- Absolute attention hog who is desperately romantically needy grooms vulnerable people to become their desired brand of LGBT+
- Random branded products/services (Tiger King underwear and skin cream vs Trans Unicorn Haulage)
- The owner's favourite person gets to sit around all day and do nothing but play with their expensive hobbies that actually cost the place money while everyone else works their ass off.
- Weird obsession with weapons and carrying firearms while doing regular maintenance/animal care
- Everyone is constantly stoned off their gourds

All we need is for Kevin to become a country music artist, find his own personal Carole Baskin, and start living off expired meat... oh wait, he eats his stink ditch drippings, so nvm he's already there on that last one.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't think that's who Kevin was engaged to. He's definitely mentioned that his fiancee was a cis woman in the past, too.

I'm tempted to dig up the whole thread to find it, I have an idea for a new 'shoop anyway.
Gonna be a fun weekend project.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1267905337996304393

(Archive)

I cannot think of a single feminine trait that Kevie has ever displayed. When he's not sperging about basic consoomer crap, he's bragging about his fetishes and being a deviant.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Long time reader, first time posting on this horrorcow. Upon examination of Kevvie's YouTube channel, there is nothing of note. Kevvie has a whopping 22 subs complete with his signature AGP smirking profile pic. He is subbed to the usual fare, Zinnia Jones, ContraPoints, and Steve Shives (typical troon shit) for his ilk.

He has only published two videos in the history of his channel: one being a highlight video of him on OverWatch and the other being a MLP meme video. For posterity, I have archived both because I can.

ARCHIVE: Tracer Quintuple Kill
Oct 17, 2016

ARCHIVE: LOOPING SARSAPARILLA
Feb 22, 2011

 

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RE: Has Kevin ever had sex? It appears so.
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Note that @ADirtyTrans is not currently listed in Kevin's profile as a girlfriend.

Spoiler: Here's the fair maiden herself.

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Do we know what he's up to on Discord? Sounds like there could be some lols to be had.
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I'd love to have a look, but I assume he's in those ultra-private tranny hugbox servers you need someone to vouch for you to get in.

A few usernames for future reference.
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A screenshot he tweeted out about Discord giving him anxiety or whatever, in case someone here recognizes any of the servers.
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That Discord username would be a nightmare if the servers he uses were found. I'll add that to the OP.

I don't think that's who Kevin was engaged to. He's definitely mentioned that his fiancee was a cis woman in the past, too.

He's never said his fiance was cis, which basically confirms they were trans because Kevin would use that as a constant talking point. His fiance also introduced him to Steampunk Penny, which further confirms this.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He's never said his fiance was cis, which basically confirms they were trans because Kevin would use that as a constant talking point. His fiance also introduced him to Steampunk Penny, which further confirms this.

I just checked, and you're right. He just says that he was engaged to "a straight girl." Not sure why I never picked up on that.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I legitimately thought you posted the same selfie four times at first.

Maybe they've killed Kevin and they are photo-shopping these pics to cover up the fact that he's dead ... I seriously don't know how all his selfies look exactly the same. Does autism freeze your face or something?

I hope he tries to bleach his hair again in an attempt to make it less orange, and instead it all snaps off Its looking like straw right now so it won't take much to push it over the edge

I wonder if he actually bleached it or he just bought a blonde shade of boxed hair dye. A lot of people don't realize you can't go lighter than a shade or two with those boxed dyes. He should put a toner on it, but like you, I'm hoping he tries to actually bleach it this time. He should really take better care of his hair. The way that hairline is moving, he doesn't have much time left to enjoy it.

 

[Puddleduck]

Does bleaching your hair make you go bald quicker?

I was always under the impression it doesn't make a difference unless it sinks to the roots, which is virtually impossible, or it can make it all snap off but it could regrow?

Either way, the state of Kevin's hair means he should lay off.

 

[Top Notch Turf]

Does bleaching your hair make you go bald quicker?

I was always under the impression it doesn't make a difference unless it sinks to the roots, which is virtually impossible, or it can make it all snap off but it could regrow?

Either way, the state of Kevin's hair means he should lay off.

No, don’t encourage him to stop!