Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Don't give her any ideas, she's gonna start blaming astrology for her fuck-ups.

I’d prefer her blame astrology at this point.
I really just want her to download Co-Star or The Pattern so they can tell her what a shit show she is. I’m all for free will and yada yada but the idea of there being something in the cards that keeps her tarded out is so amusing. ( her being a Scorpio is one neg against her already. She has all the worst traits of that sign)
 
Happy 700!

Also, I'm waiting to hear back from a certain Kiwi about a piece of Staph lore they sent me a few months ago but said not to post. It's not that big, but it's the kind of thing that might cause Staph to flip out. Haven't posted it because no interfering with cows, etc etc even though I think we'd all get a laugh out of it.
Well goddamnit you can't just jerk our dicks like this and not have it pay off, give us the deets
 
It was.

Oh my god, is the Museum of Bad Art still a thing? Please tell me they're still a thing. The world needs to appreciate this, and Staphhy even provided a pretentious artist statement to go with it... plus hey, maybe being displayed in an honest-to-God museum would help her sell her shit to literally anyone but people buying for a laugh!

Seriously I'd pay your friend double what he paid if he could get it in there, lol.
 
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😬 there's a lot to unpack here
 
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Lol nobody has EVER called you a man.
Literally ever
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Now you might be on a real watch list lol
 
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Lol nobody has EVER called you a man.
Literally ever
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Notice how that list of all the people she's tried to date conveniently leaves out all the men and the fact that she told these women she wasn't sexually attracted to any of them, because she's straight.

I'd go so far as to say that Stephanie is the opposite of asexual: she's aplatonic. She, like a lot of cluster b's, is damn near incapable of sustaining a relationship that isn't built on sexual or emotional entanglement. Be it lust, obsession, hatred, devotion, Stephanie demands an intense emotion as the centerpost to any relationship, she's not capable of just having a regular friendship. She has to make it into something ''more'', something bigger. This extends to her family and her professional life as well. She insists that her old boss, for example, hated her. It's very likely that at most, her boss felt annoyance at her incompetence, but Stephanie insists it's seething hatred. Same for her father, and a lot of other people she meets whom she can't classify as any other strong emotion. Even strangers are assigned a strong emotion eve when they most likely don't even notice her at all.

She's not just capable of sexual attraction, she's incapable of platonic interaction.

Also, barely related, it's hilarious that she's still trying to claim that she doesn't have a vagina or ovaries when they specifically left behind an ovary and she admits to fingering herself viciously for spells and such.
 
Okay, so full disclosure I have not WATCHED the Hellraiser series, but I'm just going to take a wild guess here based on my general understanding of the character...
Dude is supposed to be some sort of deepest level of hell, beyond mortal comprehension, Lovecraftian sort of entity of suffering, right? Now I uh, don't exactly get being turned on by 'you're such a baby' anyways, but dear christ that was like reading naughty fanfiction and some smooth, silvertongued, shakespearian-vocabulary character suddenly dropping a 'fuck her right in the pussy'. That doesn't match at all. That shit didn't sound like anything to do with this character, I would assume he's well-spoken and this sounded like an awkward roleplay with your first boyfriend in highschool. Plus, he's a demon with unspeakable powers and his idea of 'torment' is suddenly ooooh, spankies? This person had zero imagination and no consideration for the character and it showed. You could substitute like, Michael Scott from The Office every time it says Pinhead and it would make about as much sense.

I want to say 'Stapphy you're a wierd degenerate sex pest' but honestly, for once, this wasn't degenerate enough. If you're gonna be a monsterfucker than at least commit.
 
Okay, so full disclosure I have not WATCHED the Hellraiser series, but I'm just going to take a wild guess here based on my general understanding of the character...
Dude is supposed to be some sort of deepest level of hell, beyond mortal comprehension, Lovecraftian sort of entity of suffering, right? Now I uh, don't exactly get being turned on by 'you're such a baby' anyways, but dear christ that was like reading naughty fanfiction and some smooth, silvertongued, shakespearian-vocabulary character suddenly dropping a 'fuck her right in the pussy'. That doesn't match at all. That shit didn't sound like anything to do with this character, I would assume he's well-spoken and this sounded like an awkward roleplay with your first boyfriend in highschool. Plus, he's a demon with unspeakable powers and his idea of 'torment' is suddenly ooooh, spankies? This person had zero imagination and no consideration for the character and it showed. You could substitute like, Michael Scott from The Office every time it says Pinhead and it would make about as much sense.

I want to say 'Stapphy you're a wierd degenerate sex pest' but honestly, for once, this wasn't degenerate enough. If you're gonna be a monsterfucker than at least commit.
I didn't bother reading the thirst post but I have read the book and seen the (good) movies.
It starts out with Frank solving the puzzle because he's so horny, people bore him. He's expecting the cenobites to bring him to some eternal orgy, but instead he is faced with unimaginable torment because all of his nerve endings are suddenly unimaginably sensitive and then he is pretty much ripped apart.

Anyone who flicks it to Pinhead and thinks that he would actually give them any sort of pleasure has never seen the movie, point blank. Unless Staph gets off to being drawn and quartered.
 
I didn't bother reading the thirst post but I have read the book and seen the (good) movies.
It starts out with Frank solving the puzzle because he's so horny, people bore him. He's expecting the cenobites to bring him to some eternal orgy, but instead he is faced with unimaginable torment because all of his nerve endings are suddenly unimaginably sensitive and then he is pretty much ripped apart.

Anyone who flicks it to Pinhead and thinks that he would actually give them any sort of pleasure has never seen the movie, point blank. Unless Staph gets off to being drawn and quartered.

Excuse you sir and or ma'am, it specifies RIGHT THERE in the post that he also will lie down with you for snuggles upon request!
 
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