Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

His mistake was being a whiny little bitch. Becky has no physical standards whatsoever, but you need to act like a real man. If Jake didn’t spend all his time wailing, suicide baiting and pretending to be a woman, he could have got his end away by now.

Becky already has two dickless cucks, but they both have money, which is why Becky keeps them around. She has zero interest in actually fucking some fat incel with no money. For dickings, she seeks out actual men like PunningPundit, even if he is fairly low on the Chad scale for normies, he is what passes for one in her social circle.
 
That Googleshng is an epic example of Jake's pushing the lede so far down he almost never gets to it.
"I've got a lot of experience here"

Let me stop you right there, Jake.
"I talk to a lot of accredited experts in the field"
Not true.

"and a lot of mental health professionals"
Possibly true.
 
I suspect that by “talks to,” he means “retweets.”
Could you imagine a clean-shaven Jake, complete with purple party city wig, mumu, and glitter-painted nails, coming into your office as a new therapy patient?

He says he's been grinding and grinding, but he can't seem to "level up" his boobs.

He thinks his social options may be "greyed out".

He says he's moved some stat points from physical into charisma, and asks you if any of your other patients may be GamerGaters.

How fast would you institutionalize him?
 
Could you imagine a clean-shaven Jake, complete with purple party city wig, mumu, and glitter-painted nails, coming into your office as a new therapy patient?

He says he's been grinding and grinding, but he can't seem to "level up" his boobs.

He thinks his social options may be "greyed out".

He says he's moved some stat points from physical into charisma, and asks you if any of your other patients may be GamerGaters.

How fast would you institutionalize him?
I actually can believe he has/had a therapist. If I was his mother, I’d try anything to get this blimp off the ground. But I imagine it’s pretty much a case of Jake rambling on about the same shit every week while the therapist nods and doodles on a notepad.
 
Doctor, Doctor
Or, Couch Surfing

In today's mini-feature, we examine Jake's history with therapy!
While he's been a trainwreck his whole life, it seems that he only started seeing a mental health professional in 2017. The last concrete statement from Jake on the matter is that he has both therapy and group therapy weekly, and after evidently burning through a bunch of shrinks who got sick of his bullshit, he now has one he likes.

DateTopic
8/4/2014"Rambling anonymously at strangers is honestly a halfway decent cheaper substitute for therapy, or so I tell myself!"
9/29/2015"I wish I could see a therapist"
8/15/2016"I'm too poor to afford therapy (so you MUST asspat me instead)"
7/30/2017Therapeutic Kamen Rider marathons
9/1/2017First time he talks about having a therapist. Of course the first thing he talks to them about is CHELSAAAAAAY.
10/19/2017Spends his 50-minute hour rope-a-doping the therapist about his friends' pronouns
11/18/2017Therapist mispronouns him and calls him out on being a zero-effort troon
2/4/2018Therapist has many trans patients but he's the first with paranoid delusions
3/14/2018Jake won't tell the therapist about what he saw in Gamergate because it'd give her nightmares
5/11/2018People still tell him "Jesus Christ, get help" even though he already is
5/14/2018Therapist has given up by this point and just lets him ramble about TERFs.
6/8/2018 (cont'd)Friends, therapists, suicide hotlines - no one can help Jake unless they've been googleshnged to about all the people causing problems in his life. This explains a lot, like TLL hanging up on him.
6/8/2018Therapy is for talking about things you can't discuss with your family
6/29/2018Jake's family sent him to therapy hoping it would cure his troonery
7/13/2018"The therapist that I'm currently seeing" (he seems to have switched - see below) is insisting that Jake dress as a woman, and thinks translesbians are bullshit. Jake wishes he had a support group to help him figure out how to dress as a woman.
2/7/2019His therapist (now speaking in the past tense) always mixed up the various factions of gang stalkers after him
4/28/2019"My therapist can't even process any of this crap"
9/3/2019His "old therapist" got rope-a-doped by pronoun acrobatics
9/5/2019The circumstances leading him to therapy are just like the situation between Steven and Rose Quartz in "Steven Universe"
9/5/2019Jake's mother (supposedly) thinks his therapist tricked him into being trans
9/11/2019Jake has spoken to "no small number" of therapists
9/11/2019Rehashing an earlier googleshng: therapists are all right but really you should be Jake's friend because friends are better than therapists.
9/28/2019Every week he has therapy and group therapy
10/16/2019His current therapist (as of October 2019) told him not to get a job because he's already dealing with so much
11/20/2019It took a lot of therapy to admit that his relationships with some people (CHELSAAAAAAAAY) were abusive
12/3/2019Jake's traumas are so harrowing that he worries the therapist may need to trade places with him
12/23/2019Jake is happy with his current therapist but he was without one for some time
1/6/2020Thanks to therapy, Jake has mostly gotten over CHELSAAAAAYYYY
1/22/2020Jake never got anything done at his first therapist because he spent each session whining about the medcab that took him to that selfsame session
4/6/2020It's 8:30AM and Jake needs to wake up in a few hours to go to therapy
5/3/2020Jake is apparently paying for cabs to therapy rather than taking the boxcars medcabs provided by the state
5/25/2020Jake talks with his therapist about witch hunts - plenty of her clients have their own Hachikos

It seems like he has three clusters of "issues" he's in therapy for: getting signoff on his troon-out, dealing with the "trauma" of losing CON, and his general Twitter-induced insanity. I really wish he'd post more about group therapy, because I'd love to hear how other people react to his unique brand of nonsense.

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He's still going through his Steam library. X-Blades?
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That's the game that got a ton of shit for going too far with the titty ninja shit all the way back in 2009.
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It seems like he has three clusters of "issues" he's in therapy for: getting signoff on his troon-out, dealing with the "trauma" of losing CON, and his general Twitter-induced insanity.

His mom probably forced him into it in the hopes of getting him on some kind of tard bucks. He was too lazy even to get himself classified as a tard even though he looks and acts like one.
 
His mom probably forced him into it in the hopes of getting him on some kind of tard bucks.
The first time he went to therapy was after they tried and failed to get him tard bucks, and apparently gave up on the idea. I think sending Jake to therapy was purely an attempt to make him deal with his issues and "fix" him to some extent.
 
The first time he went to therapy was after they tried and failed to get him tard bucks, and apparently gave up on the idea. I think sending Jake to therapy was purely an attempt to make him deal with his issues and "fix" him to some extent.

Therapy only works when you want to get better. Jake does not. He just wants people to give him attention and affirmation on demand.
 
Jake is one of the many lolcows who has a huge collection of games and distractions for someone who begs regularly and claims poverty.

It emphasises just how much for these people that they not only don't know the value of a dollar, but that they feel entitled to all sorts of luxuries for absolutely nothing.

I mean, fuck. If you're broke but need games to play, there's millions of free ones out there. Newgrounds, Kongregate- and tons of places where he can play 'good story' games that just happen to also focus exclusively on his particular type of anime porn.
 
Can we start placing bets on when Jake completes the process of alienating his new friends and being blocked by them?

He's not capable of just keeping things at the same level. He'll demand ever-increasing slices of their time, and mope around if he's not getting them. He has no other social outlet. When it's over, will he say they turned into goobergrapers or Nazis, or will he just say that otherwise-good people keep believing these untrue rumors about his life?
 
Can we start placing bets on when Jake completes the process of alienating his new friends and being blocked by them?
I think he's down to the hardcore dead-enders now. Anyone who hasn't walked away in disgust now that he proudly waves his beard on Twitch, they probably never will.
The little drama earlier this year when it looked like SFtheWolf had abandoned him was entertaining, but obviously it didn't last.
 
I think he's down to the hardcore dead-enders now. Anyone who hasn't walked away in disgust now that he proudly waves his beard on Twitch, they probably never will.
The little drama earlier this year when it looked like SFtheWolf had abandoned him was entertaining, but obviously it didn't last.
Yeah, I was wondering why she'd suddenly reappeared in Jake's life.
Could I trouble you for a little refresher on what happened? 2020 has been so full of habbenings that I can't remember the drama at all, just that it happened.
 
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