🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I mean he didnt get affected at all by this article which would have crippled a normal human with a normal life :
Ralph is not famous enough and the allegations were not criminal enough for that to bite him in the ass in any meaningful way. Luck played a minimal role imo.
 
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It's his only choice. Think about it in this sense.

He has no skillsets
He has no real degree
His entire brand has utterly ruined his prospects to be an "alt lite" zceleb gossip channel
He is too out of shape and too much of a liability to ever be considered for even a Day Labor Job.
He has a criminal record
He has detractors and alogs who would fuck with him if he got a job(briefly)
He has a poor attitude with authority which would make him a problem employee for the simple fact he will never respect his boss who is paying him


Ralph isn't like DSP in the sense that he is scamming his viewers and has the option to get another job.

He has no real option but to run this lifestyle into the ground. Ive made references about @Null situation but to be frankly honest, Josh has a way better situation than Ralph does. If the Killstream does in fact, die out. Ralph will be homeless or living on somebodies couch while flipping roastbeef at a Arby's.

It's so pathetically sad.
Hey Bryan. LOL that stuff you posted on /cow/ Retard.
 
Decided to tune into a Killstream a few days ago when the chimping out started going and I have to say that Ethan seems to have been doing consistently well. I can't bring myself to care about a beef between Ethan and Josh because we've had, what, 5 of those already?

From what I gather Ethan has a camwhore gf now? Is she hot?

@Bryan Dunn Bry, you've been saying this shit for like two years now.
 
Reading off a bunch of Josh's twitter posts about personal musings and then ending tonight's stream with big, full-throated, "FUCK YOU JOSH!".

Not mad. Not "like a woman" at all.
Any chance you have timestamps for when he spergs out about the urrverlord? My podcast app says all the episodes for the past week have been around 5 hours long and I’m not sifting through whatever dipshit riot livestreams his pet retards manage to find with just audio.
Edit: What happened to the word filter? I feel naked not seeing exceptional individual.
Edit 2: How did this idiot stream for 7 hours on Saturday? Angry dimwits burning shit should start running together well before the 4th stream on the topic.
 
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How can Ralph suggest Josh's voice is that of a molestation victim, yet moments later entertain have "I g-g-got a g-gud b-b-rain" Warski on as a guest?

Also such a professional journalist (read: wordpress blog owner) that can't verify a PGP key lmao. Though in fairness, he probably struggles to verify the keys to his front door after a woodford binge.
Especially since Ralph has a very high-pitched squeal. Probably due to the pressure on his balls that has been absorbed by his gunt.
 
I'd wager if he keeps putting on weight like he's trying to make My 600lbs life a game show to win and pounds those whiskey bottles that he won't last long. Unlike the Pigroach he is a gunt and not a cockroach.
Imagine the chimpout he would have if this thread got moved to Deathfats..
 
The Gunt lashes out in anger against this board's favorite Autist.
Notice the number of likes, ironic huh?

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PPP & Co is so small and insignificant that I must post on my alts how insignificant and irrelevant they are.

Look how nonthreatening they are so much so that I feel inclined to point out these super low random midday streams on a Thursdays pull lmao.cope

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I really don't understand why Ralph is so upset with Josh. Is it seriously over that one little joke about corn? Jewsh was obviously referencing the way Kumite went down, and the way "ibs" seems almost seasonal, like the last person to become popular from it is the first one to fertilize the ground for the new crop of eceleb drama grifters ready to make a buck off your festering corpse. Nobody saw it as Josh attacking Ralph, it was just a funny prediction. Why is he so mad?
 
This guy's so insecure and petty, he actually goes through and blocks anyone who did as little as even liked the tweets poking fun at him over the whole Josh debacle lol

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Damn, sure looks like WINNING if you ask me
As someone who frequently makes new twitters for. . . ahem. . . reasons I normally break them in by getting blocked by Ralph. Its an easier speedrun than getting banned on club penguin.
 
Imagine the chimpout he would have if this thread got moved to Deathfats..

unironically great idea

I just started laughing at this prospect.

I really don't understand why Ralph is so upset with Josh. Is it seriously over that one little joke about corn? Jewsh was obviously referencing the way Kumite went down, and the way "ibs" seems almost seasonal, like the last person to become popular from it is the first one to fertilize the ground for the new crop of eceleb drama grifters ready to make a buck off your festering corpse. Nobody saw it as Josh attacking Ralph, it was just a funny prediction. Why is he so mad?

I kind of do, but part of my job is to understand people. As much as I fucking hate people, I'm not autistic. I understand them. Don't learn to be empathetic. If there's one thing that'll make you hate people, its understanding them.

Simply put, Ralph is a petty bitch. He's always been a petty bitch. Ralph hates that he has a thread here. Ralph hates that Josh released DMs. The corn joke he REALLY fucking hates and it got to him. It landed, despite him insisting it didn't. How do I know it landed? Because he did the exact same shit when he was first mocked with the gunt insult. He tried to stamp it out and was furiously insisting that it didn't get to him, but when it wasn't going away he had to accept it. But the behavior was identical, except he doesn't feel like he has to put up with the corn thing, but it gets to him so fucking much he can't shut up about it. If it was a joke that didn't land you'd just make a comment when you were talking to Josh and make fun of him in that moment and let it go. But the fact that we're still talking about it indicates it REALLY fucking bothers him. You don't consistently make fun of a joke that doesn't bother you for this long. You only do it because you're trying to invalidate it, meaning, it really hit a nerve.

So it all comes down to Ralph just being very petty. Nobody here has an interest in cancelling Ralph or the Killstream. Nobody here even wants it to fail. Nobody even gives a fuck about what goes on over there. Josh doesn't give a fuck either. But Ralph very, very much cares what goes on here. A lot. That's what it comes down to. Ralph is petty and spiteful. Josh is indifferent. Which only pisses Ralph off more.
 
I just started laughing at this prospect.



I kind of do, but part of my job is to understand people. As much as I fucking hate people, I'm not autistic. I understand them. Don't learn to be empathetic. If there's one thing that'll make you hate people, its understanding them.

Simply put, Ralph is a petty bitch. He's always been a petty bitch. Ralph hates that he has a thread here. Ralph hates that Josh released DMs. The corn joke he REALLY fucking hates and it got to him. It landed, despite him insisting it didn't. How do I know it landed? Because he did the exact same shit when he was first mocked with the gunt insult. He tried to stamp it out and was furiously insisting that it didn't get to him, but when it wasn't going away he had to accept it. But the behavior was identical, except he doesn't feel like he has to put up with the corn thing, but it gets to him so fucking much he can't shut up about it. If it was a joke that didn't land you'd just make a comment when you were talking to Josh and make fun of him in that moment and let it go. But the fact that we're still talking about it indicates it REALLY fucking bothers him.

So it all comes down to Ralph just being very petty. Nobody here has an interest in cancelling Ralph or the Killstream. Nobody here even wants it to fail. Nobody even gives a fuck about what goes on over there. Josh doesn't give a fuck either. But Ralph very, very much cares what goes on here. A lot. That's what it comes down to. Ralph is petty and spiteful. Josh is indifferent. Which only pisses Ralph off more.

While he's clearly triggered by the Corn meme I think the majority of his anger comes down to this thread, for the most part everything else is just a smokescreen and justification to be a bitch to josh; a bit about Ralph having so much bad blood with people that him dissapearing would make life better for others turns into Josh legitimately wanting to get rid of him, posting his DM's which were basically a 1:1 copy of his public tweets at the same times is suddenly a disgusting betrayal of trust and shows the quality of josh. He might take some offence to these actions themselves but the obsession and petty outbursts that escape from him are far and above what the original 'slights' should entail.

The thread immortalizes all his worst hits and it's in one singular easy to find place. He can't flag it off youtube, he can't bargain to get it taken down, he can't yell over it on a stream and call it a pedo, his enemies openly post on it, he fucking LOATHES it possibly more than anything or anyone else on the internet. It's analogous to the Sam and Tolki mega thread aimed at Boogie.
 
for the most part everything else is just a smokescreen and justification to be a bitch to josh
He only hates Josh because of this thread, and attacking Josh is his way of trying to discredit it. Like if only people realized that Josh was an incel with a weird penis then Ralph will regain the dignity and respect that he deserves.

The corn joke isn't even accurate. Ralph is more like a mad dog that wasn't put down after biting the neighbor's kid and now lives chained up in the backyard: unloved, hungry, sad, snapping at anything that come near it.
 
I don't know what the beef is between him and Jersh.

Haven't been able to listen to the killstream now that Warski is on it.

It's like listening to a retarded caveman grunt, fart, and say really dumb shit over other people for two hours.

I wish Tonka had shown up to that fight and murdered him.
 
I really don't understand why Ralph is so upset with Josh. Is it seriously over that one little joke about corn? Jewsh was obviously referencing the way Kumite went down, and the way "ibs" seems almost seasonal, like the last person to become popular from it is the first one to fertilize the ground for the new crop of eceleb drama grifters ready to make a buck off your festering corpse. Nobody saw it as Josh attacking Ralph, it was just a funny prediction. Why is he so mad?

1 part: Ralph has microbial thin skin.
1 part: He was unable to defeat PPP in any fashion and the PPP stint is effectively a dead superberry draw.
2 part: Ralph wanted a wider known name to become the next few day draw for superberries for the next killstream feud. Jewsh being lackadaisical as he is, Ralph will claim another "win" when knowing that a "fight" would never occur with Jewsh in the first place.
In short: It's an easy way to claim an easy win for few extra superberries for his whales to coom to.
 
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Imagine the chimpout he would have if this thread got moved to Deathfats..

There's like a 70% chance that Ethan Ralph's need to prove that it doesn't bother him would have him doing mukbangs within a week

I don't know what the beef is between him and Jersh.

Jewsh made an offhand joke about the bloodsports audience being bloodthirsty that started with "I don't even dislike Ralph, but..."
 
Ralph reacts so negatively to the "Sacrifice him to ensure the corn comes in" because if he were to quit the gunt report he'd have no way to acquire booze money.

He views the joke as Josh standing in the way of his next bottle of cheap booze.
 
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