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WanderingVagabond said:
Relax floss. Room 401 is just a normal classroom with textbooks on empathy, self-care, self-confidence, a desk, supplies, and videos on socializing.

Would you like a pen or mechanical pencil?
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Oh, good. I was hoping it wasn't 4 times worse than 101.

Mechanical, please.
 
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flossman said:
Prouder than I ever thought possible. :heart-full:
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Well, we watched Cop Dog. Has a 3/10 on IMDb for some stupid reason.

Our lord and savior goes by the name of Marlowe.
In the beginning, Cop Dog was born on a planet. Not our fair planet Earth mind you, one far, far away from the realms of human comprehension. Whether for glory or goodwill, he travels on a journey to Earth as a bastion of hope for the rest of his dying breed. As you would probably expect, he accidentally falls into the hands of a simple father, one who happens to be an officer of the law. He trains this dog in Ways of the Cop, teaching him the values of justice and perseverance. The Dog that is now a Cop uses this training and budding desire to be involved in the plights of other races in order to help the officer track down a pair of jewelry criminals. He dies due to stuff happening.

Fast forward to the mans son, named Robby, being relinquished the Dog by a grieving mother. Cop Dog is not pleased with this result. Understanding his imminent doom at the hands of an ignorant 8 year old, he implants his cosmic seed into a female dog to insure his descendants survive long after his mortal body dies. While the boy is on a mission to expose the criminals who killed his father, Cop Dog meets his unfortunate accidental demise when a blue semi truck runs him down.

Through fate or mere chance, Cop Dog becomes an immortal ghost trapped in limbo between the physical and spiritual realm. Long story short, they go on a bizarre adventure using Cop Dogs spooky powers to catch the criminals in a manner much like "Home Alone meets Scooby Doo".
The caveat is that every time the boy uses a magic whistle to summon the Dog to the physical world from limbo, a piece of its soul is forcefully broken.
At the journey's end, the criminals are caught and all is well. Cop Dog was able to finally move on to the spirit world with his master and his puppy descendants were able to live on and continue the breed of Cop Dog's for generations to come.

And that was the story of Cop Dog. He will live on among the stars in our hearts forever.
 
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Stratomsk said:
Well, we watched Cop Dog. Has a 3/10 on IMDb for some stupid reason.

Our lord and savior goes by the name of Marlowe.
In the beginning, Cop Dog was born on a planet. Not our fair planet Earth mind you, one far, far away from the realms of human comprehension. Whether for glory or goodwill, he travels on a journey to Earth as a bastion of hope for the rest of his dying breed. As you would probably expect, he accidentally falls into the hands of a simple father, one who happens to be an officer of the law. He trains this dog in Ways of the Cop, teaching him the values of justice and perseverance. The Dog that is now a Cop uses this training and budding desire to be involved in the plights of other races in order to help the officer track down a pair of jewelry criminals. He dies due to stuff happening.

Fast forward to the mans son, named Robby, being relinquished the Dog by a grieving mother. Cop Dog is not pleased with this result. Understanding his imminent doom at the hands of an ignorant 8 year old, he implants his cosmic seed into a female dog to insure his descendants survive long after his mortal body dies. While the boy is on a mission to expose the criminals who killed his father, Cop Dog meets his unfortunate accidental demise when a blue semi truck runs him down.

Through fate or mere chance, Cop Dog becomes an immortal ghost trapped in limbo between the physical and spiritual realm. Long story short, they go on a bizarre adventure using Cop Dogs spooky powers to catch the criminals in a manner much like "Home Alone meets Scooby Doo".
The caveat is that every time the boy uses a magic whistle to summon the Dog to the physical world from limbo, a piece of its soul is forcefully broken.
At the journey's end, the criminals are caught and all is well. Cop Dog was able to finally move on to the spirit world with his master and his puppy descendants were able to live on and continue the breed of Cop Dog's for generations to come.

And that was the story of Cop Dog. He will live on among the stars in our hearts forever.
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@flossman our liege, we have done this for you. Gaze upon this holy tapestry.
 
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supdup said:
I think women care less about a man's appearance than they care about a women's appearance. They, as a whole, have a bias blind spot.
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They're upset that hot girls are out having fun and only fuck guys who are extremely attractive and date "total packages" and not them.
They just see better looking guys getting laid but in reality the kind of women they want are settling down with guys who have a high sum value:

  • Sees he man get one night stand: "I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THAT OR I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX"
  • Sees athlete/doctor/model get married to flawless woman: "SHE MARRIED HIM FOR HIS GIANT CHIN! I NEED PLASTIC SURGERY!"
  • Sees fat indian/comedian/poet walking around with a hot white chick: "HE DOESN'T DESERVE HER OUTLIER! OUTLIER! GOLDDIGGER RRRRAAAAGGGEE!!!!"

It's fucking hilarious.
 
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WanderingVagabond said:
From their Comics, Remastered thread:

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Do women like it when a guy has a skull and syringe tattoo on their crotch? Asking for a friend
 
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DawnMachine said:
Do women like it when a guy has a skull and syringe tattoo on their crotch? Asking for a friend
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Not sure. They do like sucking cock though. Which every man should be glad for. But apparently, some men (i use the term lightly) are so confused, they want to have sex with women, but hate women who have sex.
 
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