Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[tantric_depressive]

The bit with the guy in the 15-year relationship is hilariously uncomfortable and is probably the highlight of the episode.

Was Ralph anywhere close to pillstream levels of drunk during his call, or just at his normal maintenance level? (if the answer is the latter then @DickMasterson needs to ship him another bottle of the good stuff. Get that A game content out of Ralph)

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Was Ralph anywhere close to pillstream levels of drunk during his call, or just at his normal maintenance level? (if the answer is the latter then @DickMasterson needs to ship him another bottle of the good stuff. Get that A game content out of Ralph)

He wasn't noticeably drunk at all, so probably his typical .14% or so BAC.

 

[Immortal Technique]

That was the best part for me. Probably paid for the Tesla with her camwhore money lmao

I'm sure it was Dax.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Dax.
I was thinking about you today
More specifically your blow job machine
I went to the local cheap grocery store and picked up something.



We are still here for you Dick.

We Kiwis want to have fellowship and Banquet TV Dinner Fried Chicken with you.

Then give us all a turn on the blow job machine and tell us about the good days.

 

[Pissmaster]

TDS 209 Summary

- Dick sucks himself off for attending the riots and walking on a plank of wood

-Vito calls in and is as unfunny as usual

-Sean isn't in studio and has shit audio

-Britfag who catfishes desperate virgins for money calls in and gets praise from Dick

- Fan whose wife died in a car accident and had a gofundme set up for him talks about his dead wifes camwhoring and plugs her onlyfans (which is still open btw)

-Ethan Ralph calls in amd is drunk

-Null, Dick and Nick rieketa argue about 230, Dick still sounds butthurt about kf.

- rest of the Ep is Dicks pathetic fans asking him for advice.

I'd skip this one 2/10

This just sounds like every single element of what's been making the show go downhill, all it needs is Riley & His Discord Faggots to show up, and we've got a royal flush of shit.

Yep, skipping. I guess I'll finally get around to checking out Doug Stanhope's podcast and catch up on Steve-O's show. Also Tony Hawk was on Rogan recently, gotta listen to that.

Sorry Dick. You gotta git gud again.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

TDS 209 Summary

- Dick sucks himself off for attending the riots and walking on a plank of wood

-Vito calls in and is as unfunny as usual

-Sean isn't in studio and has shit audio

-Britfag who catfishes desperate virgins for money calls in and gets praise from Dick

- Fan whose wife died in a car accident and had a gofundme set up for him talks about his dead wifes camwhoring and plugs her onlyfans (which is still open btw)

-Ethan Ralph calls in amd is drunk

-Null, Dick and Nick rieketa argue about 230, Dick still sounds butthurt about kf.

- rest of the Ep is Dicks pathetic fans asking him for advice.

I'd skip this one 2/10

I liked the show personally, the cat fish was funny andI like Null fighting it out with dick.

Seans Audio sounded fine but he was quiet throughout.

I like Vito, if only because people call him dicks fat camera man.

The fan advice was cringe (the fan) and dick never gives good answers, I would rather erotic stories from REAL men again.

The Tesla crash is more interesting then funny.Ralph had no idea that they were taking about a dead girl (neither did) so that reveal was amusing.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

I would rather erotic stories from REAL men

Gay

 

[Sped Xing]

This just sounds like every single element of what's been making the show go downhill, all it needs is Riley & His Discord Faggots to show up, and we've got a royal flush of shit.

Yep, skipping. I guess I'll finally get around to checking out Doug Stanhope's podcast and catch up on Steve-O's show. Also Tony Hawk was on Rogan recently, gotta listen to that.

Sorry Dick. You gotta git gud again.

The Doug Stanhope Podcast is awful, but in a sort of charming boomer way. It never makes me feel secondhand embarassment, or just malaise the way TDS does these days.

 

[Hazel Motes]

- Fan whose wife died in a car accident and had a gofundme set up for him talks about his dead wifes camwhoring and plugs her onlyfans (which is still open btw)

Is this for real? What a fucking state of a human being. I hope the money goes to funeral funds.

 

[Sped Xing]

Is this for real? What a fucking state of a human being. I hope the money goes to funeral funds.

She's been dead for six mont-- oh you mean *his* funeral.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Is this for real? What a fucking state of a human being. I hope the money goes to funeral funds.

I know a scam when i see one.

 

[0482040707]

I'm sure it was Dax.

No I'm Kian didn't you see the other guy dox me?

 

[twozero]

This thread is an absolute shit-show to try and keep up with, what with all of the in-fighting about who is an obscure sock of who. Most of the informative posts are buried between pages of autistic screeching. No need to try and have a thread deleted when you can shit it up this much.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Josh went back on TDS to have 230 explained to him by the anime lawyer.

Dick: Do I sound like a retarded person to you? Like---
Sean: YES!

 

[Jack Awful]

Dick just wants to get rid of 230 out of spite for social media companies. Null closing us down would just be the cherry on top.

I still say wanting to sue Twitter for banning you is a lolcow opinion.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

PPP covered the New Paypiggie 2 fiasco I found a few days ago

Sad part is he didn't even cover the worse of it

have to take care of some other responsibilities/too lazy to find link where I covered that there is 0 reason now to use New Project 2, but if anyone wants to dig it up that would be nice, it also covers how Dick half ass tries to fix it by asking the wrong user for their email.... even more info I wouldn't trust Dick with.
Any other company this would be a PR nightmare where the news would be covering them 24/7

I may lay low for a while.

 

[Sped Xing]

The news isn't going to cover such a small company just because they look like assholes. That's typical.

 

[AnOminous]

I still say wanting to sue Twitter for banning you is a lolcow opinion.

Being able to sue social media platforms for unlawful breaches of their contract and their false advertising would be the solution to the "problem" of 230, not making them liable to every random nutcase who feels "defamed."

 

[Kulee Baba]

I've always listened to TDS in the car during my daily commute. Because Corona killed my commute till now I have a huge backlog of Dick. Two observations:
1. It's amusing to hear old thoughts on the Coronavirus before they all knew how big this would end up being.
2. The interview in 199 with Frederick Brennan was really interesting and it was a nice moment when Hotwheels and Jersh buried the hatchet.

 

[Sped Xing]

I checked his graphetreon. A huge dip. . . that hits every month. I know people are being cheap fucks and cancelling their pledges every month, since patreon be like that, but am.I wrong in thinking these dips are especially noticeable in TDS?







Though I do find it amusing that Asterios' patreon plummets every month when people are reminded they give him money, that's a pretty substantial number of Dickheads being scheisty, isn't it?