Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Schmeckel]

I don't know if Jenna will actually go to Renton without some sort of money incentive or if Kat was able to reach out and make some sort of contact head of time?

If she does go there is a chance that Darksy will refuse to let her in the house and call the police on her. Keeping Kat locked in the statue closet until Jenna is arrested or taken away.

Phil is such a bitch that he'd let Khet call all the shots anyway. He'll make all the thumb gestures he wants while complaining about "muh wifes *thumb gesture* sister being here" on shtreem, but he'd keep the door locked and the axe next to that revolting sofa.

Although, it would be entirely amusing if the skank DID show up and just pounded on the real adult office door for the entire time the shtreem was going and Dave has to go hardcore damage control to downplay what is ACTUALLY going on.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Although, it would be entirely amusing if the skank DID show up and just pounded on the real adult office door for the entire time the shtreem was going and Dave has to go hardcore damage control to downplay what is ACTUALLY going on.

"My fridge is acting up again!"

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Will Phil call Jenna a crazy bitch or does Kat still like her enough that he won't risk smack talking her on camera?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Nice perky B's. Jenna, not Phil.

 

[DukeMorty]

The more I look at Jenna and how trashy she is, I feel like I am getting an STD through my computer. Kat is no better, every time I see her I feel bad that someone with a mental condition is being used by Phil (if the Aspergers thing is true) and for some reason smell some aging fish. Either way that family seems ratchet as fuck. Honestly, dumb and ratchet girls are what DSP gets, and I wouldn't be surprised if Kat is grifting Paul for all he has.

 

[Iron Father]

Nice perky B's. Jenna, not Phil.

There's nothing perky about DSP's...anything.

 

[KillDeer]

Am I crazy? Has it really been over 400 days since Kat was last seen?

(I'm not saying shes gone I'm just saying Dark has manipulated her to completely distance herself from the internet entirely. So much so he wont even take a photo of her for instagram anymore)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Am I crazy? Has it really been over 400 days since Kat was last seen?

(I'm not saying shes gone I'm just saying Dark has manipulated her to completely distance herself from the internet entirely. So much so he wont even take a photo of her for instagram anymore)

Not quite that long, last pic was August 24th, 2019

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1iVhyPgMbv/?hl=en

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Damn, soon some mentally ill tractor will be a running a "last seen alive x days ago" meme counter like the missing wife of Scientlogy loon Miscavik.

 

[RouterDump]

There's nothing perky about DSP's...anything.

Phil does have some nice perky tips, let's be honest

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Phil does have some nice perky tips, let's be honest

Most autistic people with misshaped odd faces have very full lips just like Bobo

 

[gaarashatan]

gotta admit tho, jenna got a nice bod. but that slutty behavior i would steer clear from dont wanna catch nothin

wonder why she look like a snack and kat look like a horse

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’d fuck the loose change and crack rocks out of Jenna idc

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

So people keep bringing her up in chat and even someone told Phil that someone tipping with her twitter name was a detractor meme and he pretended he didn’t know. Hopefully it grows to the point Phil has to address it like WWE Champions.

Most autistic people with misshaped odd faces have very full lips just like Bobo
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I’m surprised Bobo didn’t get sucked into Phil’s autism vortex. I would love a crossover with DSP and the O and A freaks. I wonder if Phil is more prude about sex now than Stalker Patti?

 

[RouterDump]

Most autistic people with misshaped odd faces have very full lips just like Bobo
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I said tips with a "T" but I love how much you appreciate Phil's pouty lips.

 

[Iron Father]

I’d fuck the loose change and crack rocks out of Jenna idc

The low standards of someone called Pandalee's Tits shouldn't shock me, but still...

Spoiler

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The low standards of someone called Pandalee's Tits shouldn't shock me, but still...

Spoiler

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Hey, 38% of the people in the poll agree with them.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I’d fuck the loose change and crack rocks out of Jenna idc

Eh, at least make her take a few deep clean showers beforehand. It's not much of a stretch to say Jenna would be a lot hotter if she actually cared about her personal hygiene and didn't have nasty as fuck, vomit-inducing hair. If mediocre, boring Kat could get herself a simp to pay for everything, Jenna would certainly do better.

 

[gh0stzero]

The low standards of someone called Pandalee's Tits shouldn't shock me, but still...

Come on she has nice tits. A voice that is like taking a cheese grater to your ears but that's nothing a ball gag can't fix.

Eh, at least make her take a few deep clean showers beforehand. It's not much of a stretch to say Jenna would be a lot hotter if she actually cared about her personal hygiene and didn't have nasty as fuck, vomit-inducing hair. If mediocre, boring Kat could get herself a simp to pay for everything, Jenna would certainly do better.

In Jenna's case I might be tempted to go full trump and advocate the injecting of disinfectants.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If I had to choose I would fuck Kat instead of Jenna. Now hear me out, yes Jenna is technically better looking, but Kat is Phil's real adult wife. If you fuck Jenna, you cum. If you fuck Kat, you cum AND cuck Phil (Jenna also might give you HIV).

It's the right choice.