🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Smarty Pants]

I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it

Thanks for the insight, faggot. He's only been sperging out in this thread for like a year and a half now.

He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder.

What really gets him mad is talking about having more views and making more money. You being in this thread will only confirm in his mind that you're an obsessed sperg just like the rest of us. He could make a joke by posting a picture of you being fat now and captioning it "This is the average KiwiFarms user", thus discrediting Josh's forum and Ethan's thread in particular.

If anything you're just scoring points for him on 3 internet shit-flinging fronts at once.

And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

Even with the benefit of having a thousand pages documenting Ethan's spergery, I have full faith that you'll find a way to fuck things up in a way that posts ITT from 2019 will end up debunking you.

Shit that you'll likely fuck up: The Akira Doxing, the trash burgers, the CP stream with Warski and the FBI investigation.

 

[MeltyTW]

I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

if you listen to one piece of advice from here, dont do a "ralph is a bigot" angle, just dont, no one who has any remaining interest in him cares and itll just make him squeak his "im not a racist im an entertainer" copy and pasted screed over and over for a few extra lemons than usual from his idiotic viewers who cant get enough of that. even if you find out something that ralph cant dispute just do something else with that info itll just be buried under "oh kraut is calling me a racist like he does everyone, the sperg" and not be payed attention to

 

[KittyLoaf]

And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

I'm going to break from the norm and give you, Kraut, some solid advice - stay away from drama. Shitposts are fine, retarded "exposés" are not your forte, at all.

Every goddamn time you enter into this arena, you fuck it up. And it blows up in your face, in ways that are extremely entertaining to the Farms. By all means, if you want to keep shooting yourself in the foot, I'll grab more popcorn.

But you fell fucking hard and managed - by keeping out of this stupid shit - to recover and build a decent channel. No one expected you to recover, but you did.

Why not just laugh from the sidelines, while enjoying the success you've managed to achieve?

 

[Popper Whiting]

If he is doing what he always does, its his editor @adezero3

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Ralph seems to have a kink for barely passable women with big foreheads.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan Dunn and Ralph doing a house share? I'd paypig that shit if Ralph gets a bottle of Woodford a day.

There is absolutely no way in hell I'd live with that fatass.

 

[Superman93]

thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

Let me give you some advice. You have successful YouTube channel. You are on no ones radar. Life for you as far as I’m aware is good right now. There’s no need to entangle yourself in the obese drunk autism that is Ethan Ralph. The guy is going to self implode like retard. He’s already been caught false flagging YouTube channels and is proven he can’t take banter. There’s no need to needlessly insert yourself into drama especially when you yourself is a lolcow. Considering your history in this sphere, attempting to make any gay expose video will only end badly for you.

Just sit and watch.

 

[Leominster]

Ralph seems to have a kink for barely passable women with big foreheads.
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He definitely does. I noticed a month ago. Your post confirms it.

Maybe he has a thing for gigantic foreheads and that's why he always talks about Suzy Lu opening an OnlyFans, giving her a facial, etc.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

Don’t. Why give the little shit impetus to feud with people and prolong his addictions? Let him keep setting himself on fire over minor jokes. The fact that you get more views that he ever did even after you destroyed your own repution is more than enough to send him into a rage.

 

[nyess]

I'm sure ralph would've liked for Kiwi Farms to be down so he wouldn't have the impulse to lurk this thread, but much like his gunt the farms are still here

 

[Hamsteroid]

Ralph seems to have a kink for barely passable women with big foreheads.
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[William Tell Underpass]

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Maybe he's got one of those complexes where he thinks if he finds a girl who isn't that hot she's more likely to stay with him.
Or possibly he's funny in DMs/VC and assures her "Baby, it's just a character" and the ring's on the finger before she realises what happened.

Either way he does seem to love the 5head.

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[instythot]

I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it.

Is your friend fat, retarded and Canadian, or is your friend slender, British and possibly homosexual?

if you listen to one piece of advice from here, dont do a "ralph is a bigot" angle, just dont, no one who has any remaining interest in him cares

If @Kraut absolutely must make an ill-advised video on Ralph, he should do it in a shitposting style with only a passing regard for truth and accuracy. Those get the best results, especially if there is a kernel of truth at the heart of the irresponsible speculation

Ralph seems to have a kink for barely passable women with big foreheads.
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The observation is probably a side effect of the group of women willing to fulfil his actual kink: women who agree to touch his penis even after sobering up

 

[Carcinogenesis]

I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.

Quite possibly the worst thing to do. Ralph has lost most of his following after being kicked off YouTube and acting like an idiot. He's alienated many fans and decided to make an enemy out of this site by antagonizing its owner. He's a Z-list celebrity at best, your new audience will be wondering why they should care about Ralph and his shrinking social circle.

 

[shex]

mfw people are actively trying to discourage a shitshow occurring. make the video @Kraut, just don't fuck it up too badly.

 

[instythot]

mfw people are actively trying to discourage a shitshow occurring. make the video @Kraut, just don't fuck it up too badly.

Maybe this will be the well paced, hilarious and to the point video on JF fucking retards we never got instead of a video on pregnant fish that went nowhere

 

[William Tell Underpass]

mfw people are actively trying to discourage a shitshow occurring. make the video @Kraut, just don't fuck it up too badly.

Regardless what we tell him he will do what he will do.
This just makes it funnier in the Dame Pesos video when he gets kicked in the teeth and he already knew that it was a bad idea and why.

 

[Freeman]

if he finds a girl who isn't that hot

You say that as if he has a choice in the matter.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I wanted to put this on twitter but the twitter overlords want my phone number so i will leave this here. Ralph you're going for pretty cheap these days, good to see your sacrifice was not in vein, you at least managed to make a contribution to society.

 

[HawkingChawkras]

Ralph seems to have a kink for barely passable women with big foreheads.
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It takes a real woman to get her man to post in her True Blood review blog.

 

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

Well, if you wanted more, here it is. I said I’d keep the girl out of it, but these race riots have got choosing my associations carefully. Anyways, here’s a picture of Gator’s favorite Puerto Rican chocha:

I feel like the caption just adds so much, it had to be shared. Also Shannon’s girl got black’d, must be added to the lore.