🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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he does that with his own existence though, his appearance and demeanor are beyond saving to the point he functions as a blemish on the face of the world
its kind of an abstract measurement since ralph doesnt really interact with either woman in person though, i mean probably anyone could get even hotter women to entertain the idea of a relationship if the only work on their part is saying they are your gf.
Ralph is severely thin-skinned and always was, even joking that someone would sacrifice him in a cartoony manner is enough. He made one paypig of his the butt of the streams joke and brought callers on to dogpile him because a drunken Ralph misunderstood something he said as a joke, not even a harsh one at that i think he misunderstood Elmer as making a mild fat joke. It doesnt matter if you pay his bills one slip up that you didnt actually make on the level of a playground joke will result him instantly firing back with the lowest thing he can find on you and trying to ruin your life. He reads this thread constantly and saves Godwinson clips, he tried to ruin PPPs life for his drunken asshole exposing stream when everyone else insulted saw that it was a mentally man breaking down who severely needs intervention forgot they were even targeted in their laughter and or pity.
i cant drive home how thin skinned he is, he has google alerts for his name and will comb the internet for even indirect mentions of himself. hes the kind of lowlife who would strike at a child in anger if they took a harsh tone because he was standing on their mom's grave. he exposed flamenco as having actual autism because he told him not to pillstream himself
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He's desperately reaching for any content he can find, the war against null is content for ralph I guess
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Nora looked like a bit of a mess, but actually had stuff going on in her life, that didn't just involve drinking herself to death with a husband that still lived with his mother.
theguntsexpartner
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@Null Make this happen plz
Yeah nah it makes sense what you say about him being thinned skinned remember what also happened with Lord Akira who made a joke and the Gunt went full nuclear on him. There are countless examples of him being butthurt about the smallest thing but one of the users above is right, he does manage to make small jokes about himself.
he makes jokes about himself but disingenuously or if he manages to get to the point where he convinces himself his flaw is actually something to be proud of. i think thats why he latched onto the anti sjw side of things, hes not someone who had issue with the over reach of societys current obsession with tolerance, hes just someone who wanted to make something that was perceived as one of his flaws into something to be proud of
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"Even I make fun of myself! I don't care if you do it!"*
* Must be mild, unoffensive jokes
* Must bookend it with saying how it's a joke and how you're totally jealous of the money he makes or that he's a cool guy
* Must give him money via lemons or patreon
* Must be mild, unoffensive jokes
* Must bookend it with saying how it's a joke and how you're totally jealous of the money he makes or that he's a cool guy
* Must give him money via lemons or patreon
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That would be a good idea.. honestly I feel like we are or have reached a point where Ralph and the autism vortex that surrounds him might be deserving of the DSP/Yaniv treatment and be given his own Subforum within the Internet Famous sphere. So much info about Ralph gets buried and speculation becomes mixed in when it could be discussed more effectively in a speculation thread as opposed to the general thread. I can think about all these potential threads off the top of my head:@Null Make this happen plz
1) Threads on the various Killstream co-hosts and regular callers
2) Speculation on Ralph's financial situation
3) Gunt art thread
4) Threads on Ralph's various a-logs (Dispatch, Plate Gang, maybe move Zoom and PPPs thread at the discretion of the admins and Null)
5) Ralph's past and current relationships
6) Threads on various major events like Pillstreams (plus to my knowledge there has been at least 3 trashfire threads in the past that Ralph was a major player in or the main subject of)
This is all up to Null and the admins though, I know it would need to be moderated and threads on people like Gator and Bibble would need to be written with proper OPs but I feel there's some potential there. Also it would most definitely accelerate the corn harvest.
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As funny as it would be to have his own subforum I think at least bibble and gaytor needs their own threads with full info on everything first and that's not something available at the moment, unless I just missed it. It would totally make ralph even more upset though
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There's quite a bit of Gator info out there but it's not really all in one place just sort of scattered about. Bibble is still fairly new to the fold so as far as I know there isn't much out there yet on him. That's sort of my point in the proposal, there's tons of info out there on Ralph and the other Killstream members but it's either in places outside of the farms or buried a few hundred pages deep within Ralph's thread. It's just an idea, I don't expect it to actually become a thing.
Lucas Silva #4903141
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Oh, please, shortly after the pillstream, Ralph was pulling similar shit on Null. Remember "better people than me have called you a pedophile"? The lockdown has nothing to do with this, Ralph is just being a bitch.
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Official request for @Null or any mod to move this thread to Deathfats for extra lulz. The Gunt should be surrounded by its people, after all.
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Last thing we need is internet famous breaking its containment forum.
Cat Menagerie
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Most deathfats are at least interesting. Ralph does not have that going for him. He is just a z-list eceleb who happens to be very fat.
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Maybe we could give him an "honorable mention" on deathfats and just link it back to this thread.
I kinda just want to see him throw another bitch fit.
I kinda just want to see him throw another bitch fit.
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No, that's far more attention than Ralph deserves. "Deathfats" would be funny just to see if he chimps about it or pretends not to see it.
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As someone who really enjoys laughing at ralph, he doesnt need a subforum. He is not nearly interesting enough for that.
His history is not funny like the people who have their own boards, only the present is funny. We just laugh at the dancing monkey as he does what he does with the knowledge he will read every sentence.
His orbiters are too boring. The plate gang are pretty dull. Zoom should stay in his own thread where he belongs.
I dont know about anyone else but the only thing i find engaging about him are the fact he reads this thread and photoshopping his face into dumb memes.
This thread is dead most of the time even when he is putting out like 20 hours of livestream a week.
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I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.
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Bryan Dunn and Ralph doing a house share? I'd paypig that shit if Ralph gets a bottle of Woodford a day.
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Maybe while you're at it you can go back to working in the lumber yard and do the same thing that happened last time you were there.
Watch this video at timestamp 22:17.
You Moron.
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