I'm just gonna say it.
How many of you cancer survivors out there would have been in the mindset of getting online and making a video like this?
Sure as hell not me.
If she had found out it was truly cancer- I don't think she would be online.
I think, to Big Albert whose ability to look to the future is so low that when she tried she ends up going backwards and looking up her own gigantic arse instead, this is, right now, her chance to shine. To turn all the negativity and bask in the loving embrace of idiots who say "you got this, gurl." There is no room for critical thinking here, just emote. Don't question, just believe.
So. She's bleeding like a stick pig, it's all very dramatic and she's Going to Die unless huge emergency operate now (very LA Psych, eh?) and she stops breathing during emergency surgery then CANCER, o noes! Surely we should get a tableau of fat 'tucky lesbos all bawling their eyes out around the hospital bed in which our gorl forces herself to Fight This, not for herself but for those who adore her. It is so hard, but she must go on, nestled amongst a million machines keeping her delicate body going. Faintly, she croaks acceptance as Density begs she be forgiven, truly they were meant to be together and now Dusty realises and sweeps her frail beloved up in a passionate embrace as Thumbo cleans the bedpans and Dana disappears in a puff of sulphur, boooooo hiss.
Reality? She had a D&C and has been lounging on Pillow Mountain ever since. A very routine, VERY small procedure that was only a complication at all - if it even was - because she is the size of a house. No keeping her in for observation, no rush on pathology, a two-week follow-up, lose-weight-before-surgery etc etc. This....is not an aggressive medical response. It's barely one click above daily routine, and I am pretty sure medical advice was most certainly NOT to just lay there and bulge. She had a scrape, but she's making more fuss than people who have had major organs removed.
But in that fat, stupid head, it's fuck the future, right now she can be what she's always wanted to be, the beautiful, beloved and inspiring heroine in her own story all without having to do a single thing. It's beautiful. And you WILL fucking worship, bitches.
Cynical Clanger is cynical.