Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.1%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 309 58.6%
  • Total voters
    527
Kermit the Frog said:
Eh, at least make her take a few deep clean showers beforehand. It's not much of a stretch to say Jenna would be a lot hotter if she actually cared about her personal hygiene and didn't have nasty as fuck, vomit-inducing hair. If mediocre, boring Kat could get herself a simp to pay for everything, Jenna would certainly do better.
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Silkwood showers are not that easy to come by
 
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gaarashatan said:
gotta admit tho, jenna got a nice bod. but that slutty behavior i would steer clear from dont wanna catch nothin

wonder why she look like a snack and kat look like a horse
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Eh, Jenna is thin, that's all. You'll see her body type among a lot of crazy druggie thots like her. Also, reminder that Jenna can't control her bowels.
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
So whats the verdict on good ole Kat? She got a mental illness or what?
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We knew Katherine had serious mental illness at the start of this thread with her court history. And then with her really sad family history. The St. Jean/Whatever family line ending would be best for all.
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
So whats the verdict on good ole Kat? She got a mental illness or what?
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Possibly? I mean, I don't think it would be a surprise to find out that she did, but I also don't think it would be a surprise to find out Jenna made up a diagnosis. Just look at all the other crazy stuff she's said. I hate to say anything that is even remotely defensive of Phil, but if something is wrong with Khet, I don't think it's anything as serious to imply Phil is taking advantage of her. I think they're both using each other, Phil to LARP at being an adult, her for a stable place to live/possibly a bit of LARPing on her part too. At the very least, she doesn't appear to be as tarded out as some of Phil's fans.
 
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Even if the aspergers thing is true, it really doesn't necessarily mean what people think it means. It's not a Chris Chan thing. I work in tech and relatively large portion of employees or clients definitely have aspergers and live completely normal lives. One of our most recent hires has a Ph.D. and wife, and his aspergers is (apparently) limited to occasionally making comments that could read as insensitive.


I think it's much more likely given her history she's just gone off the benzos.
 
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Jenna is invoking Phil's archnemesis:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CBEER3cFGsd/ | http://archive.md/vUBXU
She's coming for you, doughboy :stress:
 
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