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You need not speculate, the girl herself posted it
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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While I'm often wrong, it's my understanding that this is not the note in question, but rather one he left a bartender or something. Lucas has left quite a few such notes.
Based on his admissions, and the content of known notes, I expect the note to the barrista to include: 1) telomere talk, 2) a mention of his "recent" lack of sexual activity, 3) contact info, especially to his website, and 4) drawings of telomeres enriched sperm
That's not the note he gave the Starbucks girl. He gave that note to a bartender and it happen before the Starbucks incident. The Starbucks note has not turned up public.
WonderWino
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It was my understanding that in the interview lucas strongly implied he didn't think that dan eisenberg actually contacted him to tell him to shut up and thinks its some kind of troll. Which is obvious bs because dan clearly proved who he is enough to scare lucas shitless at the idea of getting into legal trouble from continuing to try to sell his work and continue using it to justify trying to do questionable things with teen girls
I suspect what we witnessed today was lucas doing a retcon in real time to try to avoid looking bad during the interview. Not that it helped him any
That said, with that seagull constantly going off at him it made me wonder if lucas's future is to end up like that woman with the birds in home alone 2, only in his case he would be a creepy pedo that lived in the park, has seagulls perching on him and clothes that are drenched in seagull shit from them and proceeds to regularly emerge from the bushes during public events to scare the shit out of high school girls
Because that is definitely a future I can see him having
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The name of the generation keeps changing, but Lucas's pedophilia stays the same!
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I'm mildly curious, where does Lucas expect to have sex should a nubile teen land in his lap?
Does he expect her to have a place? Is he planning to anally torture her behind the Red Robbin after a burger and fries? Some romantic discarded mattress under the freeway?
Does he expect her to have a place? Is he planning to anally torture her behind the Red Robbin after a burger and fries? Some romantic discarded mattress under the freeway?
WonderWino
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He probably hopes the teen in question has a house (because of course 16 year olds have houses....) or a van or something to fuck in
On that note, I can see it going like this:
Just replace homer with lucas trying to ask to use the van. It fits his creeper behavior perfectly
Come to think of it that entire video is eerily close to lucas's kind of behavior. Right down to barney resembling a young lucas
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During his podcast appearance, Lucas painted a very sad picture of his encounter with Kiki:
So, this major event in his life consisted of buying Kiki fries, giving her his number without being offered one in return, and then parting ways. All in 30 minutes. Which left him on cloud 9. Further proof that Lucas ascribes great significance to trivial social interactions. This asymmetrical importance is one of his sadder characteristics.
Also note the blushing, something Lucas often brings up. To hear Lucas tell it, women are always blushing at him, which means they want him.
His mating strategy isn't to make a nest, but rather offer food and weed, and advertise his potent jizz.
If a Zoomer bae were to offer up her womb and asshole to Lucas, where would he anally torture her? Does he assume he'd be welcome at her place? Could he persuade her to get fisted in a porta potty? Perhaps the bathroom at Red Robin?
This is a problem Lucas will never have occasion to solve.
So, this major event in his life consisted of buying Kiki fries, giving her his number without being offered one in return, and then parting ways. All in 30 minutes. Which left him on cloud 9. Further proof that Lucas ascribes great significance to trivial social interactions. This asymmetrical importance is one of his sadder characteristics.
Also note the blushing, something Lucas often brings up. To hear Lucas tell it, women are always blushing at him, which means they want him.
I too have wondered about this. I suspect Lucas hasn't thought this logistical problem through. That would require planning and foresight, which he lacks.
His mating strategy isn't to make a nest, but rather offer food and weed, and advertise his potent jizz.
If a Zoomer bae were to offer up her womb and asshole to Lucas, where would he anally torture her? Does he assume he'd be welcome at her place? Could he persuade her to get fisted in a porta potty? Perhaps the bathroom at Red Robin?
This is a problem Lucas will never have occasion to solve.
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gawd, took a time machine back to page 15 of this thread. Lucas hitting on a 15 yr old on facebook. Gross hobo photos on page 14 too. He gets older (and fatter) they stay the same age!
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I was just back in the older part of the thread. He was staying in House of Charity when the Starbucks thing happened. So definitely a lot has changed. I don't think I've ever seen someone fail that hard at going back to school.
Lucas said he hung out with the black girl a half hour. Now they meet on a sidewalk, say hello to each other, Lucas talks her into eating at the burger place, they talk over the menu, they order the food,( the post below --chicken sandwich, fries ) wait to get the food, Lucas stares longingly into her eyes while they eat, she says she has errands to run, he invites himself along, they go and get on a bus(wait for bus?), he keeps staring longingly into her eyes while riding the bus till they get to the 711 where she's getting off, he shakes her hand, gives her his phone no and instagram, waves goodbye. Now all this happened in the span of half hour?
In the interview he said he saw her again the next day, she was wearing a beautiful dress. What are the chances that he'd see the girl again. She got off at a 711, so was he stalking the area of the 711 to see if he would see her again?
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Yeah I’m thinking if there even was a bus ride, he’s not counting that part because he simply followed her onto the bus and stalked her til she got off.
I doubt they sat down in an actual restaurant. More like he bought food from a food truck and brought it over as his creepy mating-gift and she reluctantly took it, then he tried to give her his number and she said she had a boyfriend and he insisted on giving it to her regardless. Then she likely got on the bus, he followed like a creep, she realized she was still being followed and like a smart woman, did NOT take the bus home so he could figure out where she lived. Instead she got off at a random stop and walked inside to where there were other customers and she would be safe.
IF this bus ride happened and this all took half an hour, that seems most logical...who gets on a bus to ride THAT short a distance, and to a 7-eleven of all places, after she clearly just ate? She may work there but it seems an odd time of day to start her shift. He said had “errands to run.” What errands are you fuckin running at a 7-eleven? Are the kids low on taquitos and big gulps at home?
Congrats Werner, you bought food for someone who didn’t ask you to, then you followed them onto the bus until they got uncomfortable and creeped out and exited the bus rapidly at a random stop to find safety from you in a busy shop. Cloud 9 mate, cloud fuckin 9
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Lucas is like a much more pathetic version of Zapp Brannigan. "I have talked to a woman! Inform the men!"
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....and to top it all off he had given her his instagram. Can you imagine what must have been going through her mind after that mini stalking incident if she actually took at look at it? He comes off as a raging lunatic on instagram, she would have been scared shitless that he was following her around at that point. Thats the kind of encounter that makes women buy guns, tasers and pepper spray
and of course, lucas is totally oblivious to how creepy and unacceptable his behavior was. I have no doubt that following her around on the bus was a deliberate attempt to find out where she lived or worked. Why else would he do that? He had better be careful if he really does happen to run into her again after that incident or he'll end up freaking her out enough to sic the cops on him again. It'll be starbucks incident 2.0, and of course he again won't acknowledge or accept that it was done because he was being creepy and stalkerish
if he keeps it up this is in his future:
and i'll just point out again how eerily similar to barney lucas looks
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Feb 22, 2018 is the exact date The Wern switched from Millennials to Gen Z, for the curious.
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Even when doped to the gills, his mind is just welded to this child-chasing obsession.
Oh and PS, evidence suggests that despite cannabidiol helping calm schizos, THC is largely found to make schizo symptoms worse after the initial high fades. I doubt Pukas would ever take THC-less tinctures or something, though. He's too in love with the idea that smoking weed makes him cool.
PS Goldaor should have asked him how sharing joints with strangers meshed with his condemnation of Gen Z Covid-19 sexual shenanigans spreading the virus.
(Could you imagine smoking a joint that had just been in Lucas's mouth?)
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Lucas will love this:-
Telomeres in the Guardian - oh my...
Telomeres in the Guardian - oh my...
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This article is great. It refutes Lucas in so many small but significant ways. It actually says women who suffer domestic violence have significantly shorter telomeres, so Lucas may have been responsible for shortening Suzanne's telomeres! You heard it here first - Lucas shortens telomeres ! It also says a diet full of junk food sugary drinks and red meat shortens telomeres. I wonder who that could apply to? Same thing with lack of exercise, and also not managing your stress. Looks like all that hobo rage is going to be eating into your long telomeres Lucas!
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There is a surprisingly robust genre of Lucas Werner dance music. Perfect for grooving with fertile 16 year olds at a dance where the soda flows and no man under 35, or woman over 24, is admitted.
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Now that I’ve had some time to reflect on that interview, I’m taken aback by how dysregulated Lucas’ emotions are. I’d always cut him some slack on his solo videos because I thought he was just addressing that ghosts of his psyche in an unscripted manner, but an actual conversation plays out in the exact same way. It is wall to wall grievances no matter the subject and his visceral indignation at perceived wrongs is probably the most authentic thing about Lucas. In as little as 30 words he can go from a neutral or even friendly disposition to absolute agitation with zero prompts or goading by an interlocutor. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the only reason Lucas isn’t in state custody and forcefully administered anti-psychotics is his aversion to confrontation with men.
His position on mental illness being a scam was expected. That is the go to talking point for people trying to avoid being accountable to themselves and others and yet Lucas has no qualms receiving funds for his mental illness. These kinds of contradictions are a staple in Lucas’ ramblings and he is effectively blind to them thanks to his malignant narcissism. All of Lucas’ mental resources are devoted to dwelling on various wrongs committed against him by individuals and society. You can tell he rehearses this litany of injustices all day to himself, because when it comes time to speak he’ll perform these somersaults of logic that bewilder listeners if they are not already familiar with his style of diatribes. He just assumes that anyone who is listening can follow the tortuous path his reasoning takes because he has performed it so many times in his head that he mistakes familiarity with lucidity.
A very common feature of narcissism is that those afflicted with it have a very poor and shallow understanding of human nature. I think this is why Lucas can’t help but frame everything in terms of commodification His go to method is nothing more than exchanging food, weed, and money for the attention of young women. His friendship with males will cost them access to available women. I’m wildly amused that he asks for phone numbers as if they were the combination to the security box that is young vagina. Lucas does not comprehend the obvious fact that 100% of young women will not be thrilled or even mildly curious about the fact that a 40 year old mentally ill vagrant, who is totally unknown to them, is texting or calling them. Again we see our boy totally oblivious to the exposed and naked contradiction of treating young women like chattel and his espoused politics.
Speaking of politics, Lucas’ articulation of his is by far the best monument to his decaying state. You can tell he just picks movements and trends associated with young adults and adopts them as his own in some kind of retarded courtship display. He has no working knowledge of any topic because he is primarily focused on perceived wrongs, he doesn’t have the resources or patience to learn about anything that doesn’t benefit him immediately. My second favorite part of the interview was him trying to explain to the host about his mindset when approaching the fictional “kiki” on the street. To spark a conversation he was actually going to bring up Madalyn Murray O'Hair
He is by far and away my favorite Cow.
His position on mental illness being a scam was expected. That is the go to talking point for people trying to avoid being accountable to themselves and others and yet Lucas has no qualms receiving funds for his mental illness. These kinds of contradictions are a staple in Lucas’ ramblings and he is effectively blind to them thanks to his malignant narcissism. All of Lucas’ mental resources are devoted to dwelling on various wrongs committed against him by individuals and society. You can tell he rehearses this litany of injustices all day to himself, because when it comes time to speak he’ll perform these somersaults of logic that bewilder listeners if they are not already familiar with his style of diatribes. He just assumes that anyone who is listening can follow the tortuous path his reasoning takes because he has performed it so many times in his head that he mistakes familiarity with lucidity.
A very common feature of narcissism is that those afflicted with it have a very poor and shallow understanding of human nature. I think this is why Lucas can’t help but frame everything in terms of commodification His go to method is nothing more than exchanging food, weed, and money for the attention of young women. His friendship with males will cost them access to available women. I’m wildly amused that he asks for phone numbers as if they were the combination to the security box that is young vagina. Lucas does not comprehend the obvious fact that 100% of young women will not be thrilled or even mildly curious about the fact that a 40 year old mentally ill vagrant, who is totally unknown to them, is texting or calling them. Again we see our boy totally oblivious to the exposed and naked contradiction of treating young women like chattel and his espoused politics.
Speaking of politics, Lucas’ articulation of his is by far the best monument to his decaying state. You can tell he just picks movements and trends associated with young adults and adopts them as his own in some kind of retarded courtship display. He has no working knowledge of any topic because he is primarily focused on perceived wrongs, he doesn’t have the resources or patience to learn about anything that doesn’t benefit him immediately. My second favorite part of the interview was him trying to explain to the host about his mindset when approaching the fictional “kiki” on the street. To spark a conversation he was actually going to bring up Madalyn Murray O'Hair
He is by far and away my favorite Cow.