Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Paul Barker!]

Does bleaching your hair make you go bald quicker?

I was always under the impression it doesn't make a difference unless it sinks to the roots, which is virtually impossible, or it can make it all snap off but it could regrow?

Either way, the state of Kevin's hair means he should lay off.

Bleaching your hair weakens and breaks down any follicles exposed to it. Hair is already essentially dead when it’s growing, but applying bleach (or any other harsh chemical treatment, really) strips strand of protective oils. If someone were to say, mix the wrong level of developer with the wrong bleach powder, or say, heat treat it while keeping their ends wrapped in aluminum foil, it’s pretty easy to burn your hair off.
It doesn’t look like Kevin knows what toner is, which isn’t really good either. Toner and regular conditioning are about the only ways to even semi-maintain volume after a bleach. It doesn’t seem like he does either. So while he won’t go bald quicker, the spots that are already thinning are just gonna keep getting thinner, sadder, and more brittle.

 

[Tomssu]

Leave the sheep alone!

Finally there is a way for Kevin to join the revolution!

and he would enjoy it too

One of Kevvies re-tweets

Uh, what?

Kevvie can't take it anymore!!!

Apparently he is afraid of the dark

Pandemic is STILL a meanie

Latest gofundme

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Apparently he is afraid of the dark

I too would be afraid of the dark and the creatures lurking within if I lived on Tran Ranch.

One of Kevvies re-tweets

Uh, what?

Cow crossover!
Ed is another trannyfa type, sporting a faggy and autistic tattoo of a cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) holding an AR-15. He's obviously very busy these days.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Leave the sheep alone!
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He 100% molested that poor animal

 

[Piss Bear]

He 100% molested that poor animal

Nah, he probably just sat in his dark musty cave looking out of his window, watching his troon brethren unloading the sheep from the trailer, and caught a glimpse of the massive sheep balls dangling and shlicked feverishly from a safe distance...
Then made this tweet.

(I’m fully convinced Kev doesn’t even go outside, at this point...)

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I know it's been said before but the Tranch honestly is the trans answer to Tiger King. Whoever listed out all those accurate comparisons, I'm gonna go back and make sure I rated it because it damn sure deserves to be a highlight in this thread.

We stan an Alpaca Queen.

Edit: I found it.



We need a few more points on this list!

- They keep buying even more animals even though its unsustainable
- Constant money and maintenance problems
- Absolute attention hog who is desperately romantically needy grooms vulnerable people to become their desired brand of LGBT+
- Random branded products/services (Tiger King underwear and skin cream vs Trans Unicorn Haulage)
- The owner's favourite person gets to sit around all day and do nothing but play with their expensive hobbies that actually cost the place money while everyone else works their ass off.
- Weird obsession with weapons and carrying firearms while doing regular maintenance/animal care
- Everyone is constantly stoned off their gourds

All we need is for Kevin to become a country music artist, find his own personal Carole Baskin, and start living off expired meat... oh wait, he eats his stink ditch drippings, so nvm he's already there on that last one.

Kevin: do you watch anime?
Mode_view: yeah
K: well do you enjoy the one with big anime tiddies or the little ones?
MV: well obviously you wanna watch the ones with the big ones
K: well ya ain't that cis!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Nah, he probably just sat in his dark musty cave looking out of his window, watching his troon brethren unloading the sheep from the trailer, and caught a glimpse of the massive sheep balls dangling and shlicked feverishly from a safe distance...
Then made this tweet.

(I’m fully convinced Kev doesn’t even go outside, at this point...)

Excuse me, we call Kevin's dark musty cave his Am Hole.

 

[Enoby Way]

Weird as it is, I can kind of understand how an artist could take the abstract knowledge that rams have big balls and think "hey, it could be a mildly funny drawing if an anthro ram guy had to deal with the awkwardness of having massive balls in every day social situations" because the humour, while lowbrow, is in seeing the recognisably human reaction of a mostly human being, to an awkward situation.

What I can't understand is seeing some real life ram's balls, immediately connecting the visual with "oh my god smut time", and then not being horrified at yourself for immediately leaping to the most sexualised conclusion possible about an animal. Especially when the animal is in your care.

Like, I'm trying to be fair to Kevin here but it's difficult.

Edit: I accept the opinions some of you may have of my sense of humour, but if you didn't automatically let out at least a little surprised and shocked laugh at that episode of South Park where Randy gives himself testicular cancer and uses his giant balls as a hop-it then you're lying. Huge balls are funny. Not a lasting funny, not an intelligent funny. But funny.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Leave the sheep alone!

I'm not even surprised at this point, just disgusted.

Weird as it is, I can kind of understand how an artist could take the abstract knowledge that rams have big balls and think "hey, it could be a mildly funny drawing if an anthro ram guy had to deal with the awkwardness of having massive balls in every day social situations" because the humour, while lowbrow, is in seeing the recognisably human reaction of a mostly human being, to an awkward situation.

Haha what if I had gigantic balls, I think that'd be really funny haha

 

[stupid fuck]

the ranch orbiters and various tards within the Keviesphere are just howling up an unbearably boring torrent of race riot hot takes, troons trying to shoehorn themselves into muh black struggle and some pretty tasteless anti-pig vitriol, so here's some Bonnie in all xer lumpy glory



Bonnie being more of a dumb dumb than usual

Note that @ADirtyTrans is not currently listed in Kevin's profile as a girlfriend.

ADirtyTrans is Jen/Norintha's porn account, he's the other troon in the Penny/Kev/Jen BDSM girldique clique

Spoiler: nsfw-ish - full pics

I don't think that's who Kevin was engaged to. He's definitely mentioned that his fiancee was a cis woman in the past, too. Disregard that, I suck cocks.

he has stated she was "cis"

 

[Avantasia]

RE: Has Kevin ever had sex? It appears so.
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Note that @ADirtyTrans is not currently listed in Kevin's profile as a girlfriend.

Spoiler: Here's the fair maiden herself.

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Seems that @ADirtyTrans is @norintha, listed on Kevie's profile.

Spoiler: Same glasses, same necklace

Edit: I've been ninja'd.

 

[SIGSEGV]

he has stated she was "cis"

@_01 fucking gaslit me.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Everyone on the ranch is objectively unattractive, but Bonnie's face from below the eyes and down is especially odd looking. I think it's the large creases by the nose? It almost makes his mouth look like it's slowly turning into a duck bill.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

@_01 fucking gaslit me.

Now, now, there's still a way for KevKev's hypothetical ex to be a tranny and and a cis woman at the same time: he simply forgot to use either shift or caps lock, and his tranny gorlfriend was a citizen of the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I really wish I could see a picture of this cis ex-girlfriend. I need a little comic relief after the last week.

So, what kind of land whale do you think she was? Small fat, large fat, deathfat?

 

[Enoby Way]

I think Kevin just doesn't talk much about his ex being cis because he completely discounts the pre-troon period of his life as unimportant. Sure, he was with a cis girl, but it was while he was living as a man so it doesn't count. If he bagged a cis girl now he'd care.

Spoiler

yes it would be funny if @SIGSEGV had huge balls and I'll die on that goddamn hill.

 

[stupid fuck]

I really wish I could see a picture of this cis ex-girlfriend. I need a little comic relief after the last week.

So, what kind of land whale do you think she was? Small fat, large fat, deathfat?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

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A rather butchy look when he first met her.

So which way do we think she went after meeting him? I'm thinking deathfat.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I just checked, and you're right. He just says that he was engaged to "a straight girl." Not sure why I never picked up on that.

And it was this girl who introduced him to Penny and the whole troon world.

illuminating tweet from Bonnie
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Bonnie Hepatitis Saga when?

I also like Bonnie wont see a doc unless that doc will be willing

the ranch orbiters and various tards within the Keviesphere are just howling up an unbearably boring torrent of race riot hot takes, troons trying to shoehorn themselves into muh black struggle and some pretty tasteless anti-pig vitriol, so here's some Bonnie in all xer lumpy glory

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Bonnie being more of a dumb dumb than usual
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ADirtyTrans is Jen/Norintha's porn account, he's the other troon in the Penny/Kev/Jen BDSM girldique clique

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Spoiler: nsfw-ish - full pics

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he has stated she was "cis"
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lol at Bonnies “I’m technically a land lord” because yes you have a massive un-insured mortgage on it which has made you “up to your eyeballs” in debt.

 

[Bani]

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I cannot think of a single feminine trait that Kevie has ever displayed. When he's not sperging about basic consoomer crap, he's bragging about his fetishes and being a deviant.

Mantgomerie's argument is so retarded. "Well, I've never personality seen it happen, so it must never happen11!1"

Anyone who's looked at a troon subreddit for even a minute has seen the way MtFs gush about how "omg so girly1!!1" they are. "Teehee dress go spinny!11!" Not to mention all the insane parents who think that their little boys playing dress-up means that they have ladybrains.